Hi, I’m Pete Townshend, apparently

Stupidest news story of the last few days has been the one about the guy who bought at auction a guitar signed by Taylor Swift, which he then immediately proceeded to smash to bits.

Gary Estes, 67, says he paid $4,000 for the instrument at the Ellis County Wild Game Dinner in Waxahachie, an annual charity event that benefits agricultural-based education efforts for local youths.
When he went to get the guitar, Estes took a hammer to it in a moment captured on video that has gone viral — but he insisted he has no will against Swift.
“There was nothing malicious or anything about it,” Estes told NBC News on Tuesday. “It was just a joke at an auction that we had to raise money for kids, right? And that’s all it was. There was nothing mean about it, nothing bad about it. It was just a joke that they were making up on the stage, and we just followed through with a joke.”
uctioneer Craig Meier, a spokesperson for the event, said the guitar-smashing played well in the room.”It was a funny, light-hearted thing. I know maybe it seemed to be malicious, but everybody was laughing,” Meier said. “There were people there, at the time, who joked around that he’s mad because he doesn’t know how to play the guitar.”
But after having talked to the man, Meier said it was an obvious political statement.
“Taylor Swift, it became a political thing, and that was kind of the gist of it, just a light-hearted bit of a dig at Taylor for coming out politically and entertainers using their influence to influence politics,” Meier said.

Obviously the only people laughing at this bullshit are laughing at brother Gary, of course. Especially now that there appears to be a twist in the tale:

The guitar supposedly signed by Taylor Swift that was sold for $4,000 to a Texas man who immediately smashed it with a hammer wasn’t authentic, a source close to Swift’s merch company told HuffPost on Tuesday.
The source said an authentic Swift-signed guitar would have come with a certificate of authenticity, which Swift’s team doesn’t believe the auctioned guitar has. In any case, they said, Swift didn’t sign it.

Good grief. There is, of course, a kind of magical thinking at the heart of this sort of idiocy, I’ve noticed it for a couple of decades now; it’s like particularly stupid conservatives (I can’t think of any comparable left-leaning examples) think there’s some sort of cosmic balance they can affect with moronic shit like this. As if this actually affects Swift in any way. Oh well, at least the charity got four grand, and Taylor got something to laugh at if she was paying any attention at all…

“Concepts of a plan”

Somehow the debate between Dampnut and Kamala Harris actually went ahead, even though his lordship was supposedly threatening not to do it just a few days ago… and depending on which side you’re on, the general consensus seems to be that Kamala won, it’s just a matter of how; did she just hopelessly outclass him, or did she conspire with ABC and the moderators assigned to the debate to gain an unfair advantage? Predictably, the latter is what I’ve seen a bunch of Trumpeters shrieking on Twitter, because OBVIOUSLY there was no other way she could possibly have outclassed the orange prick in the way she did… but she didn’t even really need to try that hard, cos Trump was perfectly capable of shitting his own bed. At one point he was asked about his healthcare plan:

During the presidential debate Tuesday night, Trump struggled to answer a question about his healthcare plan, accidentally revealing that he didn’t have one at all.
After his particularly lackluster response criticizing Obamacare but giving no alternatives, ABC moderate Linsey Davis asked Trump outright if he knew what he was talking about. “Yes or no, you still do not have a plan?” she said.
“I have concepts of a plan,” Trump replied. “I’m not president right now.”
“But if we come up with something, I would only change it if we come up with something that is better and less expensive. And there are concepts and options we have to do that. And you will be hearing about it in the not too distant future.”

Quite. I don’t know exactly how not-too-distant this future Trump referred to is, but the election is now less than two months away. I think people might want to hear more before then. This should’ve been the takeaway line from the show, of course, but then he had to descend to retelling recent news stories (that have already been debunked) about Haitian immigrants (illegals ones, too, because OBVIOUSLY) stealing and eating people’s cats and dogs. Because this sort of old-school racist bullshit is about all he has.

Anyway, the real sign that Kamala won the debate was this:

YES. TAY TAY’S FINALLY SAID IT. I don’t think anyone would be surprised as her siding with KH, of course,  but it’s kind of nice that she’s finally actually confirmed it. Especially cos it’ll piss Dampnut off.

Needless to say, SOME PEOPLE reacted to this normally:

Christopher Rufo is one of the most godawful people working in conservative American politics these days, so if even HE’s aghast at… whatever the fuck THAT was supposed to be, you should recognise you might have fucked up. But, of course, this is Oolong, not a normal person…

Needless to say Apartheid Clyde agreed with his goons that Trump was hard done by and the moderators were overly harsh on him. But the thing is, Trump is a lying cunt. And if he weren’t a lying cunt, people wouldn’t need to call him out for being a lying cunt. The onus is on him to not be a lying cunt on TV like that. Also, while I’m sure Oolong’s support for Dampnut is sincere, he’s also sucking up to him cos the old bugger’s spoken recently about getting him to head some government efficiency commission, so I presume Oolong’s being all “of course Trump won” so Trump doesn’t forget that idea. Not that it’ll happen anyway, I suspect.

I doubt that somehow

Tay Tay has been slow off the mark to say who she does endorse in this US election thing…

…but I’m fairly sure it’s not Dampnut. This is how desperate for attention the orange cunt is getting, resorting to reposting AI-generated bullshit created by other right-wing chuds like this. I feel safe in saying he also has no idea that these things are fake, too; the important thing for the clowns making them is that Senpai Noticed Them, and if he doesn’t know the images are fake that just makes it even funnier for them…

Swift boating again

As I’ve said before, I’m not particularly a Taylor Swift fan, but I certainly am greatly enjoying the American right’s current meltdown over her:

This video’s particularly good, cos the commentator blasting the idiots losing their shit over Swift works for Fox, which has been obsessed with her in recent times. A sample:

As others have observed, Fox is so outraged by Tay Tay that they’ve been forced to admit CO2 emissions are a bad thing (and in any case she has apparently purchased carbon credits to offset hers). The real lunacy, though, has been the “speculation” about her being some sort of government asset; and I put that in quotes because I don’t think even the clowns at Fox seriously believe it themselves, but they’re desperate to make their idiot viewers do so:

Right-wing activists have indulged in baseless speculation that Swift’s romance with Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce — a kind of ur-American couple of football star and wholesome pop icon — is a contrivance engineered by Democrats, or perhaps the NFL, to trick unsuspecting Americans into boosting Super Bowl ratings or voting for Biden in November.
A version of that theory aired on Fox News in mid-January, when host Jesse Watters floated the idea that Swift was a government asset engaged in psychological warfare. He suggested that the runaway success of her Eras concert tour was aided by the Defense Department. “Have you ever wondered why or how she blew up like this?” Watters asked viewers. (He allowed that he had no solid evidence: “If we did, we’d share it.”)

So what aided her success before all this? Her Wiki entry notes she’d sold 37 million records in the US by 2019, which is kind of well before her recent blowup on the right. And Time included her on their 100 most influential people list for the first time in 2010. She is indeed making truly preposterous sums of money off the Eras tour, but it’s not like she’s come out of nowhere to do it. Still, if this “speculation” is unserious (and Watters basically admitted as much), I think their terror at Swift’s potential influence is genuine; the idea that she might actually encourage people to vote for Biden, or indeed to vote at all. And I’m sure her being of the female persuasion only makes things worse for them. I’ll finish off with this image I spotted on Tumblr today that I think sums it all up:

Men having a normal one, part 5089

So I’m not particularly a Taylor Swift fan (I recall I did quite like Folklore, mind you), and the news that Time magazine declared her their Person of the Year fills me with indifference much like Time‘s Person of the Year almost always does. It had a… different effect on some people.

There’s always got to be someone like this posting this sort of bullshit, hasn’t there. Especially after they’ve also posted this sort of bullshit:

For Eric, I guess, the sight of a woman on a magazine cover is one of those exceptions that prove the rule, and you should instead be quick to anger at that. Oy.

I’ve pontificated here in the past about matters of personal identity and how I’ve never not felt like a man but I’ve also never felt like much of one, and how I don’t seem to feel the same need other MEN evidently do to prove what MEN they are and how I find such MEN off-putting (and obviously I capitalise the word advisedly). Eric Conn is exactly the sort of MAN I mean, the sort that has to beat his big masculine chest about how virile he is by hosting podcasts called the Hard Men Podcast (“Reclaiming biblical masculinity in a world of softness“) and The King’s Hall (“exists to make self-ruled men who rule well and win the world“), identifying as a “Western native” and “avid hunter”, and being threatened by the success of a… woman. An aging (34 next week) woman at that. And goddamn, though I may be a “failure” as a man, if THIS thing represents “success” at being one, I’ll settle for failure. I like me more.

Speak… not?

Music-related story of the year so far is the amazing “crossover” between Taylor Swift and Cabaret Voltaire:

A Taylor Swift fan in Staffordshire got a creepy surprise when she tried to play her brand new, orchid-coloured vinyl copy of Taylor Swift’s Speak Now.
Instead of hearing Swift’s re-recorded versions of Back To December and Sparks Fly, Rachel Hunter was confronted with a collection of dark and disturbing British electronica.
The opening song contained messages about “flakes of flesh” and “endless rows of sardines”, while another sampled cult the 1960s horror series The Outer Limits.
“There are 70 billion people on Earth, where are they hiding? Where are they hiding?” intoned a husky male voice over a sinister, droning synth.
“At first, I thought maybe the vinyl had a secret message from Taylor,” Hunter tells the BBC.
“But when I flipped to the b-side it started saying ‘There’s 70 billion people on earth, where are they hiding?’ I started to get a little scared.
“I was alone and it was late and my vinyl was playing creepy messages.”

It transpires that the tracks on sides A and B of this version (which now has its very own Discogs entry) are actually sides A and B of a compilation of 90s weird British electronica called Happy Land which came out a couple of months ago, which was pressed at the same French vinyl plant as Tay Tay’s “new” album, which I suppose at least partly explains how this happened, but even so… I know there’s been notable examples of this happening in the past, but something about this almost feels deliberate—if only because the disjunct between what the listener would expect and the actual “cursed” product is so great—and in any case clearly no one was doing quality control at the pressing plant. Wonder how many of these “crossover” copies actually got made? It’s got me interested in hearing Happy Land, anyway…