Ungood

Spotted this on Tumblr recently:

I have developed a sort of love/hate relationship with it, or perhaps not so much the picture itself as what it represents… cos on the face of it, it really is piss funny and fills me with delight, but good Christ I hate the word “unalive”. I see it used quite often on Youtube and on Tumblr, and I know there are reasons—particularly related to The Algorithm—why people use it, but I still hate it. I know there’s a school of thought that the modern west is a lot less comfortable with the concept of death than it used to be, and that might well be the case, though I think society at large can only go so goth before it just gets silly; I mean, I tend to think about death (particularly mine) fairly often but that’s because, you know, disability, health, a life-changing illness that will probably shorten my existence in this vale of tears. all that gives me a certain perspective. Most people don’t need to think about death; it might come for us all but not all of us really need to worry about that.

But the very word “unalive” certainly serves as evidence for that theory about how uncomfortable we are with the idea of death; so much so that some of us can’t even bear the idea of the mere word and we have to make do with this bullshit that Orwell would’ve shake his head at sadly. It’s not even “political correctness gone mad”, it’s just… silly. And so, however hilarious the meme is (and it is, obviously), I still find myself kind of galled a bit by it… cos that’s me and what I’m like, I suppose.

Shock horror: billionaire justifies existence

I know there’s any number of arguments that can be made against billionaires existing at all, and I’m not exactly a fan of the obscenely rich myself, but I must tip my hat to this lady:

When the 96-year-old Ruth Gottesman’s husband died in 2022, he left behind something that surprised even his wife: $1 billion in Berkshire Hathaway stock.
“He left me, unbeknownst to me, a whole portfolio of Berkshire Hathaway stock,” Gottesman told The New York Times. Her husband’s only instructions? “Do whatever you think is right with it,” she told the outlet.
At first, Gottesman couldn’t decide what to do with the massive bequest, but after her children advised her not to wait too long, she had a realization, The New York Times reported.
She would donate the money in full to the Albert Einstein College of Medicine in the Bronx, New York City’s poorest borough, the Times reported.
“I wanted to fund students at Einstein so that they would receive free tuition,” she told the Times.
Her gift is so large that it’s set to cover students’ tuition for the medical school in perpetuity, the college said in a press release.

I actually did a quick bit of maths, and at the current rate ($59k per annum) that works out at nearly seventeen thousand years’ worth of tuition. It’ll be centuries before anyone ever need to cough up for tuition at Einstein College again. Amazing.