Guardian readers save literature?

Remember that Guardian 100 greatest novels poll? Of course you don’t, that was three weeks ago, which may as well be a lifetime in this modern age… Anyway, the probably predictable sequel has eventuated in which the readers have answered back… and the results are interesting; the readers’ list is drawn from a much bigger and broader range of submissions, 3000+  more general readers as opposed to 172 writers and critics, and the list includes a number of titles that were noticeably absent from the first one (most notably Lord of the Rings at the top of the list). But there’s also a good amount of overlap, too; the relative positions of some books may be different, but they’re on both lists somewhere, and in some cases they’re in similar places on both. Tolkien may have displaced Middlemarch, but only to second place. Ulysses is still in the top 10. Proust still comes in at 15.

I said of the original list that it was full of the sort of stuff you’d expect to find on a list like that, but interestingly the sane is kind of true about the readers’ list; almost anything on it could turn up on another greatest books list and I wouldn’t be surprised. Neither list surprises me much somehow, though for some reason I find myself liking the new list more… I do wonder if the readers’ choices were determined at all by the fact that they were responding to the “professional” one, you know, did the conspicuous absence of Tolkien inspire at least some of them to vote for him to make sure he turned up on the “amateur” one? I don’t know, but I did see some discourse about whether or not the original list was kind of “performative”… knowing that their individual top 10 choices would be visible to readers, did the authors & critics perhaps choose titles they thought they “should” pick? Did the readers perhaps do something similar? I don’t know. Maybe it’s just the bigger and broader range of submissions. Maybe I’m hallucinating something. Mme Bovary and Gatsby can still fuck off either way.

Should anyone?

That Joel Webbon nonsense also reminded me of this nonsense:

Found this on Tumblr recently. This was published in 1963, by which time enough research existed to say that “yes, yes it does” was the correct answer to the first two questions; Wikipedia notes that pipe smokng and cancer were linked to each other as early as the 1700s. As for the third question, well, the numerous authors of that volume had no idea what tobacco even was, so… no? I gather that Gordon Lindsay was opposed to smoking anyway, so I presume he didn’t let the fact that the Bible doesn’t even mention it get in the way, much like tobacco enthusiast Joel seems to be doing (just the other way round)…

The Guardian saves literature!

So the Graun’s done a 100 greatest novels list. And it’s… fairly obvious? I mean, these things always are, you make a poll with input from (in this case) 172 participants, and obviously the usual suspects tend to dominate. It’s how these things work, and there’s not usually a lot of surprises (in this case, probably the biggest ones are the absence of Tolkien and Rowling and the amount of Virginia Woolf, and maybe the high placing of Ulysses); I’ve only read about a fifth of the books on the list, but I recognise most of the other titles at least, and most of them are the sort of thing that you’d expect from a list like this, with Middlemarch at the top and Proust, Tolstoy, the Brontes, Austen, Flaubert, Dickens, Marquez, Rushdie, H. James, Dostoyevsky, Nabokov, Conrad, Thackeray, Ishiguro, Faulkner, Hardy, Baldwin, Lawrence, Hemingway… you know.

This is not what bothers me about the list; it’s in the nature of lists like this to be kind of predictable, as I said, but there’s also probably good reasons why these particular titles become “canon”, and sometimes they just are that good. I mean, Madame Bovary can fuck RIGHT off as far as I’m concerned, and I may always be perplexed at The Great Gatsby‘s enduring popularity, but I know why most of these books are here and that’s because they’re widely considered classics irrespective of what I might think of some of them. It’s their avowed rationale for the list that irritates me:

Never has such a list been more needed. Dwindling attention spans, screens, Netflix; whatever we blame, reading for pleasure is a dying pursuit. Half of adults in the UK say they never read, and levels among children and young people are at their lowest in 20 years. This year has been declared the National Year of Reading to address this crisis. “Read the best books first, or you may not have a chance to read them at all,” Henry David Thoreau advised. We are here to help. […]
Our list includes any book published in English, but originally written in any language. It is still partial – all lists are. Neither can we make a claim to being definitive – this is literature, not science. Is the best novel one that changes the genre, society or the individual? One that captures the zeitgeist, or has an afterlife far beyond its pages. Or a novel that scorches itself so deeply into your soul you can remember exactly when and where you were when you first read it? None of these criteria on their own is enough. My Proustian madeleine will be your raw potato. My Mrs Dalloway your Mrs Bridge. But we hope that in asking those who devote their days to the craft and understanding of fiction from around the globe, the result is as authoritative, ambitious and far-reaching as possible.

But it’s… not? It’s mostly the usual suspects you generally see on lists like these. It doesn’t reach that far beyond the US/UK/Europe axis (even Ishiguro is British). And authoritative? Well, that’s what the editors like to think. Cos I find something dreadfully smug in that “never has such a list been more needed” line; books need to be saved from other forms of popular entertainment and distraction, and THE GUARDIAN is just the… people for the job! Hang on, literature, WE’LL save you with this… list that should get the kids back into reading books! An unfinished four thousand page epic about a guy eating a cake, THAT’s what The Young People These Days need…

OK, so I’ve never read In Search of Lost Time and it may well actually be the fifth-greatest novel(s) of all time, I’m being somewhat snide; and indeed, as you may have noticed, I haven’t read anything for nearly two years so I’m probably not the right person to be looking down on a list like this… but I’m not really looking down on the list itself, I’m more looking down at the self-important assumption behind it. And the assumption that 100 titles is enough, when 500 or even a thousand usually has a much broader and more interesting range cos the really interesting and less obvious stuff lurks somewhere outside the top 100. This is true of almost every list of this sort, books, films, music, etc. I’d be more interested in a full list of all the books nominated, really. Still, I suppose I should finally read Middlemarch and see if it is that life-changing…

But which faith?

J. Divans has a new book:

This is the story of the First Bitch’s journey from atheism to Catholicism. Apparently there’s one slight problem, though, which is that the lovely cover art actually depicts a Methodist church. Apparently it is from somewhere in JD’s native Appalachia, but it is… not of his religion. I wouldn’t have known had someone else not mentioned it online, admittedly; I did do a quick Google search which suggests Catholics are less than one percent  of the Appalachian populachian, so it may just have been awfully difficult to find an actually Catholic structure… but surely there’s at least one? Something else for Pope Leo to snipe at him about, I suppose…

Ambrosio ’75

And another book spotted online recently, being The Monk by Matthew G. Lewis… specifically the 1975 printing by Avon Books. I mention this because nothing on that cover indicates the book was 180 years old by that point, unless the back cover mentions it or something or there’s publication info inside the thing. If you didn’t know any better (and I’m sure some people who picked up this edition didn’t), you might not know it wasn’t a new title until you started reading it and found the style a bit old-fashioned… The Monk was, of course, the pre-eminent hell-raiser of 1796 and it’s actually still kind of bracing at points, and this is pretty good cover art for it (wish I knew who did it); if you were going to disguise The Monk as a common 1970s horror paperback, this is the sort of thing you’d want…

Loaves and fishes…?

Another book I spotted online. I don’t know what we can say about the diet of someone who may or may not have even existed in the first place, but, even if we assume that he did, Jesus’ diet didn’t make him, you know, live longer… unless, of course, you accept that he is still alive in heaven and/or has always existed as the second person of God, in which case(s) I don’t think his diet has had much to do with his longevity. And he certainly wouldn’t have been eating those tomatoes on the cover, given they didn’t make it to the middle east until the 1800s…

Possibly not

Found on Tumblr:

Jeane Dixon was a psychic who became notable for predicting the assassination of John F. Kennedy in 1956, in that she predicted the Democrat candidate would win the 1960 election but be murdered in his first term. Which, of course, is what happened, except that at some point before that election Jeane changed her mind and said Richard Nixon would win. Whoops. Apparently several years later, when Nixon finally did become president, she further predicted Nixon would survive the Watergate scandal and stage a great comeback. Whoops again.

Dixon apparently had a ton of similarly unsuccessful forecasts; her Wiki entry notes that she was right about Robert Kennedy’s assassination (wish she could’ve warned us about his worthless son, THAT would’ve been useful), but also there’s no source given for that story so it could be about as believable as her prediction that world war 3 would kick off in 1958. I don’t know whose “rise” she was predicting in the above book, apparently published in 1975, but history suggests she was wrong there too, cos 1999 was not a notably peaceful year (but there was another Kennedy death). She went on to be one of Nancy Reagan’s astrologers in the 80s; I can only assume Nancy was unaware of Jeane’s track record…

THIS bullshit again?

Premier Chris Minns says Newcastle Writers Festival ‘crazy’ to invite author Randa Abdel-Fattah

New South Wales Premier Chris Minns says the Newcastle Writers Festival is “crazy” to invite Palestinian-Australian author Randa Abdel-Fattah to speak, after she was removed from a similar event in Adelaide.
Dr Abdel-Fattah was uninvited from Adelaide Writers’ Week, part of the Adelaide Festival, last month after pressure from the South Australian government.
That decision set off a chain of events resulting in the resignation of the Adelaide Festival’s entire board, and the writing event being cancelled.
Mr Minns said on Friday he did not agree with the Newcastle Writers Festival’s decision to book the author, but he would not intervene.
“I don’t know why these organisations do it,” he said.
“I think they are crazy to invite that author when you think about how divisive it is, and how difficult it would be for the organisation as a result of the notoriety.”

To give him credit, Minns does seem to be handling the situation differently to Peter Malinauskas, at least insofar as I can see he hasn’t mentioned Bondi yet. And, to be sure, the event organiser has also said that Minns hasn’t put pressure on them to cancel Abdel-Fattah’s invitation and that they wouldn’t be doing so… but whatever, apart from that, it shows that not many lessons have been learned from the Adelaide debacle, especially when it comes to, frankly, not looking like you’re specifically targeting this individual AGAIN for the heinous crime of having a Palestinian background (I mean, I don’t know that Randa Abdel-Fattah is necessarily a great or even good person as such, but her ancestry does seem to be the problem people have with her as much as anything she’s actually said)… and the timing could’ve been better given that Israel’s president Isaac Herzog—who holds all Gazans responsible for the October 7 attack and said it was their fault for not overthrowing Hamas—is coming to town, though whether or not that’s the work of the festival or of Minns I don’t know. Either way, nice to see we’re still “avoiding” divisive debates in this country…

Still “avoiding” divisive debate

The repercussions of the horror at Bondi Beach last month have reached all the way to Adelaide, with the cancellation of the Adelaide Writers’ Week after the latter disinvited a Palestinian author, Randa Abdel-Fattah, and invoked Bondi in doing so; a bunch of other authors (from here and abroad) withdrew their own RSVPs in support of her and several board members quit, and finally Louise Adler, the director of AWW, resigned and today the whole thing was duly called off. It should be noted that Louise Adler is Jewish and objected to Abdel-Fattah’s removal from the invite list.

Who, then, is actually to blame for all of this shit? Well, this writer has an idea:

Premier Peter Malinauskas has repeatedly insisted that he bore no influence over the board’s decision to drop Abel-Fattah. He reminds us that, legally, he cannot issue directions to the board – but that he did give the board his written opinion that Abdel-Fattah had no place at the festival.
Far from keeping an arm’s length, however, the Premier has led the public charge at every stage. If the move to overrule Adler and dump Dr Randa Abdel-Fattah was the board’s alone, why did it go to ground while the Premier mounted a well-prepared media offensive to defend the decision and discredit Abdel-Fattah?
If it was the board’s decision, why did all its members resign, choosing to walk away from their duty of care to artists, audiences and festival staff less than two months from opening night?
Whatever the true circumstances behind the decision, it’s also surprising to see the Premier forcefully back a move that so plainly risked plunging Adelaide’s famous – and economically vital – ‘Mad March’ into crisis, especially after the state government has spent months fighting to save South Australia’s tourism industry in the face of a damaging algal bloom crisis.

And Louise Adler also mentions Malinauskas:

In 2023 AWW programmed a handful of sessions devoted to contemporary Palestinian writers. Propagandists leapt to exhume, misrepresent and misquote social media posts to cultivate the conditions for cancelling writers. The South Australian premier, Peter Malinauskas, took exception to one writer’s tweets, expressing his personal distaste, as was his right as a citizen in a democratic country.
It was heartening then to listen to his subsequent speech to a packed Town Hall audience. He shared his thinking about the arts, their role in society and the responsibility of the government of the day. He confessed that he had thought of withdrawing our funding. And he concluded that if “politicians decide what is culturally appropriate … it leads us to a future in which politicians can directly stifle events that are themselves predicated on freedom of speech … it’s a path that leads us into the territory of Putin’s Russia”.

By his own acknowledgement, though, Malinauskas specifically said “the state government” didn’t want Abdel-Fattah at the festival. That’s a bit more than merely “personal distaste”. And maybe he can’t actually order the board about what to do and all that, but specifically invoking the government like that could be read as trying to lean on the board to do a certain thing at least. Anyway, the Adelaide festival board has been restocked and it’s going ahead as scheduled, just without the writers… and without at least some of what credibility it had. Remember, the bullshit over Khaled Sabsabi was just last year, it’s not even quite twelve months since that began; seems Australia is in no danger of learning how to do deal with Middle Easterns creators in any hurry…

Gone to the gods

Erich von Däniken finally abandoned this planet the other day at the fairly good age of 90. Don’t know if I was aware that he’d still been with us up to now, but if I was it was pretty dimly… apparently he remained fairly popular in Europe long after Anglophone readers started losing interest in him during the 80s, and his frankly dubious influence will no doubt linger longer than it should. How dubious? Well

“The evolutionists say that man descends from monkeys. Yet who has ever seen a white monkey? Or a dark ape with curly hair such as the black race has?”
“Were the extraterrestrials able to opt between different races from the beginning? Did they endow different human groups with different abilities to survive in different climatic and geographical conditions?”
”Today it is assumed that primitive men had dark skins.”
“Was the black race a failure and did the extraterrestrials change the genetic code by gene surgery and then programme a white or a yellow race?”
“Nearly all negroes are musical: they have rhythm in their blood.”
“I quite understand that I am playing with dynamite if I ask whether the extraterrestrials ‘allotted’ specific tasks to the basic races from the very beginning, i.e. programmed them with special abilities.”
“I am not a racialist… Yet my thirst for knowledge enables me to ignore the taboo on asking racial questions simply because it is untimely and dangerous… why are we like we are?
“Once this basic question is accepted, we cannot and should not avoid the explosive sequel: is there a chosen race?”
“A black family emigrates from its home in the tropical zone of the earth and settles in a cooler region. Pigments change down the generations, dark skins become light, perhaps so light, the negroids become white. Dark skin, say the racial specialists, no longer being necessary as a protection against the sun. OK, but in his new environment the black man would also have to lose his curly hair, his prominent dark eyes and protruding lips, otherwise he could never become a white man. But it’s all quite simple, someone will tell me. The black breeds with a white and there you are…”

That’s a series of quotes from von D.’s 1979 book Signs of the Gods collected by his “nemesis” Jason Colavito; I’ve often seen it said that the whole ancient astronauts thing and its later Graham Hancock-type lost civilisations variant relies on frankly racist assumptions and, well, Erich was clearly not above expressing some of those outright. I have my own issues with Jason Colavito (particularly his assertion that the ancient astronauts scene von D. popularised really stemmed from H.P. Lovecraft by way of Pauwels & Bergier’s Morning of the Magicians; whatever their own assertions about their fondness for HPL, they actually barely mention him in that book and spend a lot more time on Charles Fort), but he is right to call this bullshit out. In his own words:

Von Däniken asserts that the “extraterrestrials did choose a specific race.” He won’t say what that race is, but he leans heavily on Jewish claims to be the chosen people, which we have just seen him connect to the white (European) race. There can only be one conclusion, even if unstated. He then advocates eugenics, suggesting that modern genetic research will advise which combinations of races “are beneficial and which should be eliminated.” He seriously asks whether the aliens want “strict segregation” of the races, and he advocates human cloning to perpetuate the very best superior specimens in the event of disaster.
We know from documents I obtained from the National Archives that in these years von Däniken secretly tried to influence the U.S. Republican Party to use his alien theories to energize voters to support conservative politics, particularly in opposing creeping socialism. We also know from his recent books that he remains uncomfortable with changing gender norms, writing as he did in 2009’s Twilight of the Gods that if Islamic prophecy were correct the world would have already ended because “women act like men and the men act like women.”
Also in that 2009 book, Erich von Däniken decried efforts to link him to racism: And suddenly Erich von Däniken is associated with idiotic racists, as if the ‘heavenly seed’ were my idea and I had made up the ‘chosen ones’ myself.” Well, I think that the racism claim has a bit more to it than that.

Parenthetically I was very interested to discover last night that when Chariots of the Gods? was finally published in 1968, it had actually been heavily rewritten by von D.’s editor, one Wilhelm Roggersdorf, a movie screenwriter who was also known as Wilhelm Utermann, under which name he had worked a few decades earlier at the Völkischer Beobachter… also known as the official newspaper of the Nazi Party in Germany from 1919 to 1945. For whatever it may be worth…