Now be thankful

Thanksgiving isn’t something we do here in Australia (except on Norfolk Island for some reason), so it’s something I only see from quite a distance and find a little strange… but this is the strangest thing about it I’ve ever seen that I can remember:

I mean… MAGA photoshop propaganda, which I’m sure this is supposed to be, is obviously a thing, that’s not the problem here. Not even the fact that said MAGA propaganda is, frankly, kind of denigrating J. Divans by making him the housewife. It’s that Vance himself posted this thing. I initially didn’t believe it, but no, a quick squiz at his Shitter revealed it was bafflingly real. Did Vance possibly even make this? Is this actually his own photoshop work? If not, why is he still clearly amused enough by this thing to post it himself? Is it some way to remind Mushroom Cock that Vance is his bitch rather than that Musk fellow? Cos the latter does seem to be getting cocky lately about the things the impending debacle is going to do, as if he were going to be charge of said things, and there’s been some speculation that even the orange guy is getting jack of him… so maybe Vance posted this otherwise peculiar image to remind Drumpf that he’s still there and won’t overreach himself? I don’t know.

Art in the 21st century

Of course.

The cryptocurrency entrepreneur Justin Sun has fulfilled a promise he made after spending $6.2m (£4.88m) on an artwork featuring a banana duct-taped to a wall – by eating the fruit.
At one of Hong Kong’s priciest hotels, Sun, 34, chomped down on the banana in front of dozens of journalists and influencers after giving a speech hailing the work as “iconic” and drew parallels between conceptual art and cryptocurrency.
“It’s much better than other bananas,” Sun, who was born in China, said after getting his first taste. “It’s really quite good.”
Titled Comedian, the conceptual work created by the Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan was sold at a Sotheby’s auction in New York last week, with Sun among seven bidders.
Sun said he felt “disbelief” in the first 10 seconds after he won the bid, before realising “this could become something big”. In the 10 seconds after that, he decided he would eat the banana.
“Eating it at a press conference can also become a part of the artwork’s history,” he said on Friday.
The debut of the edible creation at the 2019 Art Basel show in Miami Beach sparked controversy and raised questions about whether it should be considered art – Cattelan’s stated aim.

And I daresay we’re no closer to answering that riddle. I saw the original story the other day when it broke and it was befuddling, but somehow now that I know the guy who bought it was a crypto nerd (and one being investigated over one of his crypto schemes) makes it slightly less so.

The Mystic (1925)

Finishing off that Criterion Tod Browning set with what is evidently the least known of the three films therein… Interesting that the titular mystic is actually a somewhat secondary character; she’s one of a group of circus gypsies recruited by an American crook, Michael Nash, as part of a scheme to part people from their money through staged seances. But Nash gets greedy and this ultimately results in a somewhat unexpected complication. Not a million miles removed from something like Nightmare Alley, I suppose, albeit a couple of decades before that… Browning couldn’t get any of his usual cast (including Lon Chaney) so he had to make do with a bunch of people who seem to be pretty obscure now, though they all acquit themselves well enough, even if I never entirely bought Nash’s change of heart which drives the plot in the last third or so of the film. I’m mostly puzzled by the score Criterion used for the film, though… not that it’s bad, cos it’s not, it actually suits the film pretty well; it’s just that, frankly, it comes off sonically like an old Vitaphone track despite being newly written, i.e. not just music but sound effects as well, and the latter tend to be distracting just like they did in the old Vitaphone soundtracks I’ve heard. (Doesn’t help that Criterion presents the soundtrack in mono for some reason.) But on the whole it’s pretty well made and well presented; the production is solid early MGM, and the seance fakery actually produces a surprisingly ominous mood that’s more effective than you might expect. This whole set was well worth getting.

The Unknown (1927)

I first saw this, as I recall, back in 2002, at which time I was quite panicked by the climax of this film and seriously thought it would in fact end with Norman Kerry’s arms being ripped off, and I was making some very odd squealing noises while watching it. If a then-75 year old silent film could have that effect on me, it had to be something remarkable. 22 years later, as The Unknown approaches its centenary, it perhaps didn’t quite have that effect on me tonight, but it wasn’t that far off… plus in those intervening a second print of the film turned up, thus returning it to its original length and proportions. If Freaks was an odd choice for MGM to make and release in 1932, this was even odder in a way for them to have made five years earlier; it really is one of the most fucked-up romances in 20th century cinema, the criminal trying to keep his… distinctive hand concealed by posing as an armless circus knife thrower and the young woman terrified of the touch of men’s hands, leading to an… extreme makeover, shall we say. This must’ve seemed amazingly grotesque in 1927, cos it sure as hell does in 2024, and I’ve always seen it as the sort of thing which demonstrates how good an actor Lon Chaney was quite apart from his obviously formidable make-up skills. The Unknown is melodrama of somewhat preposterous luridness, but somehow Chaney sells this bizarre proposition, even though Alonzo the Armless is a character that even Werner Herzog might have found excessive. I did kind of miss the Alloy Orchestra’s score from the older release, but that was written for the 49-minute version so wouldn’t have worked the same for this restoration; whatever, though, it’s good to have it back to what appears to be almost its original length. Pleased to see this again too.

Freaks (1932)

As I was saying about films I need to rewatch, this was one of them, having recently scored the Criterion blu-ray with this (ludicrously, I don’t think I’ve ever actually owned this in any form until now), The Unknown and The Mystic… both of which will also be making appearances here. This wasn’t Tod Browning’s first rodeo …er, circus story, but by casting actual “freaks” he was crossing boundaries audiences weren’t prepared to go beyond with him; although I’m not sure if they were offended on behalf of the “freaks” for being exploited, or on behalf of themselves for being forced to look at these misshapen things… I suspect it was more the latter, however, given that behind the scenes MGM’s other staff were finding Browning’s cast kind of unacceptably monstrous as well. It’s clear, though, that Browning’s sympathies are absolutely with his human oddities from start to finish; even when they go on their climactic rampage against Cleopatra and Hercules, the latter—a pair normal-sized able-bodied people who hate the rest of the circus cast, even the other “normal” ones—have been painted as so awful and venal that the “freaks”‘ revenge on them is quite understandable. Alas that critics and audiences would take a few more decades to catch up with Browning, whose career was pretty fatally damaged by the fuss; all this time later it still seems incomprehensible that MGM, of all the major Hollywood studios at that time, made and released this thing. Less incomprehensible than them repudiating it until the 1960s but even so. It’s still pretty transgressive and kind of questionable, but a lot better and more seriously intended than it could’ve been in less careful hands. Very pleased to have seen this again.

“Well there’s a surprise,” said no one

Trump HHS Nominee RFK Jr Admitted to Funding the Movie “Plandemic”

Because OBVIOUSLY.

Much like I could barely discuss Trump’s hideous guitars, I haven’t felt any desire to talk about the catastrophe of a government the old cunt has been assembling, but anyway, for some reason people seem to have been surprised by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. getting nominated to the Secretary of Health and Human Services; after all, Trump SAID he would be giving Kennedy a health care job and that was the whole reason Bobby Brainworm shacked up with Mushroom Cock in the first place (per his Wiki, he’d actually first done this in January 2017 despite having drawn Nazi comparisons with Trump and his goons). This story, though, is an even less surprising revelation…

Plandemic was produced and released in the early days of the COVID-19 crisis, becoming a viral sensation among conspiracy theorists. The film’s central narrative revolves around claims that the pandemic was engineered by the pharmaceutical industry and other elites, with some of its assertions heavily criticized by public health experts and fact-checkers as misleading or outright false.
RFK Jr.’s Children’s Health Defense (CHD), which has long been at the forefront of anti-vaccine advocacy, supported Plandemic by sharing, promoting, and funding the film through its platform, a MeidasTouch review of CHD’s webpage including archive versions revealed, further solidifying its controversial stance against mainstream scientific views on vaccines and public health measures. Critics of have condemned both the film and it’s subsequent iterations, arguing that the spread of such unfounded claims undermines public trust in legitimate health responses to the pandemic, including the development and distribution of vaccines.

So by the time Plandemic came out, Kennedy had been a vaccine sceptic of at least 15 years standing, 2005 having been when he published what appears to have been his first piece on the subject; and, as an avowed Democrat, he was an equally avowed non-fan of TrumpCorp. Consequently, a documentary (using that word loosely, of course) pushing theories about The Elites™ creating Covid and Big Pharma is getting even bigger because of vaccines seems bound to have attracted Kennedy’s interest, and this news that he helped fund and promote it surprises me not in the slightest. What is a little bit surprising is that, having accused Mushroom Cock’s government of “planning” this thing, he’s now evidently happy to be part of Dampnut’s new government… but I get the feeling “integrity” is a word Bob ditched from his vocabulary a while ago so I probably shouldn’t be surprised. Maybe the worm ate that part of his brain?

Because I’m an idiot…

…I’m taking on a viewing challenge I found on Bluesky BECAUSE THAT WORKED SO FUCKING WELL WITH THE READING CHALLENGES DIDN’T IT which looks doable AS I BELIEVE I ALSO SAID ABOUT THOSE FUCKING READING CHALLENGES OOOOH “DOABLE” INDEED all right dickhead, calm down. ANYWAY, this is it:

And rule #5 for which there wasn’t room in the first: any and all genres are fair game. OP also notes further down that they want their own viewing to encompass new-to-them titles but also stuff they have seen but not for 20+ years, but that everything really is fair game as they said. So, if old films I haven’t seen in a long time count, then this really shouldn’t be too hard; as it stands I think I’ve got at least one unwatched film for every year up to now (obviously I’m going to have to wait a bit for a 2025 film) so I could do it entirely with unwatched stuff, but I’ve also accrued quite a lot of stuff I want to rewatch, which should make things a bit easier. We’ll see how it goes. Should go better than the book challenges have, hopefully… sigh.

Rock out with your Mushroom Cock out

There’s nothing this cunt can’t ruin, is there?

This mighty vision of rock’n’roll Dampnut just made me want to puke so much when I saw it a few days ago that I didn’t even want to talk about it here, something about it was too depressing somehow. Cos it wasn’t and isn’t the joke I initially hoped it was; I went to that website and OH FUCK they weren’t kidding… However, it now appears Gibson aren’t kidding either, cos they’ve notice certain similarities between this… thing and their Les Paul model:

How about just making Jordan obscure again?

So Jordibles is making the media rounds for his new book, here’s him on Jesse Watters’ program wearing what looks like a fairly sensible suit for a change. I saw this grab posted on Bluesky, I forget by who, but I presume it was the chyron that attracted them cos that’s certainly what attracted me; I don’t know if Kermit himself said this or if he just agrees with the sentiment (I refuse to watch the interview to find out), but either way those are hilariously incongruous words to juxtapose with this drug-addled clown… I have his book, by the way, obviously obtained through a dubious channel because fuck him, so I will read it at some point even if, frankly, I have no hopes for it being anything more than his usual…