Some toplessness (including from Baphomet!), plus Werner Herzog with a fox and Barry Gibb being… unsanitary?
Month: February 2025
Unclean!
I saw this rather extraordinary image on Tumblr earlier today:

I was going to make some crack about the past being a foreign country and how different the medieval mind was to the modern one, but for some reason I couldn’t leave it at that. The original poster simply captioned it “Manuscript painting depicting a man expelling an amphibious creature”, and that clearly wasn’t enough. Who painted this thing and when and why? What was the amphibious creature doing?
Well, still not sure exactly who (it may or may not have been someone called Stephanus Garsia) but at least I have a better idea of why, cos this is only a detail from a bigger picture:

A bit of digging led me to this 8th century Spanish monk, Beatus of Liebana, whose major work was this thing:
The Commentary on the Apocalypse (Commentaria in Apocalypsin) is a Latin commentary on the biblical Book of Revelation written around 776 by the Spanish monk and theologian Beatus of Liébana (c. 730–after 785). The surviving texts differ somewhat, and the work is mainly famous for the spectacular illustrations in a group of illustrated manuscripts, mostly produced on the Iberian Peninsula over the following five centuries. There are 29 surviving illustrated manuscripts (many incomplete or fragments) dating from the 9th to the 13th centuries, as well as other unillustrated and later manuscripts. Significant copies include the Morgan, Saint-Sever, Gerona, Osma, Madrid (Vitr 14-1), and Tábara Beatus codices.
Most unusually for a theological work, the imagery seems to have been included from the start, and is considered to be the work of Beatus himself, although the earliest surviving manuscripts date from about a century after he wrote the book. After about another century, around 950, the size and number of illustrations was expanded. Manuscripts of the work are typically referred to just as a Beatus. They included a Beatus map, a version of the medieval type of world map called the T and O map with added details; this is supposed to have been created by Beatus. It has only survived in some copies.
This particular image hails from the Saint-Sever manuscript, produced some time in the mid-eleventh century, and depicts the unclean spirits coming out of the beast, the dragon, and the false prophet in Rev. 16:13, the text of which describes them as looking like frogs. Slightly more than just “amphibious creatures”, I’d say.
I’m puzzled as to why the original poster put the abbreviated version of the picture up with so little further info, though. I mean, it could very well be this is the only version of it they have or that they know, but… were they never curious about its origin like I was? It only took me a few minutes to find all this out, considerably less than it’s taken me to write about it… Whatever. At least I now know it’s not just the artist being wilfully weird, it was the drug abuser who wrote Revelation in the first place…
Aren’t the films themselves long enough?
Indian cinema chain sued by film-goer over lengthy pre-film ads
And he WON!
For some, the adverts that precede the start of a film are the bane of a trip to the cinema; for others, they are a useful buffer as you stand in the popcorn queue.
But for one man in India, the lengthy marathon of cinema advertising was so infuriating that he took the matter to the courts – and won.
Abhishek MR, a 30-year-old man from the southern city of Bangalore, had booked a trip to the cinema with friends in December last year to watch wartime drama Sam Bahadur.
But while the scheduled time he had booked the ticket for was 4.05pm, he had to sit through 25 minutes of adverts for upcoming features and commercial items such as homewares, mobile phones and cars before the film actually began.
Having planned to return to work straight after the film, Abhishek MR was angered by what he felt was a costly disruption to his life. He filed a lawsuit against PVR Inox, India’s largest cinema multiplex chain, stating that: “The complainant could not attend other arrangements and appointments which were scheduled for the day and has faced losses that cannot be calculated in terms of money as compensation.” […]
Cinema is seen as a highly effective medium for advertising in India, and its share of the advertising sector is on the rise. Unlike western cinemas, in India, adverts are shown both before the film and during a 15-minute ad break in the middle of the feature.
His complaint that his losses couldn’t be monetarily calculated not withstanding, the court told the cinema chain to pay him about five hundred pounds for them. I think this is hilarious, and potentially sets a fascinating precedent. And I know Indian movies tend to be long enough to require intermissions, but running even more ads during the breaks? Fuck that. Surprised more people haven’t tried this lawsuit thing…
Relight my Fyre
So you may remember a couple of years ago that the clown behind Fyre Festival was threatening to do it again? He’s making good on that threat, apparently:
For the morbidly curious and/or easily fooled music fan with anywhere from $1,400 to $1.1 million to spare, tickets for Fyre Festival II are on sale now.
Billy McFarland, the convicted fraudster behind the infamous first Fyre Festival, finally revealed the details for his grand second attempt, which will apparently take place May 30 to June 2 on Isla Mujeres in Mexico. The announcement Monday, Feb. 24, came with the all-caps header on social media: “Fyre Festival 2 is Real” — which is the kind of tag line that might have people asking a lot of questions already answered by the “Fyre Festival 2 is Real” tag line.
“I’m sure many people think I’m crazy for doing this again,” McFarland said, pointing out the obvious, in a statement. “But I feel I’d be crazy not to do it again. After years of reflection and now thoughtful planning, the new team and I have amazing plans for Fyre 2. The adventure seekers who trust the vision and take the leap will help make history.”
I don’t think anyone thinks Billy is crazy; a convicted fraud and scammer who should’ve been banned from ever doing this bullshit again, yes, but not crazy. The only crazy people here are the one who’ll spend money on this (cos you know someone will) expecting it to work this time. None of my questions from my previous post about where the money from this is coming from and why isn’t he using it to clear his existing debt first have been answered, obviously, and there is apparently a new question about whether or not Billy will even be able to go himself cos even he’s not sure he’s legally allowed to leave the US. Still, if all else fails as it probably will, Mushroom Cock will probably get Billy a job in tourism or something similar; grift recognises grift…
Another step to the right

Yes but no, from what I can gather. AfD didn’t win the election, but they had the second-highest proportion of the vote with 20%… which doesn’t sound like much on its own, but in real terms that was ten million people who voted for neo-Nazism (or about one in every eight people in the country). Twice as many as voted for them in 2021. And though it’s going to have to be a coalition of left and right parties, it’s going to lean more conservative than otherwise; the likely new Chancellor, Friedrich Merz, looks like a proper right-wing shit, not as bad as the AfD candidate (a lesbian in a relationship with another woman, but who opposes same-sex marriage and “gender idiocy”) but not actually good as such… except that he’s refused co-operation with AfD and he seems to really hate Mushroom Cock, to the point where he’s been talking a big game about Europe backing away from the US and finding a new alternative to NATO without them. So, possibly interesting times ahead in Europe? Just hopefully not in the Chinese sense…
La fin du monde (1931)
Now here’s a film that’s long intrigued me. For quite some time I was under the impression it was lost altogether, but then in the mid-90s I saw Kevin Brownlow’s Cinema Europe, the last episode of which was devoted to the advent of talkies in Europe and included clips and behind-the-scenes footage from Gance’s film (including the bit featuring the Ondes Martenot played by Maurice Martenot himself), so something existed… then I read somewhere there’d been an American version hacked to just 54 minutes (actually only about 45 without the prologue the distributor added; interestingly, IMDB considers this a separate film to Gance’s) and that was all that was left… then, later still, I read that the original French version actually did survive and, more to the point, about a week ago I further discovered it was available on blu ray. (Parenthetic note to Kino: despite your blurb claiming it was the first French all-talkie, it was in fact piss all of the sort.) Years of curiosity have finally been satisfied, therefore.
Brownlow’s commentary in that documentary describes La fin du monde as a disaster film (about a long-lost comet on a collision course with Earth) that was a disaster itself, which is harsh but… well, not entirely unfair. Abel Gance was not the most easily controlled of French filmmakers in the silent era, and his sound debut was threatening to go over the top much like La roue and Napoleon had done; accordingly, having produced a three-hour rough cut, Gance had the film taken from him by his producers and reduced to 105 minutes, then further to 94 minutes (the version actually under consideration here). It was a critical and commercial that pretty much ended his career as a serious film artist and relegated him to strictly commercial and manageable fodder thereafter. Having first envisaged this film nearly 20 years earlier, it was obviously a disaster for Gance on multiple levels.
It’s hard to really call it a particularly good film all these decades later, but, with hindsight and knowledge of how it came undone, I think it’s one we should probably be gentler with than its earlier critics… mind you, I feel like even they should’ve sensed something wrong with it; bits of narrative and exposition were clearly missing and the editing was, frankly, unceremoniously done and rough at best, especially in the first half. But one thing that’s harder to look past is the acting, and that’s only partly a product of the new sound technology.
Said technology was apparently a piece of shit, according to the various historians featured in the accompanying blu ray video piece; almost all the early sound films I’ve seen have a kind of weird and unnatural “sound texture” (to use Serge Bromberg’s description), but this film’s sound is even odder than most. That’s not all, though. Laurent Veray in that video also says La fin du monde is considered by some to have been intended as a silent film, but enough production material exists to prove it was actually meant as a sound film along… which is fine, he knows more about that than I do and I don’t question his expertise, but I find it impossible to not think that it should have been silent and would’ve been better as one.
Not just because so many shots in the film have clearly been filmed at less than 24 frames per second (and not just the climactic assortment of stock footage heralding the arrival of the comet), but because it feels like a silent film to which sound has been tacked on (the montage bits in particular feel like they were meant to play without dialogue). This is especially true when it comes to the writing and acting; if one of the defining myths of early sound film is that no one knew how to properly act for the microphone, La fin du monde feels like a very strong example of that. It’s written like a silent and acted like one (except you can hear them talk instead of just seeing them), particularly Gance’s own performance, which would feel so much better and more suitable to a silent film with intertitles.
This is an odd film in many ways that aren’t all just the result of it being butchered by the producer, but, as I said, I think it’s a film we should handle with care. Gance was a classic 19th century Romantic who lived into the wrong era in some ways, and his optimism that humanity would survive the cataclysm by coming together like the world governments in the film finally do for the good of us all is probably what dates it the most (remember, even back then Gance had been suspected of fascist-friendly tendencies with Napoleon and this film’s one world government probably didn’t—and doesn’t—reassure those critics); after all, we had a worldwide problem a few years ago and look at how not together the world was… But yeah, curiosity has finally been satisfied if nothing else, and I found the experience an interesting one. Sometimes it’s the deeply flawed works that are more fascinating than the uncomplicated ones…
Important images 106
This edition contains a goodly number of attractive ladies, one of them being nude in a particularly delightful way, plus Vincent Price, early Pink Floyd, some Christian clown being wrong, and… disco beaver?
Books do furnish a blacklist
Librarians in the schools of 66,000 children of American service members are being directed to pull books “potentially related to gender ideology or discriminatory equity ideology topics” at Department of Defense-run schools, according to a memo viewed by Task & Purpose.
But they’re doing so without a list of specific titles or even clear guidance on what books to target.
Among the books selected for review were 2003’s “Kite Runner,” a story about a boy growing up in Afghanistan amid the rise of the Taliban by Khaled Hosseini, and 2016’s “Hillbilly Elegy: A Memoir of a Family and Culture in Crisis,” by Vice President JD Vance about his upbringing in Ohio as part of a white working-class community. […]
A Feb. 6 memo to DoDEA administrators, librarians, and teachers directed a review of library books to ensure they’re in line with two of President Donald Trump’s executive orders disavowing the use of gender identities instead of sex and “ending radical indoctrination” which the memo describes as treating people as part of groups defined by race, sex, national origin and blaming or stereotyping people for actions committed in the past by their own groups.
DoDEA librarians have been instructed to remove physical and online copies of books on gender and inequity topics and catalog them in a spreadsheet, the librarian said. The memo states that the books will be relocated to the school’s professional collection — which is off-limits to students. Task & Purpose asked DoDEA officials what would happen to those books but they did not elaborate.
“Teaching students about the lives and experiences of people from different backgrounds than their own is part of the high-quality education DoDEA offers. However, there are some resources that appear to be in violation of the spirit of recent directives,” said Will Griffin, a spokesperson for DoDEA, in a statement.
The censorship is not even remotely surprising, obviously, this is entirely in keeping with Trump’s Reich. The article notes the following books are a partial selection of the ones removed so far:
“The Kite Runner” by Khaled Hosseini
“Hillbilly Elegy: A Memoir of a Family and Culture in Crisis” by Vice President JD Vance
“Brave New World” by Aldous Huxley
“An Indigenous Peoples’ History of the United States” by Roxanne Dunbar-Ortiz
“Well-Read Black Girl: Finding Our Stories, Discovering Ourselves” by Glory Edim
“War: How Conflict Shaped Us” by Margaret MacMillan
Not particularly surprised by most of these particular titles (Brave New World having always raised a stink with the right wing)… but, obviously, one of these things is not like the other:

I found this a little… bizarre and unlikely when I first saw this posted on Bluesky earlier, but, bafflingly, it was evidently true. I’m still wondering what the hell’s happened here. I see the order cited above attacks “blaming or stereotyping people for actions committed in the past by their own groups”, and from what I can gather Hillbilly Elegy does very much do that, it’s part of why the good people of Appalachia hate it and Vance so much… so, technically, I suppose it fits the description, but… it feels somehow like that’s not why it was done. It feels a bit more like those instances of the Bible being banned as a sort of malicious compliance:
House Bill 900 – also called the Restricting Explicit and Adult-Designated Educational Resources (Reader) Act – took effect in September 2023 and requires library vendors to rate materials for explicit content, inform parents of potentially explicit books and recall materials already in circulation when required. More broadly, the law requires library content to align with state educational standards.
While the bill, sponsored by Representative Jared Patterson, was intended to shield students from obscene content, critics say it could restrict their constitutional freedoms, and the bill has faced legal challenges since before its implementation.
Citing HB900, the full text of the Bible was temporarily banned from Canyon independent school district, which serves 11,000 students across 21 schools in Amarillo and Canyon counties.
For some reason this banning of J. Divans’ book gives me a similar vibe to this, like the librarian ordering its withdrawal did so out of spite more than anything… Surprising how little reaction there seems to have been so far, though, you’d think the government would be less than pleased that a book written by one of their own number had been pulled like that. But then again, we’re talking about that couch-fucking clown. Do they even remember he’s the vice-president?
Then perish
Anti-Vaxxer Thinks He’s A Big Hero For Refusing Heart Transplant
There are a lot of contradictions involved in the anti-vaccine movement. People who would rather watch their children die from measles than have autism. People who would rather die themselves than get a vaccine, because they think the vaccine will harm their health in some capacity.
That’s the category Ken Long of Eaton, Ohio, falls into, because the 54-year-old veteran is literally choosing to die rather than get a vaccine so he can get a heart transplant … because he thinks the vaccine will give him heart problems. Also because of his “personal religious beliefs.” […]
Because the hospital could not, in good conscience, give Long a heart, they gave him a left ventricular assist device (LVAD) to pump blood to his heart.
“I can hardly do anything. If the power goes out, I have to worry about my batteries and my charger,” Long said. “You can’t get wet, so showering is an issue.”
So this man is willing to die and willing to smell just to avoid getting a vaccine. And, if you can believe it, it gets even more stupid than that! While Christ Hospital refuses to give him a heart transplant, there are, apparently, some places that will. Long, however, will not go to them, because he wants to make a point.
“Do we want to switch hospitals to save his life? No,” Christina said. “We would hope that Christ would continue to see him and grant him a transplant and recognize that this is his personal choice.”

Honestly, just die. Fuck these idiots. I’ve passed the point of caring about them, and I can wish nothing but harm upon them. Just die, Ken. Leave your wife without you, leave your kids without their father and their kids without their grandfather, just so that you can “prove a point”. No one with any sense will remember you except as the useless fool you are. Let that heart go to someone who actually deserves it.
Give the drummers some
Memorial notices go out today to two kind of disparate figures behind the drum kit…
Rick Buckler from The Jam, who I’ve never really considered a particularly favourite band as such but goddamn there are some mighty singles in that discography. I’ve always liked this one, the only single written by all three of the band, and apparently it peaked at #4 on the UK chart so it was a reasonable hit; I always thought it had a sound kind of bordering on early goth, particularly when you hear the drums, and on listening to it again before posting this I could definitely imagine Killing Joke in that era doing this. I suppose at least Paul Weller will never be asked again about getting the band back together now…

And then Jamie Muir from King Crimson, pictured here in a photo grabbed from Bill Bruford’s FB (John Wetton’s not in it for some reason); he wasn’t so much a drummer as an all-purpose percussionist for whom drums were just part of a panoply of things he could hit. Crimson was an infamously unstable band many of whose members were kind of short-lived, and Muir’s departure from the band would be notably abrupt after his own brief tenure, but that tenure would be influential as well. Unfortunately Beat-Club don’t let you embed their YT videos, so you’ll just have to click here to see him in action.
Also, as Bill Bruford notes, Muir met Jon Anderson from Yes at Bruford’s wedding in 1973, a conversation which led to Muir suggesting Anderson read Autobiography of a Yogi, which means he was inadvertently responsible for this:
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