In memoriam the man behind Midnight Oil and others, not only as the band’s drummer through its history but also one of its primary driving forces as co-founder and songwriter with Jim Moginie plus occasional lead vocalist. And man in pink overalls.
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RIP Dilbert
News is just coming through that Scott Adams has checked out… he acknowledged less than a year ago that he had prostate cancer with bone metastasis, the same sort that Joe Biden has but Adams claimed he’d been living with it for longer than Biden had, or at any rate longer than Biden had admitted to having it… that was a fairly vicious story some conservative shitheads were spreading when Biden’s own diagnosis was announced last year, i.e. that he’d been living with it for a lot longer than that and had been Keeping It Secret From The American People, a heinous crime that the present incumbent is not currently also committing, being so open and honest about his increasing and increasingly obvious health issues as he is.
And you’d think that having the same kind of cancer as someone else would make you sympathetic towards them, you’d understand what they were suffering cos you were suffering the same. (Obviously I have that sort of sympathy when I read about other people suffering strokes like I did.) But Scott Adams was a mean-spirited prick who clearly couldn’t resist shitty point-scoring even in the midst of his own impending death. I regret having kind of liked Dilbert once. And I’ll bet Adams would’ve been livid to know that Biden outlived him. And because I am also a mean-spirited prick at times, I choose to see him off with this… adulterated edition of his most famous creation:

EDIT later on Wednesday…

I mean… you don’t even have to have a master’s in history (though I have a BA with history as a second major), you just need a bit of basic knowledge of what happened in the first half of the 20th century… and I feel sure Scott Adams had a good enough education to have known that at one point (he was born only 12 years after WW2 ended). I wonder when and how he forgot, just like too many others have forgotten the Nazis were the bad guys in that conflict.
Speaking of whom…

Because OF COURSE this White House would not only post a shitty AI picture in his memory, but they’d post one that… well, gets Dilbert wrong. OBVIOUSLY.
Gone to the gods
Erich von Däniken finally abandoned this planet the other day at the fairly good age of 90. Don’t know if I was aware that he’d still been with us up to now, but if I was it was pretty dimly… apparently he remained fairly popular in Europe long after Anglophone readers started losing interest in him during the 80s, and his frankly dubious influence will no doubt linger longer than it should. How dubious? Well…
“The evolutionists say that man descends from monkeys. Yet who has ever seen a white monkey? Or a dark ape with curly hair such as the black race has?”
“Were the extraterrestrials able to opt between different races from the beginning? Did they endow different human groups with different abilities to survive in different climatic and geographical conditions?”
”Today it is assumed that primitive men had dark skins.”
“Was the black race a failure and did the extraterrestrials change the genetic code by gene surgery and then programme a white or a yellow race?”
“Nearly all negroes are musical: they have rhythm in their blood.”
“I quite understand that I am playing with dynamite if I ask whether the extraterrestrials ‘allotted’ specific tasks to the basic races from the very beginning, i.e. programmed them with special abilities.”
“I am not a racialist… Yet my thirst for knowledge enables me to ignore the taboo on asking racial questions simply because it is untimely and dangerous… why are we like we are?
“Once this basic question is accepted, we cannot and should not avoid the explosive sequel: is there a chosen race?”
“A black family emigrates from its home in the tropical zone of the earth and settles in a cooler region. Pigments change down the generations, dark skins become light, perhaps so light, the negroids become white. Dark skin, say the racial specialists, no longer being necessary as a protection against the sun. OK, but in his new environment the black man would also have to lose his curly hair, his prominent dark eyes and protruding lips, otherwise he could never become a white man. But it’s all quite simple, someone will tell me. The black breeds with a white and there you are…”
That’s a series of quotes from von D.’s 1979 book Signs of the Gods collected by his “nemesis” Jason Colavito; I’ve often seen it said that the whole ancient astronauts thing and its later Graham Hancock-type lost civilisations variant relies on frankly racist assumptions and, well, Erich was clearly not above expressing some of those outright. I have my own issues with Jason Colavito (particularly his assertion that the ancient astronauts scene von D. popularised really stemmed from H.P. Lovecraft by way of Pauwels & Bergier’s Morning of the Magicians; whatever their own assertions about their fondness for HPL, they actually barely mention him in that book and spend a lot more time on Charles Fort), but he is right to call this bullshit out. In his own words:
Von Däniken asserts that the “extraterrestrials did choose a specific race.” He won’t say what that race is, but he leans heavily on Jewish claims to be the chosen people, which we have just seen him connect to the white (European) race. There can only be one conclusion, even if unstated. He then advocates eugenics, suggesting that modern genetic research will advise which combinations of races “are beneficial and which should be eliminated.” He seriously asks whether the aliens want “strict segregation” of the races, and he advocates human cloning to perpetuate the very best superior specimens in the event of disaster.
We know from documents I obtained from the National Archives that in these years von Däniken secretly tried to influence the U.S. Republican Party to use his alien theories to energize voters to support conservative politics, particularly in opposing creeping socialism. We also know from his recent books that he remains uncomfortable with changing gender norms, writing as he did in 2009’s Twilight of the Gods that if Islamic prophecy were correct the world would have already ended because “women act like men and the men act like women.”
Also in that 2009 book, Erich von Däniken decried efforts to link him to racism: “And suddenly Erich von Däniken is associated with idiotic racists, as if the ‘heavenly seed’ were my idea and I had made up the ‘chosen ones’ myself.” Well, I think that the racism claim has a bit more to it than that.
Parenthetically I was very interested to discover last night that when Chariots of the Gods? was finally published in 1968, it had actually been heavily rewritten by von D.’s editor, one Wilhelm Roggersdorf, a movie screenwriter who was also known as Wilhelm Utermann, under which name he had worked a few decades earlier at the Völkischer Beobachter… also known as the official newspaper of the Nazi Party in Germany from 1919 to 1945. For whatever it may be worth…
RIP Ace

The Grateful Dead are increasingly living up to the latter half of their name, with the passing of Bob Weir. It must be said that he did pretty well out of that group considering he got kicked out of it briefly early on, though since the rest of the band played under a different name for those gigs without him that meant he still played every show the Grateful Dead ever did…
Where the fuck did ten years go?

I’d only just bought Blackstar that afternoon. Didn’t even have time to listen to it before the news broke (indeed, my first hearing of the album would be on Double J that evening when they played the whole thing). Dave’s timing was impeccable. In memoriam ten years later, duke.
Initials RIP

Apparently Brigitte Bardot has left us. Shame she revealed herself as such a godawful racist in later life, cos for me at least that rather undid whatever good work she did as an actress and animal rights activist… on which note, I wonder what she made of her good mate and “alter ego” Alain Delon’s request to have his dog euthanased and buried with him at his death? I know her foundation stepped in to prevent that, I just wonder what she herself thought about it. After all, they seemed to agree on so much else politically…
RIP Marty Di Bergi
I actually never saw many of Rob Reiner’s films, but I still knew he was a major and popular player in Hollywood (though I didn’t know until now he also headed Castle Rock Entertainment, without whom no Seinfeld among many others), as well as a serious political activist (he played a big role in overturning a gay marriage ban in California many years ago). So the news that he and his wife Michele had been murdered over the weekend was obviously inherently terrible, but it was made worse by the news that it was apparently their son who did it… and what made it even worse was the fact that both Reiners had actually collaborated on a film inspired by the younger man’s misadventures with drug addiction and homelessness over the years.
And then, like diarrhoea icing on a shit cake:

Yeah, SOMEONE couldn’t not be a complete fucking ghoul about this. Nothing here needed to be said apart from the opening and closing sentences. And you know, cos I’ve said it on here enough times, I’m not into celebrating people’s deaths, but I’ll make an exception for this thing when his time comes. A joyful exception. And I know that when his clogs do finally pop, someone equally awful if not worse will follow him as president… but we’ll be saved from him at least. On the plus side, even Republicans are aghast at this bullshit, though not all:

I’ll be charitable and assume Jack Posobiec posted this before Mushroom Cock belched his post out. But let’s look at Rob Reiner celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death…

…Oh, he didn’t. Well, there you go. Anyway, RIP Rob and Michele; hilariously, before the two of them met, Michele took the cover photo of Trump for The Art of the Deal. And Rob, well, Rob gave us a joke that’s added more to human happiness in the last four decades than Mushroom Cock ever could:

Jimmy finds his way over
Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81
A message from his wife Latifa Chambers on Instagram reads: “It’s with profound sadness that I share that my husband, Jimmy Cliff, has crossed over due to a seizure followed by pneumonia. I am thankful for his family, friends, fellow artists and coworkers who have shared his journey with him. To all his fans around the world, please know that your support was his strength throughout his whole career … Jimmy, my darling, may you rest in peace. I will follow your wishes.” Her message was also signed by their children, Lilty and Aken.
With hits including You Can Get It If You Really Want, I Can See Clearly Now and Wonderful World, Beautiful People, Cliff’s upbeat musical temperament brought him a large and longstanding fanbase. His lead acting role in 1972 crime drama The Harder They Come was also acclaimed, with the film seen as a cornerstone of Jamaican cinema.
He is one of just a handful of musicians, alongside Bob Marley and others, to be awarded the Jamaican Order of Merit.
Jamaican prime minister Andrew Holness was among those paying tribute to Cliff, calling him “a true cultural giant whose music carried the heart of our nation to the world … Jimmy Cliff told our story with honesty and soul. His music lifted people through hard times, inspired generations, and helped to shape the global respect that Jamaican culture enjoys today.”

Goodbye world
John Laws is gone at last. Did you know he was still alive until now? I certainly didn’t. I suppose this is what happens when you don’t listen to AM talkback radio stations that struggle to get more than a few thousand listeners, you don’t realise what coffin dodgers are on them… Anyway, nothing of value, etc? I don’t know. Nothing if not a fantastic voice, obviously, iconic figure and all that, and most charitably called “problematic”:
Laws did not achieve his fame and success without controversy. In 1999, he was at the centre of the cash-for-comment scandal alongside his fellow 2UE broadcaster Alan Jones. The pair were accused of accepting payments from companies in exchange for favourable on-air commentary. Both denied any wrongdoing.
“Nobody has suggested I have broken any law. But you would think from the controversy that it was first-class industrial espionage or industrial rape,” Laws said at the time. […]
He was found in contempt of court for interviewing a juror in 2000 and received a suspended jail sentence. In 2001, his show was found to have breached the rules around decency and the treatment of suicide. In 2013, Laws asked a tearful female caller describing her childhood sexual assault if she might not have been at fault.
Two years later, he told a distressed older male listener who had called in to describe his childhood sexual abuse to “go to the pub and have a lemonade” and, although he had been empathic, Laws was criticised for his lack of awareness. In 2015, the former Socceroo Tim Cahill hung up on Laws after he repeatedly questioned him about his wealth.
In 2021 he was found to have breached the commercial radio code after calling a listener “mentally deficient” and urging them to “say something constructive, like you’re going to kill yourself”.
“I’d hate to think I was very cruel. I’m certainly rude and I’m certainly impatient, intolerant and a lot of things I shouldn’t be” he told Studio 10 in 2017.
He called his producers “handmaidens” and insisted they wear skirts or dresses to work although at least one former female employee maintained he was always a courteous boss and said “his old-fashioned manner felt respectful” to her.
His Wiki entry further notes:
In 2004, Laws and rival talk-back host Alan Jones were accused of taking payment to make favourable comments on products and services under the guise of merely expressing personal opinion, after entering into deals with Telstra. The ABA subsequently found that Laws’ deal constituted cash for comment but Jones’ did not. Laws, apparently angered by what he saw as inequitable treatment, launched stinging attacks on Jones and the ABA’s head, David Flint. In an appearance on the ABC’s Enough Rope, Laws accused Jones of placing pressure on Prime Minister John Howard to keep Flint as head of the ABA, and made comments that many viewers took to imply a sexual relationship between Jones and Flint, and broadly hinted that Jones, like Flint, was homosexual.
In November 2004, Laws and 2UE colleague Steve Price were found guilty of vilifying homosexuals after an on-air discussion about a gay couple appearing in the reality TV show The Block. They described the couple as “young poofs”. Laws had previously apologised for another incident in which he called gay TV personality Carson Kressley, of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy fame, a “pillow-biter” and a “pompous little pansy prig”.
So another dinosaur bites the dust (along with Graham Richardson, who popped his own clogs just the other day). Nothing else to say about the tedious old git.
Nothing of value, etc.
Dick Cheney, the hard-charging conservative who became one of the most powerful and polarizing vice presidents in U.S. history and a leading advocate for the invasion of Iraq, has died at age 84.
Cheney died Monday night due to complications of pneumonia and cardiac and vascular disease, according to a statement from his family. […]
Cheney was, in effect, the chief operating officer of the younger Bush’s presidency. He had a hand, often a commanding one, in implementing decisions most important to the president and some of surpassing interest to himself — all while living with decades of heart disease and, post-administration, a heart transplant. Cheney consistently defended the extraordinary tools of surveillance, detention and inquisition employed in response to the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.
Years after leaving office, he became a target of President Donald Trump, especially after daughter Liz Cheney became the leading Republican critic and examiner of Trump’s desperate attempts to stay in power after his election defeat and his actions in the Jan. 6, 2021, riot at the Capitol.
“In our nation’s 246-year history, there has never been an individual who was a greater threat to our republic than Donald Trump,” Cheney said in a television ad for his daughter. “He tried to steal the last election using lies and violence to keep himself in power after the voters had rejected him. He is a coward.”
In a twist the Democrats of his era could never have imagined, Dick Cheney said last year he was voting for their candidate, Kamala Harris, for president against Trump.
How nice of him. Given his part in steering the Republicans into the increasingly far-right morass it’s been in ever since Obama displaced Dubya, though, I’m disinclined to give him too much credit for finally seeing the light. Him and Rummy were the real power behind Bush the Younger, and though the latter must take ultimate responsibility for his catastrophe of a presidency, Dick & Don deserve as much blame. No mourning here.
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