There’s always a tweet, isn’t there…

I don’t think I’d heard of Olivia Nuzzi until now, she’s a journalist who’s become the unfortunate star of her own story, having admitted to having an affair with “a former subject relevant to the 2024 campaign“, as New York magazine put it when they announced they were putting her on leave for that reason… and though I don’t know if she specifically named said former subject, everyone else is saying…

Yeah. Junior. GREAT CATCH, Olivia. Per Axios, she’s claiming the relationship wasn’t physical, and Bob the younger is denying it even happened… and though I obviously have no evidence either way, I’m oddly disinclined to believe him, given that he has form when it comes to cheating on his wife. Did it dozens of times to his previous one, why wouldn’t he do the same to the current one?

Anyway, this news comes hot on the heels of this other news:

A federal law enforcement agency confirmed it’s opened an investigation into Robert F. Kennedy Jr. after he allegedly cut off the head of a dead whale and took it home two decades ago.
The former independent presidential candidate disclosed the investigation on Saturday while campaigning outside Phoenix for Donald Trump.
Kennedy’s daughter recalled the whale incident in a 2012 interview with Town and Country magazine, which recently resurfaced and was shared extensively on social media. Kathleen Kennedy said when she was 6 years old, her dad got word that a dead whale had washed ashore. He got a chainsaw, cut off the whale’s head and strapped it to the roof of their minivan for a five-hour drive home.
“Every time we accelerated on the highway, whale juice would pour into the windows of the car, and it was the rankest thing on the planet,” Kathleen Kennedy recalls. “We all had plastic bags over our heads with mouth holes cut out, and people on the highway were giving us the finger, but that was just normal day-to-day stuff for us.”

I actually did see this story when it started circulating again, but for some reason I can’t think of I evidently chose not to record it here. But… yeah. That’s something else he allegedly did with a dead animal (as reported by his own daughter 12 years ago; how was that not more of a story back in 2012?). And, coming after his own admission of the business with the bear, I find it as entirely believable that he would desecrate a whale’s corpse as I do that he would cheat on his wife. Cos, you know, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.