I wouldn’t dare buy anything else

I mean… you’d be scared not to, wouldn’t you? Fucking thing looks like it’d tear your throat out if you got your pineapples from elsewhere… Saw this posted on Bluesky; I don’t know the exact date of it, but evidently it’s a product of the Empire Marketing Board, part of their “Buy Empire” scheme, and the EMB only lasted from 1926 to 1933 so it has to date from then. Which is why there’s a certain bleak irony in them using that tiger as their image of choice, cos I didn’t know if tigers were especially associated with Singapore (cf. how the ad for Australian sultanas on the EMB Wiki entry used kangaroos), so I did a bit of research… and, well, the last known wild tiger in Singapore was shot in 1930. They’d been a menace for a century, so there were considerable rewards offered by the government for them, meaning they were almost wiped out by the later 1800s, and then finally went extinct just a few years before the EMB itself did.

Hello, North Bergen

This blog is apparently quite popular (and has been for a few weeks) in one particular New Jersey town for reasons I don’t understand. I’m guessing it’s the same person? Can’t imagine sixty different people in one town I’d never heard of until recently being interested in my nonsense. Hopefully whoever’s checking in from there is finding what they’re looking for, at any rate… hate to think they’re checking in so much and I’m just disappointing them somehow. Hi there.

Yes

I suspect we’re all feeling at least a bit like this at the moment. How the fuck is it only the end of March? What the Christ else can still go wrong in the remaining three-quarters of this year? Or should I not ask in case I jinx things? Probably the latter. Sigh.