The Ghost of Yotsuya

Still in Japan but somewhat further back in time, both in terms of story setting (1600s) and production era and style (late 1950s). The story itself is based on an 1825 kabuki play (itself somewhat loosely based on a true story; presumably there was no supernatural vengeance in real life), which has been filmed dozens of times in Japan since 1912; indeed, there was another version of it released by Shintoho just a couple of weeks after this one from Daiei. I gather that different versions of the story do emphasise different aspects of it, and director Kenji Misumi seems to have been mostly interested in the romantic melodrama side of things with a bit of additional swordplay. The crucial difference with this telling of the story, though, appears to have been with the male lead character of Iyemon, who’s not the villain here that he usually is; there’s other changes but that seems to be the biggest one. Iyemon is an impoverished samurai offered a position with the Ito clan, but one of the conditions of the job is marrying the lord’s daughter… and Iyemon is already married to Oiwa, who will have to be dealt with. Usually this is Iyemon’s task in the story, but here he’s actually being conspired against by the kind of shitty people he insists on associating with. Oiwa’s murder doesn’t happen until about 20 minutes before the end; once the supernatural shenanigans finally begin they’re fairly good, it’s just a fairly long haul to that point. I suspect this version may not have been the ideal first viewing of the Yotsuya story for me, but it was the one Radiance included in their Daiei Gothic blu-ray box (logically enough), so it was the one I watched; hunting up the Shintoho version now so I can compare…

Bloody Muscle Bodybuilder in Hell

Also known as “the Japanese Evil Dead” for reasons that quickly become clear: it is an obviously Japanese production and an obvious knockoff of… er, homage to Sam Raimi’s classic, translated from a cabin in the American woods to a house in the Japanese suburbs. Except it was made with resources so limited that Evil Dead looks like a major Hollywood production by comparison (even Raimi wasn’t limited to eight millimetre film). I don’t know exactly what year to file this under, cos it was mostly shot in 1995 but then bits were reshot over the next fourteen years and it was another five years before it actually got a proper release. 1995? 2014? I don’t know, but whatever, you kind of have to admire director Shinichi Fukuzawa’s determination to get it out there even if it took nearly two decades; he’s never made another film since then, but he really wanted this one out there at least…

Anyway, Fukuzawa also plays the titular bodybuilder, who reconnects with old girlfriend Mika who’s investigating a supposedly haunted house. They go with a psychic in tow. Things go sideways, obviously. But this is not the sort of thing you’re watching for its originality or technical brilliance. You’re here for the gore, which is ridiculous in both quality and quantity, and I think Fukuzawa does things with it I can’t remember even Raimi doing. BMB also kind of put me in mind of Dennis Muren’s Equinox, which started life as a semi-amateur production before getting an actual proper release; it began as a bunch of teenagers making the sort of film that they themselves would want to see, and BMB gives a similar vibe… except that, unlike Dennis Muren, who wound up on a stack of major Hollywood effects jobs and has nine Oscars to his credit, Fukuzawa never turned it into a career. And yet BMB feels like that wasn’t the point anyway; it feels more like Fukuzawa was in this for the hell of it, it was a labour of love more than money. It’s a film that needs some understanding of the circumstances of its production, but there’s a weird charm to it. And it’s only 62 minutes long, a compactness you have to admire as much as anything.

Grey Room #18

Another particular pleasing edition, at least for me. Be nice if someone else listened to the fucking thing now…

1. Jorge Ben – Ponta de lança africano (Umbabarauma) (1976)
2. King Crimson – Fallen Angel (1974)
3. Public Image Limited – Flowers of Romance (1981)
4. Julian Cope – Hanging Out and Hung Up on the Line (1991)
5. Black Sabbath – Wishing Well (1980)
6. Wire – Hard Currency (2008)
7. Isidore – Ghosting (2004)
8. John Martyn – May You Never (1973)
9. Primal Scream – Burning Wheel (1997)
10. 3 Teens Kill 4 – Hold Up (1982)
11. Straitjacket Fits – Missing Presumed Drowned (1990)
12. John Cale – Ghost Story (1970)
13. Einsturzende Neubauten – Let’s Do It A Dada (2007)
14. The Outsiders – You’re Everything on Earth (1968)
15. The Pretenders – Mystery Achievement (1978)

The Fly (1958)

Until tonight one of the bigger (nearly wrote “bugger” there, which would’ve been kind of appropriate, I suppose) gaps in my film knowledge has been The Fly, both the original and the Cronenberg version… I have now filled at least one of these holes, and finally got to know one of the major works of the genre from that period; the 50s were a great age for monster horror, and though the man-fly hybrid actually gets surprisingly little screen time it’s still a worthy example. Also, if you’re doing horror films for October, you need something with Vincent Price, and even if he’s really secondary here, this fits the bill. The Fly‘s impact has perhaps dissipated a bit over the decades through familiarity and parody, but it kicks off in a grisly way that still surprised me, with our nice scientist lead having a fatal close encounter with a hydraulic press operated by his nice wife, who then proceeds to tell a very strange story…

The Fly is a tale of well-meant science going terribly wrong; André, our good doctor, envisages his matter transportation technology as a way of delivering food and medicine and stuff like that to wherever it’s needed, maybe even transporting people. But when he’s experimenting with the latter, he gets a bit careless… There’s a review on Letterboxd that calls this “Maybe the cruelest story in the sci-fi canon”, and I find that hard to argue with, because the characters are all, you know, perfectly nice and appealing; André’s drive is essentially altruistic, so there’s something terribly tragic about how things turn out. It’s a handsome production for what was effectively a jumped-up B film (actually produced by Fox’s Regal Films unit, overseen by Robert L. Lippert whose films were usually a lot cheaper than this), mostly interiors shot in Cinemascope, and well-played by all involved; alas that director Kurt Neumann died just after finishing it and never saw it become a hit. I should really have seen this decades ago (though if I had I’d probably have been stuck with a shitty pan/scan version), and I really must get around to the Cronenberg remake at some point too…

Hunchback of the Morgue

I must admit to not being terribly au fait with the Spanish horror industry that sprang up around the same time as the Italian one in the 1960s beyond a couple of obvious names like Jess Franco and Paul Naschy, but it appears to have been as OK with actual animal cruelty as its Italian counterpart would be… yuck. I mean, I’m not a megafan of rats either, but still…

Anyway, around 15 years ago I saw my first Paul Naschy film, The Werewolf vs. The Vampire Woman; it was a barely watchable probable bootleg, but beneath the shitty video quality I could sense something of interest. I meant to explore Naschy further, but haven’t done so until now. It was Youtube’s resident Naschy enthusiast Daniel at The Cobwebs Channel who finally convinced me to invest in the Scream Factory collections of his work, and I chose this particular title because I found this terrific essay on it (thank you again, Substack), which I think is quite correct in finding the animal cruelty abhorrent but also in identifying what makes it work other, a substantial part of which is Naschy himself.

This is one of his non-Waldemar Daninsky films, in which he is the titular hunchback, Gotho, but he’s not the monster of the movie. Granted, he kills multiple people through the film, and in remarkably gory fashion for a film made at that time too; but Gotho is a hunchback far more sinned against than sinning, a figure of freakish fun to his fellow townsfolk but essentially kind and loving until provoked. He is the film’s sorely-beset focus of sympathy. When the young woman he loves dies, he encounters the real monster of the movie, Dr. Orla, who makes use of him for his, er, unorthodox experiments. All of this is told in a way that could be described as “jagged”, full of abrupt scene cuts and transitions; it’s somewhat unbalanced and not entirely coherent, but it captures a suitably grim mood (even if the apparently night-time exteriors are kind of suspiciously well-“lit”). I enjoyed this, it basically gave me what I’d hoped for from it. I just wish it hadn’t also given me those burning rats…

RIP Cronos

Well FUCK.

Venom singer/bassist Conrad Lant, better known as Cronos, has died at the age of 63.
His band confirmed his death in a statement today (Tuesday, October 1). No cause of death has been given. […]
Born in London in 1963, Lant moved to Newcastle aged eight, where he joined Venom in 1978, during the burgeoning New Wave Of British Heavy Metal. Inspired by the rough, DIY nature of punk rock, the trio – completed by guitarist Jeffrey ‘Mantas’ Dunn and drummer Tony ‘Abaddon’ Bray – brought a raw fury to the UK heavy metal scene, first heard on 1981’s controversial yet ultimately seminal debut album, Welcome To Hell, which UK music magazine Sounds hailed as “possibly the heaviest record ever allowed in the shops for public consumption.”
“I loved Motorhead,” Cronos said in 2019, “they were a huge inspiration, but I wanted to have the Black Sabbath satanic thing too, and Alice Cooper’s theatricality, and punk’s aggression. I wanted us to be evil.”
Recorded in six days, Venom’s second record, Black Metal, was released in November 1982, and received a five star review in Sounds from future Classic Rock editor Geoff Barton. The album’s title track became the band’s signature song, influencing the namesake extreme metal genre, featuring such bands as Mayhem, Emperor and Darkthrone.

A marvellously Neanderthal racket they did make, and still teenagers when they started making it. May he enjoy all the Newcastle Brown Ale in Hell that he can handle.

Black Moon

Oof. I don’t normally expect 1930s cinema to be, you know, big on racial sensitivity or anything, but Black Moon managed to lower the bar by setting its story on a Caribbean island inhabited by “two white people and a couple of thousand blacks” and then having one of those blacks be racist towards the island’s natives (presumably because he came from the mainland US). That… didn’t really endear me to the film, and nothing much else about it did. This is a horror film where the real horror is that of a nice white woman “going native”; born on the island in question, she’s raised by her plantation-owning uncle after her parents’ death, and becomes involved in the natives’ voodoo practices. Although uncle dispatches her to the mainland where she marries a nice white man and they have a nice white child, the old attraction to those old ways comes back for some reason never fully explained. Per IMDB, the film provoked a mini-riot in Jamaica when it showed there, and even in the US there were questions about whether or not it was wise to show it in some areas there, but one African-American newspaper gave it credit for employing a load (up to about 250 or so) of black extras, so I suppose that’s… something? I don’t know. This was Fay Wray’s last horror film, and apparently she later had no memory of being in it. It’s like that. I don’t really have much else to say about it.

Heads up!

Just so you know there IS good non-Nazi stuff on Substack, I present this list of one woman’s favourite moments from her favourite horror films, because of the third item on the list: Helicopter Zombie from Dawn of the Dead:

Is it weird that I think this moment is hilarious? Because it is, and darkly so.
Roger is refueling the chopper, not really paying attention to his surroundings, so he doesn’t see the zombie that’s heading towards him. Stephen yells out, but Roger doesn’t hear him. By the time he does notice the zombie, the chopper blades take care of it for him, leaving him standing there, just staring.
It’s easily one of the best zombie kills in the entire film (in the US version, anyway, Dario Argento cut it from the European version; what was he thinking??) and Roger didn’t even have to lift a finger to do it. Awesome.

Not just hilarious and awesome, but actually a key moment in my own appreciation of horror. As I believe I’ve said before, I used to be scared of horror films, not by them but of them. I hardly ever watched anything that could be described as “horror” so I couldn’t really be scared by them. Just the idea that horror films existed was enough to put me off as a child.

Any time I went to the video shop, I usually found myself in the horror area, though, cos it was hard to avoid; at Sedrak’s in the 80s I recall their horror section directly backed onto the SF section, and the other one on Bunnerong Road in the 90s was right at the back of the shop, so you couldn’t get from one end of any aisle to the other without brushing against the horror section. I’d just look at the box covers and… no. I always felt something a bit… wrong about horror. Like it shouldn’t exist amd why did people like this stuff, I didn’t get it, and yet there was still some sort of weird allure to it.

I don’t remember any more how nor indeed why I “got into” horror, nor what my first exposure to it was (though it was probably Doomlord, as noted here), but I do recall my school friend Christos’ H.P. Lovecraft books (the Ballantine Case of Charles Dexter Ward and the Grafton Dagon and Other Macabre Tales; I’m surprised the cover of the latter, above, didn’t send me running) being a pretty major step. So I started with books, films took longer, and at some point in the middle of actually studying film at university, I felt I should probably finally investigate the horror film in something like a “proper” manner. So, being the idiot I am, I jumped in at the deep end rather than building up like an actually sensible person would…

I now know that Uncle George’s zombie epic had a somewhat circuitous journey to this uncut version finally making it to video here in 1985, with Dario Argento’s European cut of the film being banned in 1978, then a pre-cut version of Romero’s version being banned too in 1979 before a version missing about six minutes was finally passed in 1980. I am glad now I never saw this version for multiple reasons, not least being that Helicopter Zombie was one of the many things cut from it.

As noted, the actual uncut version didn’t make it here until 1985—whereupon it was banned in Queensland because OBVIOUSLY it was—and that CBS-FOX tape was how I first saw it (apparently that tape is worth something to collectors if it has the “banned in Queensland” sticker). I no longer recall if this was before or after I’d seen Night of the Living Dead (which I first saw on a grotty Hollywood House Video double bill with Dementia 13), but I do somehow recall it being 1996. I probably discovered it through this book…

…which I’d had for a few years at that point (that review, written in 2024, is unnecessarily harsh about a book first published in 1981; obviously it’s terribly dated 40+ years later but even in 1991 when I got it, it was still a useful introduction to the field); it had a charming still of the zombie that gets Tom Savini’s machete in his head, with a somewhat tut-tutting caption about how violent horror films were getting by that time. Peter Nicholls’s Fantastic Cinema, too, was just as important, cos Dawn was in the filmography appendix… Nicholls used an interesting scheme, with star ratings for overall quality but also skull ratings for violence and grossness (he made a distinction between being scared and just being repulsed that I’ve always found useful). Dawn was one of I think only six films to get the maximum three skulls. (I rather dimly recall Let Sleeping Corpses Lie, Eraserhead and Zombie Flesh Eaters being three of the others. Maybe Videodrome too? Stop digressing, James.)

So, for whatever reason I no longer fully understand, one day I decided to subject myself to this atrocity to see if I could in fact stomach it. Which maybe seems like an odd way to approach it (I mean, no one watches a John Ford western to see if they can withstand Monument Valley, do they?) but so it was. I no longer recall what I thought of the first 24 minutes, which of course includes the apartment block shootout with the exploding head, but I do recall how I reacted to Helicopter Zombie when he met his untimely (?) end. I laughed. Uproariously. This was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. It still is. And it was genuinely funny, not inadvertently so or anything like “so bad it’s good” stuff; it wasn’t one of Ed Wood’s flying saucers.

And if I’d been old enough to see the film in Australia in 1980, I wouldn’t have seen one of the best parts of it, and one of what was, in its way, one of the most important moments of cinema I’ve ever seen. As overblown as that sounds (and perhaps is), Helicopter Zombie was like an ice-breaking moment for me and the whole horror genre that made me belatedly realise this stuff was fun. It’s not my entire cinematic diet, and there are an awful lot of generally acclaimed “classics” in the genre that I’ve never got around to for various reasons, and I still can’t get excited by most of the big sequel-happy franchises from the 80s and onwards… but still, at its best, horror fascinates me in a way that other genres don’t quite do. So thanks to Helicopter Zombie, and thanks to Jamie B. at Substack for inspiring me to write this gibberish tonight (with sincerest apologies for misgendering her in the original version of this post. Oof).