Category: [Science & technology]

So much for love?

Italy’s famous Lovers’ Arch collapses into the sea on Valentine’s Day

The famous arch of the sea stacks at Sant’Andrea in Melendugno, Puglia, Italy, popularly known as Lovers’ Arch, collapsed on Valentine’s Day after strong storm surges and heavy rain swept across southern Italy.
The rocky arch, one of the best-known natural landmarks on the Adriatic coast, got its name as it served as a backdrop for wedding proposals, selfies and postcards, and was one of the most recognisable symbols of the Salento, one of Italy’s most heavily visited tourist areas. […]
According to local authorities, strong winds, rough seas and intense rainfall in recent days progressively weakened the rock structure until its final collapse on Saturday. It is the most significant damage inflicted by coastal erosion on the landscape of the Salento. […]
Mediterranean cyclones, known as medicanes, include Cyclone Harry which struck in January, have been devastating ports, homes and roads, reshaping the structure of coastlines. Medicanes are warm-core systems that are becoming increasingly frequent in the Mediterranean, driven by rising sea temperatures linked to the climate emergency.
“With the Mediterranean [experiencing] among its hottest years on record in 2025, warmer seas are supercharging the atmosphere and fuelling extreme events,” said Christian Mulder, a professor of ecology and climate emergency at the University of Catania in Sicily.

Is it just me or is the symbolism in this story ever so slightly on the nose? Obviously not a funny situation on the whole, of course, cos obviously climate change is having bad effects, but something about the timing of this particular bad effect was kind of marvellous…

Up, up and aw-AI?

This won’t end in catastrophe at all.

The Trump administration is planning to use artificial intelligence to write federal transportation regulations, according to U.S. Department of Transportation records and interviews with six agency staffers.
The plan was presented to DOT staff last month at a demonstration of AI’s “potential to revolutionize the way we draft rulemakings,” agency attorney Daniel Cohen wrote to colleagues. The demonstration, Cohen wrote, would showcase “exciting new AI tools available to DOT rule writers to help us do our job better and faster.”
Discussion of the plan continued among agency leadership last week, according to meeting notes reviewed by ProPublica. Gregory Zerzan, the agency’s general counsel, said at that meeting that President Donald Trump is “very excited about this initiative.” Zerzan seemed to suggest that the DOT was at the vanguard of a broader federal effort, calling the department the “point of the spear” and “the first agency that is fully enabled to use AI to draft rules.”
Zerzan appeared interested mainly in the quantity of regulations that AI could produce, not their quality. “We don’t need the perfect rule on XYZ. We don’t even need a very good rule on XYZ,” he said, according to the meeting notes. “We want good enough.” Zerzan added, “We’re flooding the zone.”

There’s several hundred living human beings on any given plane flight, and I feel like settling for “good enough” in this situation could lessen their chances of making it back to the ground alive. Does Gregory want to potentially “flood the zone” with corpses? I don’t know, maybe we overstate the potential problems of this sort of thing, but then again, maybe we have to so that the problems don’t actually ensue?

Not now, Lovecraft

In the midst of everything else happening at the moment, I feel that the last thing we need right now is the discovery of the city of the Great Race of Yith and the half-polypous horrors from even greater antiquity that drove them to flee millions of years into the future and rendered the creatures their minds had inhabited extinct. Alternately, maybe extinction is exactly what we do need just now…

Actrually, the real story is just as interesting as Lovecraft’s (if not potentially a bit more alarming in a different way); this geologist reckons it’s actually a buried crater about 300 miles across, which would make it nearly three times the size of the Chicxulub crater which is thought to have been where the asteroid that eradicated the dinosaurs hit. If this was an impact crater (and unfortunately there’s no real evidence yet that it is, apparently that’ll require a lot of obtain either way), the rock that made it must have been a motherfucker of a thing to leave that much of a crater. Gilkson reckons that if he’s right about it being an impact crater, then it probably hit around 445m years ago, or about the time of a mass extinction that wiped out 85% of all life on Earth… but did it leave room for a species of “immense rugose cones ten feet high”? And are we better off not knowing for sure?

Whoops

This is not the first time Grok has done this, I’m sure, merely the first time it’s been caught doing so and admitting it… still, if any laws have indeed been broken, I’m sure Edolf will pay a suitable amount to someone so they overlook it…

EDIT later: UGH. At least “Harold” has been suspended from Twitter, now to suspend him from the highest branch by the neck…

I suppose someone has to…

Elon Boasts That His AI Can Generate a Beautiful Woman Saying “I Will Always Love You”

Elon Musk appears to be going through it.
On Saturday, the billionaire became the subject of widespread mockery after boasting about how the video generating model from his AI company xAI, Grok Imagine, can fabricate a photorealistic clip of a woman looking into the camera and declaring her undying love for you — which is either an indication that Musk thinks his fans are a bunch of lonely sad sacks, or that he himself is one, or both.
“Grok Imagine prompt: She smiles and says, ‘I will always love you,’” Musk wrote in a post with the video on his website X, formerly Twitter, published at the very well-adjusted hour of 4:20 AM (Musk is a late riser, so this was likely posted at the end of a long day, not the beginning of it.)
The resulting video, true to Musk’s prompt, does show a clearly AI-generated woman saying “I will always love you” in a voice that’s obviously of AI origin — which, all subtext aside, is an unconvincing demonstration of Grok’s supposedly incredible capabilities.
It gets even sadder. Replying to his own post, Musk also revealed that the AI-generated woman was actually one that he saw in another Grok-created image by a fan. In other words, Musk didn’t just ask for a generic video of a fake woman saying he loves him — he wanted someone else’s specific fake AI woman to do it.

This piece is a couple of weeks old but I’m only just discovering it now, and, well, idiocy has no expiration date. Talking of idiocy, this also came just a few days after Tesla shareholders voted to potentially make him a trillionaire:

Tesla announced that more than 75% of shares voted in favor of the pay package during the company’s annual shareholder meeting. The vote didn’t include the 15% of the company that Musk already owns.
The crowd at the meeting broke into cheers and chants when the results were announced. Musk thanked the shareholders and the Tesla board soon after. “I super appreciate it,” he said.
Musk doesn’t take any salary, but the approved pay package comes in the form of a stock grant that would give him as much as 423.7 million additional Tesla shares over the next 10 years.
Those shares could be worth about $1 trillion, assuming the company reaches the $8.5 trillion market cap needed to have Musk qualify for the full potential payout. In addition, Tesla needs to achieve a series of either operational or financial targets for him to get the full number of shares, which would be distributed in 12 equal blocks.
Getting all the shares available under this package over the next 10 years would be the equivalent of earning $275 million a day, dwarfing any other executive pay package in history.

Given how relatively poorly Tesla has been doing in some markets lately, I feel that we can probably call the shareholders even bigger idiots than Edolf himself over this silly shit.

And I’ll be honest, I’ve been playing with AI a bit lately, which I know makes me a bad person and all of that, but it’s been purely for my own amusement and I have no interest in sharing the results (and no illusions about being an “artist” either, cos I’m just using it as a quicker way of doing some things I used to do with Photoshop), but I’m not so desperate that I feel the need to do… this. I am, obviously, painfully single and a lonely man in his early 50s and all that, but I don’t think I’d ever resort to this to reassure myself that I wasn’t a loser. Cos I absolutely WOULD be if I did. And, frankly, the world’s probable first trillionaire also being the world’s biggest loser? THAT reassures me that I’ll never be as much of one as him…

Iesous Inside

An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’

In March, three months after being forced out of his position as the CEO of Intel and sued by shareholders, Patrick Gelsinger took the reins at Gloo, a technology company made for what he calls the “faith ecosystem” – think Salesforce for churches, plus chatbots and AI assistants for automating pastoral work and ministry support.
The former CEO’s career pivot is taking place as the US tech industry returns to the political realm as a major revenue stream. Some of its most prominent present-day leaders have funded Donald Trump’s re-election and renewed their pursuit of government contracts as the second Trump administration has revitalized religious conservatism in Washington DC.
Now Gloo’s executive chair and head of technology (who’s largely free of the shareholder suit), Gelsinger has made it a core mission to soft-power advance the company’s Christian principles in Silicon Valley, the halls of Congress and beyond, armed with a fundraised war chest of $110m. His call to action is also a pitch for AI aligned with Christian values: tech products like those built by Gloo, many of which are built on top of existing large language models, but adjusted to reflect users’ theological beliefs.
“My life mission has been [to] work on a piece of technology that would improve the quality of life of every human on the planet and hasten the coming of Christ’s return,” he said.

I feel like if you were wanting to make things better for everyone, you wouldn’t be doing it with AI… but you would want to hasten Christ’s comeback, cos if he waits much longer he won’t have much of a world to return to…

The myth of climate change, etc

Mosquitoes found in Iceland for first time after record heat

Mosquitoes have been found in Iceland for the first time after the country experienced record-breaking heat this spring.
Insect enthusiast Bjorn Hjaltason encountered the mosquitoes over several nights last week while using wine-soaked ropes to observe moths, local media reported.
Mr Hjaltason found two female mosquitoes and one male which were later confirmed to be Culiseta annulata, one of few species that can successfully survive winter.
Iceland was one of only two mosquito-free havens in the world prior to the discovery, partly due to its cold climate. The only other recorded mosquito-free zone is Antarctica.

So we can look forward to them appearing there too at some point. But remember, kids, climate change isn’t real, it’s a woke article of faith and things like mosquitoes in Iceland are perfectly natural…