Sieg Pillow!

Yeah. Someone posted this on the PIAT Facebook group and said it was direct from the MyPillow Twitter, and, not entirely believing that, went to see… and well, there’s the screenshot I made of it myself. Fourteen dollars eighty-eight cents, hmmm? I mean, it’s possible that MikePillow doesn’t know the significance of those numbers and he just pulled them out of the air, but it’d be a remarkable coincidence if that were the case. Even if the “promo code” gets you 50% off the sale price, 50% of $29.99 is $14.99, not $14.88… yeah, the “coincidence” theory really doesn’t fly, does it? Someone at that company knows what those numbers mean, and I’d be surprised if it’s not that shithead Lindell himself; you don’t hang around the political far-right as much as he does without picking up at least a bit of the lingo…

There’s always a tweet, isn’t there…

Whoops

I don’t think I’d heard of Olivia Nuzzi until now, she’s a journalist who’s become the unfortunate star of her own story, having admitted to having an affair with “a former subject relevant to the 2024 campaign“, as New York magazine put it when they announced they were putting her on leave for that reason… and though I don’t know if she specifically named said former subject, everyone else is saying…

Yeah. Junior. GREAT CATCH, Olivia. Per Axios, she’s claiming the relationship wasn’t physical, and Bob the younger is denying it even happened… and though I obviously have no evidence either way, I’m oddly disinclined to believe him, given that he has form when it comes to cheating on his wife. Did it dozens of times to his previous one, why wouldn’t he do the same to the current one?

Anyway, this news comes hot on the heels of this other news:

A federal law enforcement agency confirmed it’s opened an investigation into Robert F. Kennedy Jr. after he allegedly cut off the head of a dead whale and took it home two decades ago.
The former independent presidential candidate disclosed the investigation on Saturday while campaigning outside Phoenix for Donald Trump.
Kennedy’s daughter recalled the whale incident in a 2012 interview with Town and Country magazine, which recently resurfaced and was shared extensively on social media. Kathleen Kennedy said when she was 6 years old, her dad got word that a dead whale had washed ashore. He got a chainsaw, cut off the whale’s head and strapped it to the roof of their minivan for a five-hour drive home.
“Every time we accelerated on the highway, whale juice would pour into the windows of the car, and it was the rankest thing on the planet,” Kathleen Kennedy recalls. “We all had plastic bags over our heads with mouth holes cut out, and people on the highway were giving us the finger, but that was just normal day-to-day stuff for us.”

I actually did see this story when it started circulating again, but for some reason I can’t think of I evidently chose not to record it here. But… yeah. That’s something else he allegedly did with a dead animal (as reported by his own daughter 12 years ago; how was that not more of a story back in 2012?). And, coming after his own admission of the business with the bear, I find it as entirely believable that he would desecrate a whale’s corpse as I do that he would cheat on his wife. Cos, you know, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

What I have written

His Muskness is inclined to write some curious things on that social media thing he owns, but this has been particularly striking:

He’s not a poet and he doesn’t know it

Um. This shouldn’t be too surprising, cos Oolong did call himself a “cultural Christian” (for reasons at least partly related to his obsession with birth rates), but somehow him actually coming out with… whatever this is does feel kind of weird. Not least because it’s in verse. Obviously no one should seriously believe for a second that Musk actually believes in Christianity or anything; he’s a Christian in the same way Drumpf is, in that the only god he really believes in is himself. That’s one of the things that makes this kind of peculiar; the other is the particular timing of this thing, given that he’s made some other interesting statements lately…

The White House has condemned Elon Musk for tweeting “no one is even trying to assassinate Biden/Kamala” in response to an X user asking “Why they want to kill Donald Trump?” […]
Musk, himself a Trump supporter, was quickly criticized by X users from the left and right, who said they were concerned his words to his nearly 200m X followers could incite violence against Biden and Harris.
The tech billionaire deleted the post but not before the Secret Service, tasked with protecting current and former presidents, vice-presidents and other notable officials, took notice.
“The Secret Service is aware of the social media post made by Elon Musk and as a matter of practice, we do not comment on matters involving protective intelligence,” a spokesperson said in an email. “We can say, however, that the Secret Service investigates all threats related to our protectees.”

To be sure, I’m not sure there was anything in that post that actually said someone should have a go at them, but people these days are stupid enough to take it that way. Oolong later basically said it was just jokes, bro:

“Well, one lesson I’ve learned is that just because I say something to a group and they laugh doesn’t mean it’s going to be all that hilarious as a post on X,” he later wrote. “Turns out that jokes are WAY less funny if people don’t know the context and the delivery is plain text.”

Meet Elon Musk, theorist of comedy, folks. I don’t know what if anything the SS (because he would call them that, I suspect) actually said to him, but he evidently wasn’t too bothered about it for too long, given that this is his currently pinned tweet:

“OK, I’ll be circumspect about the shooting jokes, but I reserve the right to lie through my teeth about the Democrats on my social media platform where I won’t allow propaganda”… sure. Anyway, I’m still puzzled by the poetry and its purpose, but I did wonder…

…Was Oolong in fact trying to show this creep how to do it? Cos Jordibles has attracted notice for his own “verse” posts—kind of like Nice Cave’s moustache, it’s something he does mostly because other people find it irritating—which are of a notably more free sort. I wonder if Oolong was trying to give him a hint about doing it properly? In which case, Oolong’s got some way to go himself and shouldn’t be advising anyone about anything…

Baby pay back

Eddy ain’t dancing with Dampnut no more:

Donald Trump has lost a legal battle with the singer Eddy Grant over using his 1983 song Electric Avenue in a 2020 ad without permission.
The 40-second clip – an animation of Joe Biden travelling in a railroad cart while a Trump-Pence campaign train passes at high speed – was viewed more than 13.7m times on Twitter before it was removed, according to Grant’s lawsuit.
The video was originally posted to Trump’s personal Twitter account on 12 August 2020 as the Republican president campaigned in his second, unsuccessful presidential election. Grant’s lawyers immediately sent a cease and desist letter, but the video was not removed until Grant sued on 1 September.
In a Manhattan court, a federal judge ruled that Trump breached Grant’s copyright and is liable for damages and Grant’s legal fees.
Judge John G Koeltl rejected the argument made by Trump’s lawyers that the video was protected under the copyright fair use doctrine. “It’s everything we asked for,” one of Grant’s lawyers, Brett Van Benthysen, told Business Insider. “100%.”
Another of Grant’s lawyers, Brian Caplan, told Business Insider: “As a staunch believer of artist’s rights and the ability to control their creative output, Mr Grant believes that the decision will help others in their fight against the unauthorised use of sound recordings and musical compositions. Politicians are not above the law and the court reaffirmed that.”

I’m perfectly fine with this, not just because it’s Trump losing (but hey, watching him lose a legal case certainly is pleasant to watch) or just because it’s Eddy Grant winning, but because fuck any politician who does this (on either side, obviously, I’d be pissed at any Democrat doing this, but I think they would have more sense). Especially when they’re stealing from an artist you know would hate them.

Third time’s the charm?

Yeah, someone apparently took another pop at Dampnut. I find myself oddly “meh” about this one, possibly because bugger all really happened; the gunman got chased off by the secret service before he could get a shot off, so Drumpf and his apologists can’t even claim he “took a bullet” like he did the previous time… not, of course, that he did take a bullet then, some other poor bastards did and it’s become increasingly obvious that Trump never suffered any real damage that time.

I hesitate to call “false flag” in the way my housemate Joe did when he spoke about to me, because that’s the sort of thing they would say (Alex Jones does all the time), but… the timing certainly is interesting. This all comes as the orange one has been on tour with Laura Loomer in the last few days; Laura is one of the biggest pieces of shit involved in right-wing activism, and there’s been many eyebrows raised at her accompanying Trump from the Republicans (Marjorie The Gathering had a particularly hilarious fit of the vapours over Loomer being racist towards Kamala Harris), partly because she’s an obviously revolting human being and a potentially very bad influence on someone who doesn’t need bad influences, but I’m sure it’s mostly because THEY’RE not getting to be bad influences on him as long as she’s in their way…

But the worst thing about Loomer’s presence around Trump…

…is that it’s given Milo Hanrahan a way to desperately become “relevant” again. I was so enjoying not hearing from this tedious cunt, but he’s been insisting on spreading stories about Loomer and Drumpf being, you know, a thing. Quite apart from it being inconceivable that Trump could actually get it up long enough for her to give him a blowie, this is Milo telling the story. You can’t trust him to tell you the sun will come up again tomorrow.

Anyway, the theory has been that this shit with Loomer has been a stunt to distract people from the debate last week, which is believable cos hardly anyone’s talked about that lately, she’s been the real subject of discourse for the last few days… so is this “shooting” also a distraction? To draw people’s attention away from Loomer now? Or from this?

In a stunning admission, the Republican vice-presidential candidate, JD Vance, said he was willing “to create stories” on the campaign trail while defending his spreading false, racist rumors of pets being abducted and eaten in a town in his home state of Ohio.
Vance’s remarks came during an appearance on Sunday on CNN’s State of the Union, where he said he felt the need “to create stories so that the … media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people”.
Asked by the CNN host Dana Bash whether the false rumors centering on Springfield, Ohio, were “a story that you created”, Vance replied, “Yes!” He then said the claims were rooted in “accounts from … constituents” and that he as well as the Republican presidential nominee, Donald Trump, had spoken publicly about them to draw attention to Springfield’s relatively large Haitian population. […]
The rumors proliferating out of Springfield have led to bomb threats aimed at local hospitals and government offices. Vance on Sunday told Bash it was “disgusting” for the media to suggest any of his remarks had led to those threats. He also used the same term to refer to the people issuing those threats, though – in a separate appearance on Sunday on NBC’s Meet the Press – he made it a point to blame the media for accurately reporting on them, saying it was “amplifying the worst people in the world”.

So the whole story about illegals coming for your pets was transparent bullshit, obviously, but the racist foghorning worked, and that was the whole point. And J. Divans basically just said it outright. Helpful. Anyway, I don’t personally think this business with the Mar-a-Lago gunman actually is a false flag or similar distraction to take our attention away from the debate or Laura Loomer or JDV or Project 2025 or whatever we’re supposed to not be looking at… just why other people might do so. I do find it curious, mind you, that in both instances so far, the shooters have been Republican voters, which is not really what I’d expect if it were staged, you’d think they’d be more likely to hire a Democrat or independent or, well, anyone other than a Republican. Just waiting for someone to claim Taylor Swift was really behind it…

Send my soul to Cleopatra Brown

I KNOW that’s not actually what the lyric is (it’s apparently “send my soul to bleed apart your ground”), but that’s what it sounded like when I first heard it… anyway, this week I bring you the following:

    1. Gina X Performance, Nice Mover
    2. Bauhaus, Antonin Artaud
    3. Ramones, Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment
    4. The Chameleons, Here Today
    5. Public Image Limited, Rules and Regulations
    6. Fields of the Nephilim, Phobia
    7. Ministry, Primental
    8. He Said, I Fall Into Your Arms
    9. Abecedarians, Wild Flowers Grow From the Trash
    10. The Embarrassment, (I’m a) Don Juan
    11. Gary Numan, M.E.
    12. Wipers, Romeo
    13. The Modern Lovers, She Cracked
    14. The The, Flesh and Bones
    15. Pure Hell, I Feel Bad
    16. ABC, Hey Citizen!
    17. David Bowie, Look Back in Anger
    18. Play Dead, Shine
    19. Cabaret Voltaire, Walls of Jericho
    20. Lou Reed, Waves of Fear
    21. MX-80 Sound, Metro-Teens
    22. My Bloody Valentine, Several Girls Galore
    23. Sonic Youth, Rain King
    24. Thomas Leer & Robert Rental, Day Breaks Night Heals
    25. The Jesus & Mary Chain, My Little Underground
    26. Soft Cell, Sex Dwarf
    27. Buzzcocks, Airwaves Dream
    28. Altered Images, Dead Pop Stars
    29. Icon AD, Fight for Peace
    30. Wire, Strange
    31. The Adverts, The Great British Mistake

How do you make Transformers but fucked up?

If I had to see THIS fucking thing, so do you:

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

OK, now that I’ve calmed down… someone posted this on Threads (it’s where I’m finding a lot of stuff lately), and my brain is now hurting with the knowledge that Turbo Teen was a thing, however briefly, in 1984:

Turbo Teen is about a teenager named Brett Matthews who swerves off a road during a thunderstorm and crashes into a secret government laboratory. There, he and his red sports car are accidentally exposed to a molecular beam, invented by a scientist named Dr. Chase for a government agent named Cauldwell. As a result, Brett and his car become fused together. Brett gains the ability to morph into the car when exposed to extreme heat and revert into his human form when exposed to extreme cold. With this new superhero power, Brett, along with his girlfriend Pattie (a freelance reporter), his best friend Alex (a mechanic who calls Brett “TT”), and his dog Rusty go on crime-fighting adventures together and solve other mysteries.

This was produced by a mob called Ruby-Spears Productions, who I can only assume were huffing the South American stimulants at an even greater rate than the Hollywood film studios of the era. Also, the show’s Wiki entry includes this astonishing sentence about it from a reference work on animated TV:

This is perhaps the most absurd concept developed for television animation in the genre’s history. Despite a basis in somewhat-plausible science, it was not produced competently enough to make its premise anywhere near believable.

In WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE is the premise of THIS FUCKING SHOW plausible in ANY way, let alone “somewhat” plausible? Jesus fuck.

Look, to the best of my knowledge, I not only never saw this as a kid, I never even heard of it before tonight, and, frankly, I am now ACTIVELY REFUSING to believe it exists. There is no gif at the top of this post. I’m hallucinating it and so are you. Nothing is real. And nothing to get hung about. I’m a teapot.

Never read about your heroes

OK, that’s overstating the case, since Tim Boucher wasn’t a “hero” as such, but I am nonetheless disappointed, to put it mildly, to discover what he’s been up to lately. I used to actually be quite a fan of Tim’s work a long time (20+ years) ago, back in the day when he was running the Occult Investigator and later Pop Occulture blog (can’t link cos they’re long gone), it was a goldmine for that sort of information on religious and cultish crankery. He put me onto the gnostic revival movement, which was certainly an idea I was and still kind of am sympathetic to.

And then it just… kind of vanished, and I spent years wondering where he’d gone. Every now and then I’d search for him online to no avail. Hoped he was happy and well, whatever he was or wasn’t doing. And then suddenly one day he reappeared! A few years ago I found his website (as linked above) and, having confirmed it was indeed him, I was quite delighted. Nice to know he was still out there doing stuff. (Also I discovered he’s Canadian and it’s boo-SHAY rather than BOW-tcher like I always thought…)

Then, a day or two ago, I found out what he’s been doing more recently…

Unfortunately the article is paywalled so I can’t link to it (or even read it myself), but… yeah. This is Tim Boucher writing about how he’s used generative AI to produce FUCKING DOZENS of “books” (they’re more like short stories buffered with a bunch of also AI-generated images). And he’s been at it for a while now too: here’s Tim in Newsweek in May 2023:

My journey into a new realm of high-tech creativity and storytelling began in August 2022. Armed only with my imagination and a handful of artificial intelligence (AI) tools, I ventured into the world of AI-assisted publishing without any map or guide.
My goal was straightforward: To craft a series of unique, captivating ebooks merging dystopian pulp sci-fi with compelling AI world-building. Today, I am on the cusp of releasing my 97th book, and was recently featured on CNN—all within nine months.
The “AI Lore books,” as I’ve come to call them, are a testament to the potential of AI in augmenting human creativity. Each book features between 2,000 to 5,000 words and 40 to140 AI-generated images. Generally, each one takes me approximately 6 to 8 hours to create and publish. In some instances, I’ve been able to produce a volume in as little as three hours, everything included.
This unprecedented rate of production is possible due to AI tools like Midjourney (version 5.1) for image generation, and ChatGPT (version 4), and Anthropic’s Claude for brainstorming and text generation.
I sold 574 books for a total of nearly $2,000 between August and May. The books all cross-reference each other, creating a web of interconnected narratives that constantly draw readers in and encourage them to explore further.

Somewhere deep down I think that, for all his bluster about AI leading him to new storytelling opportunities and shit like that, Tim knows there’s something not exactly right about all of this. I sense a degree of defensiveness in statements like this on his site:

Using AI doesn’t make me an artist; being an artist is what makes me use AI.
Yes, I really think AI art is “real art” and no, I don’t think it is “stealing.”
Here’s a Matisse master copy I painted in acrylic, if you don’t think I’m a “real artist.”
Here’s an older artist’s statement (2023 – I need to write a new one) which outlines what my AI artwork is all about and why, and some thoughts on ‘reality-fluid’ art. (This podcast I made with an AI interviewer is also a good overview of how I think about my art.)
Most people haven’t dug deep enough to understand that my work actually comes from a place of profound unease about technology and its place in our lives (I use AI to critique AI). My personal & professional work has all been about attempting to find that right relationship, and often failing… But there is value in the grand experiment.

I don’t really know what I make of this. Obviously art has always made use of new and advancing technology and so forth, so Tim’s enthusiasm for AI as a creative is hardly anything new… the question is, to what extent is there actual creativity involved when the art is, frankly, more or less completely made from someone’s work?

I mean, we can go back to Dada a hundred plus years ago when Tristan Tzara came up with his idea for creating Dadaist poetry; however random the ultimate arrangement of the words, you, the “poet”, have still chosen the article from which you made the poem. Cf. also Kurt Schwitters’ collages. If none of the elements of his collages were made by Schwitters, the end result was by him. There are deliberate decisions involved. As for Tim’s Matisse-copying, he admits to using a projector to trace the thing, but it was still his hand doing that work. It was still his effort. That copy of Matisse was ultimately by him.

I feel somehow, though, this isn’t the case with his books. How much of them are, indeed, by him in this sense? What’s he actually doing? Can he legitmately call himself the “author” of these things? Certainly all the people I’ve seen responding to him on Threads have been volcanically negative, and, to be honest, I’m down with that myself. Cos fuck generative AI. I mean, I’ve used it myself and even posted an example of it here, but I’m certainly not making any claims for myself as an artist. Tim is, on the other hand, and even has an “artist’s statement” on that theme. Which he admits was also partly written with ChatGPT. HIS OWN ARTIST’S STATEMENT ISN’T EVEN FULLY HIS OWN WORK, for fuck’s sake.

Tim… son, I am disappoint. I suspect I might actually be less bothered if he were doing this stuff for free, but he’s not and that’s a part of the problem… by his own admission he’s apparently not making much money, but it bothers me that he’s making any. Whatever. I feel let down by someone I respected long long ago. I thought you were better than this, Tim.

And, parenthetically, Vivian Wilson (whose dad you know, of course) agrees with me:

“Concepts of a plan”

Somehow the debate between Dampnut and Kamala Harris actually went ahead, even though his lordship was supposedly threatening not to do it just a few days ago… and depending on which side you’re on, the general consensus seems to be that Kamala won, it’s just a matter of how; did she just hopelessly outclass him, or did she conspire with ABC and the moderators assigned to the debate to gain an unfair advantage? Predictably, the latter is what I’ve seen a bunch of Trumpeters shrieking on Twitter, because OBVIOUSLY there was no other way she could possibly have outclassed the orange prick in the way she did… but she didn’t even really need to try that hard, cos Trump was perfectly capable of shitting his own bed. At one point he was asked about his healthcare plan:

During the presidential debate Tuesday night, Trump struggled to answer a question about his healthcare plan, accidentally revealing that he didn’t have one at all.
After his particularly lackluster response criticizing Obamacare but giving no alternatives, ABC moderate Linsey Davis asked Trump outright if he knew what he was talking about. “Yes or no, you still do not have a plan?” she said.
“I have concepts of a plan,” Trump replied. “I’m not president right now.”
“But if we come up with something, I would only change it if we come up with something that is better and less expensive. And there are concepts and options we have to do that. And you will be hearing about it in the not too distant future.”

Quite. I don’t know exactly how not-too-distant this future Trump referred to is, but the election is now less than two months away. I think people might want to hear more before then. This should’ve been the takeaway line from the show, of course, but then he had to descend to retelling recent news stories (that have already been debunked) about Haitian immigrants (illegals ones, too, because OBVIOUSLY) stealing and eating people’s cats and dogs. Because this sort of old-school racist bullshit is about all he has.

Anyway, the real sign that Kamala won the debate was this:

YES. TAY TAY’S FINALLY SAID IT. I don’t think anyone would be surprised as her siding with KH, of course,  but it’s kind of nice that she’s finally actually confirmed it. Especially cos it’ll piss Dampnut off.

Needless to say, SOME PEOPLE reacted to this normally:

Christopher Rufo is one of the most godawful people working in conservative American politics these days, so if even HE’s aghast at… whatever the fuck THAT was supposed to be, you should recognise you might have fucked up. But, of course, this is Oolong, not a normal person…

Needless to say Apartheid Clyde agreed with his goons that Trump was hard done by and the moderators were overly harsh on him. But the thing is, Trump is a lying cunt. And if he weren’t a lying cunt, people wouldn’t need to call him out for being a lying cunt. The onus is on him to not be a lying cunt on TV like that. Also, while I’m sure Oolong’s support for Dampnut is sincere, he’s also sucking up to him cos the old bugger’s spoken recently about getting him to head some government efficiency commission, so I presume Oolong’s being all “of course Trump won” so Trump doesn’t forget that idea. Not that it’ll happen anyway, I suspect.