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Important images 178

The horrors persist, but so do the important images (and the slight nudity).

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Author James R.Posted on Friday March 6th 2026, 8:33 PMCategories [Important images]

Important images 177

More good clean wholesome fun. As long as you don’t consider the one with all the cats, anyway…

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Author James R.Posted on Saturday February 28th 2026, 8:29 PMCategories [Important images]

Important images 176

Hi, here’s 20 more pictures I’ve accrued over the years.

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Author James R.Posted on Saturday February 21st 2026, 7:39 PMCategories [Important images]

Important images 175

A bit of toplessness, a particularly clever music-related joke, and a “sadist movie” with Mick Jagger (no, not Ned Kelly).

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Author James R.Posted on Monday February 16th 2026, 1:13 AMCategories [Important images]

Important images 174

Contains undeniable nudity, plus animals, political theory, and existentialism.

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Author James R.Posted on Wednesday February 11th 2026, 1:08 AMCategories [Important images]

Important images 173

Nudity? There might just be…

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Author James R.Posted on Tuesday February 3rd 2026, 11:18 PMMonday February 9th 2026, 6:21 PMCategories [Important images]

Important images 172

Is there nudity in this one? I… don’t know, to be honest. But there is an oddly menacing Leonard Cohen…

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Author James R.Posted on Wednesday January 28th 2026, 6:15 PMCategories [Important images]

Important images 171

The last 24 hours or so in the US has been godawful, or rather even more so than usual, that we need something kind of light and kind of frivolous before we can even look at that…

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Author James R.Posted on Sunday January 25th 2026, 7:19 PMCategories [Important images]

Important images 170

Every 10th post, etc.

Some nudity, some cheese, and one of those warning signs that makes you wonder why it was needed…

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Author James R.Posted on Monday January 19th 2026, 7:28 PMCategories [Important images]

Important images 169

Bit of bare flesh, bit of blond Lou Reed, bit of Isaac Hayes being a 1970s sex god… why, what are YOU going to do about it?

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Author James R.Posted on Wednesday January 14th 2026, 6:47 PMCategories [Important images]

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