Mushroom Cock is currently in Scotland:
And people aren’t feeling it:
And there’s been a bunch of protests with a bunch of signs, but I don’t think I’ve seen one that goes quite so hard as this one. That’s just… fucking hell. I don’t think I need to say any more.
Yeah. Mushroom Cock has gone through a number of positions on the Epstein case in the last few days, from “there’s no client list” through “why are you people still talking about Epstein?” to “it was a HOAX by the Democrats and you were fools for believing in it“:
In a lengthy post on his social media website, Truth Social, Trump accused his voters on Wednesday of falling for what he called a “radical left” hoax by the opposition to discredit him.
“Their new SCAM is what we will forever call the Jeffrey Epstein Hoax, and my PAST supporters have bought into this ‘bullshit,’ hook, line, and sinker. They haven’t learned their lesson, and probably never will, even after being conned by the Lunatic Left for 8 long years,” he wrote.
“Let these weaklings continue forward and do the Democrats work, don’t even think about talking of our incredible and unprecedented success, because I don’t want their support any more!” […]
As the backlash spirals out of his normally firm grasp on the Maga voter, Trump slammed “foolish Republicans” on Wednesday who he said were helping Democrats by focusing on documents related to Epstein.
“Some stupid Republicans and foolish Republicans fall into the net, and so they try and do the Democrats’ work,” Trump said during an Oval Office meeting with the crown prince of Bahrain. “I call it the Epstein hoax. Takes a lot of time and effort. Instead of talking about the great achievements we’ve had … they’re wasting their time with a guy who obviously had some very serious problems, who died three, four years ago.”
Good thing Cock doesn’t want these people’s support any more, cos he’s not getting it; the cult are burning their favourite red caps, and even Mike Johnson—speaker of the house, third highest government official after Cock and J. Divans, cult cunt—is calling for everything to be made public. To which end Cock himself appears to have given in and told Pam Bondi to hit up the Department of Justice to release everything they have, and I think he has to do that if only to shut Edolf up for a split-second:
Problem is, of course, even if the DoJ do release everything they have, and I don’t think they will, no one’s going to believe it anyway. I think too many people believe Cock is hiding something already, so the DoJ could indeed release everything and people would still be demanding to know what’s missing. And, as I say, I don’t believe they’ll actually release it all anyway, so the critics would actually be justified in asking…
Anyway, Cock’s latest stunt is that he’s threatening RUPERT MURDOCH with a lawsuit, cos the Wall Street Journal published a letter from Cock to Epstein for the latter’s 50th birthday which he denies having written… and to be fair, it doesn’t sound like him, the text is kind of odd (and a lot of people are claiming a couple of lines therein, but it’s also 20+ years old and so written when Cock was 20+ years younger and probably more articulate than he is now. It’s still suspicious, of course, and the WSJ hasn’t produced the original letter itself, so who currently knows if it’s even authentic… but don’t think Rupert won’t be able to buy even better judges than Cock. He’s actually got the money to do so…
One thing I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned about myself is that I’m anosmic, i.e. I have no sense of smell, and, as far as I can remember, never have done. I don’t know why this is so, except that it most definitely was not a result of Covid-19 or the vaccine for same; this goes back before those things, all the way to my childhood indeed… we used to have rose bushes out front when I were a lad, and the folks would say how nice they smelled, and Junior here would hold his nose up to the flowers and, frankly, get nothing from them. Never have done that I can remember. Possibly it explains why I place so much importance on the visual appearance cos I have no idea how it smells (never had a problem with tasting things, by comparison), maybe also why I’ve always been fascinated by the book Perfume.
It doesn’t actually bother me much, hence why I’ve never tried to get it fixed or anything; I’m sure there’s important sensory information I’m missing, and I’m always concerned about my own bodily scent being less than optimal cos I obviously can’t smell myself either, but there are times when not being able to smell something awful is nice. On that note…
Yeah, you-know-who has just launched his own fragrance, because OBVIOUSLY.
Announcing the fragrance in a post on Truth Social, the president wrote: “Trump Fragrances are here. They’re called “Victory 45-47” because they’re all about Winning, Strength, and Success — For men and women. Get yourself a bottle, and don’t forget to get one for your loved ones too. Enjoy, have fun, and keep winning!”
The male fragrance will “blends rich, masculine notes with a refined, lasting finish” whilst the perfume for women has been described as capturing “confidence, beauty, and unstoppable determination.”, and is described on the product website as a “sophisticated, subtly feminine scent that’s your go-to signature for any occasion.”
The bargain price for these fragrances? A mere $249 (£190) a bottle.
Reacting to the product launch on social media, one person said Trump had reached “new frontiers of grifting.”
Honestly, there will be people out there who will know other people who will buy this fucking rubbish and envy my inability to smell them.
So Mushroom Cock was quite happy earlier about having wrangled a ceasefire out of the Israel/Iran bullshit. A few hours later…
So did this “ceasefire” even exist outside his tiny mind, or are the two countries just cunts? I kind of feel the latter is more likely. Anyway, Donakd is all foot-stompy about his glorious piece of international diplomacy has apparently been comprehensively ignored… but anyway he himself said when he quit the G7 thing last week that he was working for something “bigger” than a ceasefire, so a ceasefire would’ve technically been a backward step anyway? I don’t know. I don’t know anything about this shit any more.
With all due respect, DONAKD*, you were the one that just dropped a bunch of bombs on Iran, which has since threatened to close the Strait of Hormuz, which the US has begged China to convince them not to do because that could be an economic disaster for a bunch of other countries that might just stop being America’s friends (assuming they still are) as a consequence. “EVERYONE” is not responsible for this bullshit. And “EVERYONE” doesn’t have the power to affect oil prices like you do. Cunt.
* Because “covfefe” wasn’t enough, he had to misspell his own NAME:
Oh no, the bromance is REALLY over. I mean, that bizarre scene where Trump bought this fucking thing in the first place was embarrassing enough, but it actually managed to get even stupider somehow… sigh.
There is no love between Edolf and Mushroom Cock any more, to paraphrase PWEI, since the former’s tenure at DOGE officially ended a week ago… as previously noted, he’s been pretty vocal about agent Krasnov’s “big beautiful bill”, and the latter has been vocal back, and it’s escalated in the last day or two, until, to cut a mildly amusing story short:
And people are getting really excited about these as if they were great revelations that no one had ever considered until now. I mean… if you didn’t think Trump was in the Epstein files, then you haven’t been thinking about them at all. OBVIOUSLY there’s something in there he doesn’t want to become known, it’s the same reason he refuses to release his taxes despite saying he would years ago… and if he’s not in there himself (unlikely), someone else is that he has some invested interest in covering their arse. On top of which, I feel somehow like Musk’s specifically invoking the Epstein to try and throw people off the scent of himself, cos I’d be surprised somehow if he werem’t also in there…
As for Bannon entering the fray, well, Edolf already kind of admitted a few months ago that there was, in his words, a “legal grey area” when it came to him going from being a student to the world-changing business genius we all know and love today… that grey area being that he was only on a student visa in the mid-90s when he dropped out and started a business instead, which, even though student visas were less vigorously enforced back then, was still illegal nonetheless. And he’s kind of admitted that, so again, not much of a revelation. But people are, unsurprisingly, enjoying the prospect of him potentially being deported and I won’t say that I don’t enjoy it too… though I do think it’d be the most terrible mistake Drumpf could make in a presidency of terrible mistakes; as long as Musk’s drudges are still in DOGE, and they are, they’re far more of a threat to the government than it is to him… As for where all this bullshit will leave J. Divans, well, I suppose we can only wait and see…
If, for some reason, you thought that nice post from Mushroom Cock offering condolences to Joe Biden over his cancer diagnosis was actually written by him, well, he’s just basically acknowledged it wasn’t. Obviously anyone with eyes that can read knew that already, of course, because it was an expression of kindness and generosity, two things that he is fundamentally incapable of feeling, quite apart from it reading like a grown adult had written it as opposed to Krasnov’s usual pissy toddler style… but yeah, anyone who was still doubting the quality of his character for some reason can stop now.
So Mushroom Cock posted an AI picture of himself to his social media and, well, wow. Lots of people suddenly very angry with him that weren’t until now, even apparently non-Catholics. There seems to be some debate about whether or not he’s just trolling or does he actually think he should be Pope (wouldn’t be surprised to find that he does, obviously), and there’s equal debate about whether or not people should be offended either way or are they just being snowflakes, etc. And I do agree with Mr Hogan here:
Everything about him is an insult to someone or other, really. As a non-believer I’m finding it hard to be overly bothered by this, it just seems kind of par for the course with the dickhead, and if he hadn’t posted it one of his minions would’ve done. But at any rate he’s earning wrath and I’m all for wrath being aimed at him, including the wrath of the New York bishops’ conference… which is headed by one Timothy Dolan, who Trump himself more seriously suggested could actually be the Pope instead of him, and who is enough of a Trumpeter that he actually said Mushroom Cock “takes his Christian faith seriously” (and I’d love to know just what great reward he was paid to say that about someone who everyone paying attention knows believes in nothing except himself and money. And maybe tariffs). I think, however, this is going to strain the friendship… but then again, Dampnut will always have this clown:
Good Catholic, hey.
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