Just so you know there IS good non-Nazi stuff on Substack, I present this list of one woman’s favourite moments from her favourite horror films, because of the third item on the list: Helicopter Zombie from Dawn of the Dead:
Is it weird that I think this moment is hilarious? Because it is, and darkly so.
Roger is refueling the chopper, not really paying attention to his surroundings, so he doesn’t see the zombie that’s heading towards him. Stephen yells out, but Roger doesn’t hear him. By the time he does notice the zombie, the chopper blades take care of it for him, leaving him standing there, just staring.
It’s easily one of the best zombie kills in the entire film (in the US version, anyway, Dario Argento cut it from the European version; what was he thinking??) and Roger didn’t even have to lift a finger to do it. Awesome.
Not just hilarious and awesome, but actually a key moment in my own appreciation of horror. As I believe I’ve said before, I used to be scared of horror films, not by them but of them. I hardly ever watched anything that could be described as “horror” so I couldn’t really be scared by them. Just the idea that horror films existed was enough to put me off as a child.
Any time I went to the video shop, I usually found myself in the horror area, though, cos it was hard to avoid; at Sedrak’s in the 80s I recall their horror section directly backed onto the SF section, and the other one on Bunnerong Road in the 90s was right at the back of the shop, so you couldn’t get from one end of any aisle to the other without brushing against the horror section. I’d just look at the box covers and… no. I always felt something a bit… wrong about horror. Like it shouldn’t exist amd why did people like this stuff, I didn’t get it, and yet there was still some sort of weird allure to it.

I don’t remember any more how nor indeed why I “got into” horror, nor what my first exposure to it was (though it was probably Doomlord, as noted here), but I do recall my school friend Christos’ H.P. Lovecraft books (the Ballantine Case of Charles Dexter Ward and the Grafton Dagon and Other Macabre Tales; I’m surprised the cover of the latter, above, didn’t send me running) being a pretty major step. So I started with books, films took longer, and at some point in the middle of actually studying film at university, I felt I should probably finally investigate the horror film in something like a “proper” manner. So, being the idiot I am, I jumped in at the deep end rather than building up like an actually sensible person would…

I now know that Uncle George’s zombie epic had a somewhat circuitous journey to this uncut version finally making it to video here in 1985, with Dario Argento’s European cut of the film being banned in 1978, then a pre-cut version of Romero’s version being banned too in 1979 before a version missing about six minutes was finally passed in 1980. I am glad now I never saw this version for multiple reasons, not least being that Helicopter Zombie was one of the many things cut from it.
As noted, the actual uncut version didn’t make it here until 1985—whereupon it was banned in Queensland because OBVIOUSLY it was—and that CBS-FOX tape was how I first saw it (apparently that tape is worth something to collectors if it has the “banned in Queensland” sticker). I no longer recall if this was before or after I’d seen Night of the Living Dead (which I first saw on a grotty Hollywood House Video double bill with Dementia 13), but I do somehow recall it being 1996. I probably discovered it through this book…

…which I’d had for a few years at that point (that review, written in 2024, is unnecessarily harsh about a book first published in 1981; obviously it’s terribly dated 40+ years later but even in 1991 when I got it, it was still a useful introduction to the field); it had a charming still of the zombie that gets Tom Savini’s machete in his head, with a somewhat tut-tutting caption about how violent horror films were getting by that time. Peter Nicholls’s Fantastic Cinema, too, was just as important, cos Dawn was in the filmography appendix… Nicholls used an interesting scheme, with star ratings for overall quality but also skull ratings for violence and grossness (he made a distinction between being scared and just being repulsed that I’ve always found useful). Dawn was one of I think only six films to get the maximum three skulls. (I rather dimly recall Let Sleeping Corpses Lie, Eraserhead and Zombie Flesh Eaters being three of the others. Maybe Videodrome too? Stop digressing, James.)
So, for whatever reason I no longer fully understand, one day I decided to subject myself to this atrocity to see if I could in fact stomach it. Which maybe seems like an odd way to approach it (I mean, no one watches a John Ford western to see if they can withstand Monument Valley, do they?) but so it was. I no longer recall what I thought of the first 24 minutes, which of course includes the apartment block shootout with the exploding head, but I do recall how I reacted to Helicopter Zombie when he met his untimely (?) end. I laughed. Uproariously. This was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. It still is. And it was genuinely funny, not inadvertently so or anything like “so bad it’s good” stuff; it wasn’t one of Ed Wood’s flying saucers.
And if I’d been old enough to see the film in Australia in 1980, I wouldn’t have seen one of the best parts of it, and one of what was, in its way, one of the most important moments of cinema I’ve ever seen. As overblown as that sounds (and perhaps is), Helicopter Zombie was like an ice-breaking moment for me and the whole horror genre that made me belatedly realise this stuff was fun. It’s not my entire cinematic diet, and there are an awful lot of generally acclaimed “classics” in the genre that I’ve never got around to for various reasons, and I still can’t get excited by most of the big sequel-happy franchises from the 80s and onwards… but still, at its best, horror fascinates me in a way that other genres don’t quite do. So thanks to Helicopter Zombie, and thanks to Jamie B. at Substack for inspiring me to write this gibberish tonight (with sincerest apologies for misgendering her in the original version of this post. Oof).
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