Category: [Politics]

Yeah, probably. Orange Cunt was weirdly determined that the US should own Greenland last year, and Mrs Stephen Miller above is clearly trying to manifest that into happening. So I’ll be surprised if he doesn’t have a crack at it at some point… but Greenland’s not really a country fully unto itself, it’s an autonomous territory of Denmark, and the latter have already been kind of short with the US on the subject (Greenland would like to be shot of both of them, but neither party cares what they think), and I feel like the rest of Europe might have something to say about it too if/when it comes to that. So Krasnov might go for an easier target where he doesn’t have to consider another country’s feelings before ignoring them anyway… and I thought he might go for Cuba cos Marco Rubio’s been hinting at it but he apparently thinks that’ll collapse of its own accord without Venezuela being able to prop it like it has been.

Either way, the “peaceful democratic transition” Albo was begging for won’t happen; it will be neither peaceful nor democratic, and it will depend entirely on who’s most willing to go along with Trump and pay him the requisite oil tribute/protection money… cos let’s be honest, Maduro may well be the scum of the Earth and Venezuela may well be better off without him, but Trump doesn’t care about any of that; this is as much about oil as a certain Middle Eastern conflict earlier in this hideous century. At least we’ve got some idea who won’t be running the joint:

Despite her popularity among many Venezuelans, Trump said on Saturday he had not been in contact with Machado since the military strikes in Caracas and that he did not see her as a viable candidate to steer the country.
“I think it would be very tough for her to be the leader. She doesn’t have the support within or the respect within the country,” he told reporters during a press conference. “She’s a very nice woman, but she doesn’t have the respect to be a leader.”

So much for her, then.

I wondered how long Mushroom Cock would take to fuck things up royally for the first time in the new year, and, well, I have an answer. This long.

Donald Trump has claimed the US has “captured” Venezuela’s dictator, Nicolás Maduro, and his wife, Cilia Flores, and flown them out of the South American country after a pre-dawn assault on Caracas and the surrounding region.
“It was a brilliant operation, actually,” the US president told the New York Times after eyewitnesses in Venezuela reported a series of explosions. “A lot of good planning and [a] lot of great, great troops and great people.”
Writing on social media, Trump confirmed his troops had launched “a large-scale strike against Venezuela” and said more details would be announced at a press conference at his Mar-a-Lago residence. CBS News reported that US officials said Maduro had been captured by members of the elite army unit Delta Force, which was responsible for the 2019 killing of the Islamic State leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.

I know lots of people have predicted Krasnov would do something to Venezuela at some point, but I don’t think they were expecting it to be this abrupt (though I suppose the abruptness was the point). And what’s he going to actually do with Maduro? I see some commentators comparing it to the taking of Miguel Noriega in 1990, but the crucial distinction there is that Panama actually declared war on the US so that, whatever else may be said about that situation, the US could at least claim they had a good reason to invade them… which is very much not the case here. Sigh. I was hoping Orange Cunt would wait a bit longer to inflict Interesting Times upon us all… wonder what’s turned up in the Epstein files (apparently five million pages of previously unknown stuff has just resurfaced) that he’s trying to distract us from.

Merry Christmas to you too, cunt. I’ve seen a few people posting about this, noting correctly that both Francis and Dino were the products of migrants themselves, but that’s the thing. Miller probably doesn’t count Italy as “third world”, they’re probably white enough for him that he can overlook it. A hundred or so years ago, mind you, well THAT would’ve been another matter… I have no doubt that had Miller been around in circa 1900 or thereabouts, he would’ve been an enthusiastic participant in the anti-Italian sentiment of that era, and would’ve agitated to keep out those aforementioned migrants who eventually produced Dean and Frank so that there would be no Dean & Frank Xmas special in 1967… And remember, Stephen Miller has immigrant ancestry himself, just like, you know, practically everyone in the US apart from the first nations folk, and I think it’s fair to ask what they contributed to the US in the long run if Stephen Miller was the best their genes could ultimately produce. Equally fair to say that Antonino & Natalina and Gaetano & Angela added something far more worthwhile to America than Stephen’s parents did or that he himself will…

This actually happened. I didn’t watch the whole interview Piers did with Hispano Hitler, but I did watch this clip of it that was attached to this post (which I saw on Bluesky) and… well, yeah, that’s a somewhat simplified transcript but that is how the conversation in the clip went, essentially. And Nickzi looked so uncomfortable and so just comprehensively owned by Piers throughout. I don’t know how the rest of the thing went, but however Fuentes and his cult tried to spin it afterwards he still lost completely just for this. And, as a bonus, in the ensuing Twatter discourse Piers also got in a shot at Andrew Taint when the latter chimed in:

Uproar as DOJ moves to drop FIFA corruption case week after Trump gets org’s ‘peace prize’

Political analysts dragged President Donald Trump’s Department of Justice on Wednesday after it moved to drop a corruption case against a former Fox executive who was convicted of bribery and money laundering charges.
The DOJ moved to drop its conviction of Hernán López, a former Fox executive who oversaw the network’s Latin American sports broadcasting business, who had been convicted of multiple crimes related to the FIFA corruption investigation that began in 2010. López was involved in a scheme to funnel millions of dollars to the heads of the international soccer organization in exchange for the rights to broadcast the World Cup and multiple high-profile tournaments in South America. He was convicted alongside a marketing company he worked with, Full Play Sports, in 2023, The New York Times reported.
Federal prosecutors in the Eastern District of New York wrote a letter to a federal judge arguing that dismissing López’s case was “in the interest of justice,” according to the NYT.
It was announced just days after FIFA gave the president its inaugural “peace prize.”

I feel like in an actually functional country, this sort of overt and blatant and unabashed bribery would’ve landed the participants in jail overnight without even needing a trial to find them guilty, but the former United States is not a functional country, so. Cos Mushroom Cock is not a man who’s ever going to turn down a “gift”, let’s face it, and the cult isn’t going to stop him…

Israel’s Ben Gvir wears noose pendant as he pushes death penalty bill for Palestinians

Israel’s far-right national security minister, Itamar Ben Gvir, was pictured in parliament on Monday wearing a noose pendant on his lapel, as he continues to push for Palestinian prisoners to be handed the death penalty.
Posting on X, Ben Gvir boasted about wearing the icon, along with other members of his Otzma Yehudit party, in support of legislation currently passing through the parliament.
“I and the members of my Otzma Yehudit faction arrived today at the National Security Committee discussions to continue advancing the death penalty for terrorists, while wearing a pin in the shape of a hangman’s noose – as a symbol of our commitment to passing the law and as a clear message that terrorists are sons of death,” he wrote.
“The time has come for the death penalty for terrorists!”
The bill was approved by a majority of 39 out of 120 Knesset members, with 16 voting against in Israel’s parliament.
It would allow judges to impose the death penalty on Palestinians convicted of killing Israelis on so-called “nationalistic” grounds.
The legislation would not apply to Israelis who kill Palestinians under similar circumstances.

No, of course not, and I’m only surprised this cunt isn’t also pushing for bounties on Palestinians or some other reward for Isarelis killing them… Also, frankly, I don’t know how the Knesset operates and mathematics has never been my strong suit, but I’m damned if I can work out not even a third of the membership of it constitutes a “majority” of any kind. Interestingly, the article also notes that Israel has the death penalty already, but the only time they’ve ever used it was against Adolf Eichmann; evidently that’s not enough for some. But let’s face it, Israel has been deploying the death penalty against Palestinians since October 2023 for the crime of, you know, being Palestinian… which, again, obviously not enough for some. Sigh.