In the skin of a liar

So quite a while ago I reported that The Onion had bought Infowars in Alex Jones’ bankruptcy auction; there’s been a raft of further legal activity in the meantime that’s held them back, but finally they’re ready to take over. Alex is taking it well, obviously:

So that’s the comedian Tim Heidecker, who’s part of the duo Tim & Eric and who’s partnering with the Onion gang in their “hostel” takeover of Infowars (going to be creative director of the site). From what I can tell, Jones has been running old skits from the Tim & Eric TV show as if they were serious; the “actual mug shot” is from one of those skits, and the line about wearing Jones’ skin comes from an appearance on The Majority Report a couple of days ago (WARNING: video contains shirtless Alex Jones). Onion boss Ben Collins ponders what he’s up to:

Still, despite The Onion‘s decades of popularity and at least a year-and-a-half of legal sparring, Collins doesn’t believe Jones knows who or what The Onion is. Appearing on the Pablo Torre Finds Out podcast yesterday, Collins said, “A thing that I didn’t fully understand until midway through the day is that he had never heard of The Onion until it bought InfoWars. The concept of it was complete foreign to him.” But apparently, the whole conservative media apparatus didn’t seem to understand what it was. Collins also claims that, upon the acquisition, Fox News reported that The Onion had 4.3 trillion daily readers, “which is on our website somewhere, but I don’t even know where.”

This is really interesting, but I find something… unlikely about it. Little Alex is, I suspect, more in touch with consensus reality than he would like people to think, and I find it hard to believe that he knows so little about the people who’ve taken the precious from him. He knows who they are and what they’re about, and I think he knows this outburst of his is bullshit and he’s hoping that whatever’s left of his audience doesn’t know and will believe him.

Alternately, he could actually be that stupid and believe that shit himself. This is not one of the finest minds of the 20th century we’re dealing with here, after all.

2SERIP continued

So after the news broke of 2SER’s impending implosion, the station held a “town hall meeting” on Monday which… went poorly. I’d opted out of attending (there was a Zoom option to attend online) cos I had a feeling it would be a shit show and that was evidently how it turned out:

Following a week of media coverage over the embattled station’s financial position, the meeting on Monday drew approximately 300 attendees both in person and online, according to sources present speaking to Crikey.
Station manager Cheryl Northey and board co-chairs Chris Dixon and James Bennett answered questions from a crowd of 2SER volunteers, community members and station alumni, with many incensed at the news reported last week by the Nine papers that the broadcaster could close as early as July. Dixon serves as the Macquarie University arts faculty executive dean, and Bennett is dean of the faculty of design and society at the University of Technology Sydney.
A partial recording of the meeting obtained by Crikey paints a picture of a livid 2SER community. Organisers told attendees a recording was being made during the meeting, but 2SER declined to provide Crikey a full recording of the event, citing consent and privacy concerns. Attendees have since been directed by management of both universities represented not to share recordings of the meeting, which was accessible to the public and advertised as a public meeting.

I can’t imagine why they don’t want anything circulating from this publicly accessible gathering…

Anthony Dockrill, the 2SER program director for 17 years between 2007 and 2024, described it as a “really shameful place to be” for the station and the board, and again criticised the timeframe of approaches for funding on the part of 2SER management.
Dixon denied that the funding withdrawal was thrust upon station management, replying, “We started considering this two years ago, but that conversation was shared with others.”
Dockrill added in a follow-up, “If the board was serious about finding a partner for the station, it needed two years … that hasn’t happened.”
“And I think the station has been let down by that,” he added, to audible applause.

Oh. So Macquarie was considering this move two years ago, and this news was evidently hidden from the people who would be most affected by it. (Parenthetically, Anthony is another Celluloid Dreams alumnus, indeed he was on the show before I was myself AND we actually both overlapped at UNSW before that, both of us were doing the Theatre & Film course there in the mid-90s. I don’t think I knew he’d been the program director for as long as that, though, that was long service. He’s correct in what he says here.)

A longer question came from Chris Nash, a retired professor of journalism at Monash University, a Walkley winner in 1977 and one of the original 2SER presenters when the station first went to air in 1979.
“What I’m not hearing here tonight is any sort of passion or even vision about what role 2SER might play in a revamped environment … and so I support what the other questions have been here tonight about the timing, because we’re now in late April, there have been two articles in The Sydney Morning Herald this week, and then we get invited to a meeting tonight to discuss options, but we’re also told that July is pretty much a deadline. You can’t turn something around in three months.
“So it seems to me that this is a communications exercise, with all due respect … for a decision that’s already been made.”

Yeah. This kind of ties in with Anthony’s point about the board being serious about finding a new partner, which, frankly, they don’t appear to be. I’m increasingly thinking the people in charge of these things are actually OK with SER shutting down and would rather it did so without this much fuss.

Meanwhile, in the online chat forum where questions were being asked by remote meeting attendees, tempers flared. Among several less-than-flattering responses was one made by an award-winning journalist at a major broadcaster, who said that Dixon was “not answering questions”.
2SER alumni and ABC broadcaster Robbie Buck asked: “How much is the managing director on?”, to audible gasps from the in-person audience and a concerted effort to move on from the panellists.
“It’s fine to ask the question. I think it’s also fine to not answer it,” came the response from the panel’s table.

Oh, Robbie Buck is pissed about this. Which, you know, he’s right to be. Funnily enough, around the time Macquarie were apparently initially planning their withdrawal from 2SER, this was also happening:

National Tertiary Education Union members at Macquarie University have taken the extraordinary step of passing a motion of no confidence in a senior university leader.
Macquarie is planning to scrap hundreds of casual academic roles, forcing huge workload increases on permanent staff.
Under the plan, Staff would be restricted in taking long service leave during teaching periods.
The Department of Critical Indigenous Studies would no longer be a stand alone department, losing independence and financial autonomy.
NTEU members on Wednesday unanimously voted for a no-confidence motion in Executive Dean of Arts Chris Dixon.

Yeah, THAT guy who was apparently getting tetchy at the Monday meeting about people asking him about the delay in publicising the news of MQ pulling out. A popular chap, by the look of things, whose brief seems to have been mostly to cut the arts faculty to ribbons, with 2SER being part of that. Even back in My Day, I remember hearing about MQ grumbling about funding SER and not getting enough of their shows in the program grid… fairly sure this wasn’t the solution, Chris. Cunt.

You haven’t started regretting it yet

Tucker Carlson says he regrets backing Donald Trump and is ‘tormented by it’

Tucker Carlson, a conservative podcaster, has said he is “tormented” by his support of Donald Trump, issuing in an extraordinary mea culpa that called for “a moment to wrestle with our own consciences”.
Carlson delivered that comment in a conversation with Buckley Carlson, his brother and a former Trump speechwriter, on The Tucker Carlson Show on Monday that reviewed the sidelining of traditional conservative values in a Republican party now dominated by the president.
“You know, we’ll be tormented by it for a long time – I will be,” Tucker Carlson said. “And I want to say I’m sorry for misleading people. It was not intentional, that’s all I’ll say.” […]
But the podcaster has now been at odds with the president over US support for Israel and the war the two countries started in Iran in late February. Carlson called Trump’s language on Iran “vile on every level” – and said he took personal responsibility for the president’s return to power.
“You and I and everyone else who supported him – you wrote speeches for him, I campaigned for him – I mean, we’re implicated in this for sure,” Carlson said. “It’s not enough to say, ‘Well, I changed my mind’ – or like, ‘Oh, this is bad – I’m out,’” he told his brother.
He added: “In very small ways, but in real ways, you and me and millions of people like us are the reason this is happening right now.”

No. You were not responsible in a very small way, Fucker. You spent years being a voice for the regime on its official broadcaster and on your own show. Sure, you had doubts about Mushroom Cock like the article says, you even “hate[d] him passionately”. But you kept those doubts quiet until now. And it’s too late. You helped inflict this thing upon the world, and you helped him get there twice; now you’re worried about him sinking the ship and being dragged down with it. You don’t care about the damage you’ve helped inflict on millions of people, only about how you might be affected when those people hold you accountable. And fuck you accordingly, cunt.

Yea verily, JD saith unto us…

It wasn’t enough for Mushroom Cock to snark at the Pope; J. Divans felt someone more qualified should join in.

Vance is, of course, currently the most famous Catholic convert in the US, and we know he is because he’s written that book about it and kids will probably have to read it in school… so obviously someone who only became a Catholic in 2019 is far more adept than Bob Prevost, who was born into Catholicism and has been a Catholic for, what, over 60 years longer than Vance at judging matters of faith. I mean, the Pope’s statement could well be criticised cos it’s not like the church has been historically afraid of violence and war… but the warmonger and nouveau Catholique Vance is probably the last person to be making any such criticism.

And a lot of people have been judging him accordingly. Vance put out this bullshit at a Turning Point USA event where he was fairly roundly heckled and at which he already wasn’t a big drawcard:

Only about a quarter of the 8000 seats in this space had bums on them, apparently, and the crowd outside protesting him was pretty substantial too. Erika Kirk was supposed to be there with him but pulled out because of death threats or something. Apparently J. Divans could look after himself, though…

Indeed, I am reminded of the chihuahua that lives a few doors down from me. Lola is J. Divans, but she’s a lot funnier than him, and, though this is debatable, possibly less stupid…

Doctor my arse

But there was one bit of levity from the White House in the last couple of days, with Mushroom Cock posting an AI picture of himself as Jesus:

This was… interestingly timed, given Krasnov’s recent dispute with the Pope; he posts this bullshit all the time cos someone insists on making it, and usually people just roll their eyes and sigh wearily at the old cunt, but this time even the cult are saying “WTF, dude?”. Among them:

Riley Gaines used to be a professional swimmer before changing careers and becoming a professional transphobe instead; and while she’s not wrong about Trump benefitting from a little humility, she’s also a champion fool for thinking he’d ever give into it. He’s not capable of humility and I don’t believe he even understands the concept. And in any case he’s not interested in her opinions:

That’s YOU told, woman! But the best part of the whole story is there: “He said he believed the photo depicted him as a doctor, not Jesus” and only the Fake News could possibly construe him as looking like that Christ character.

I don’t know about you, but I’ve never met any doctor who healed people just with the light glowing from his hands. I don’t know what’s worse, the idea that he might actually believe that, the idea that he thinks the rest of us would be believe that, or the idea that at least some of the cult WILL believe that. And why does the guy he’s “healing” look so familiar…

…Ah, THAT’S why. I’ve seen quite a few people comment on the similarity, one wit reckoned that whatever AI created the Jesus Trump image had just consumed so many photos of the two together that it just had to stick Epstein in there. Anyway, Trump’s deleted the silly thing now cos he doesn’t like “confusing” people, which must be the first time he’s ever worried about being confusing… good thing nothing ever fully disappears from the Internet, eh…

Judge not lest ye be judged Trumped

Every time Mushroom Cock and/or his mafia do Something Bad, I always see someone on social media screaming “THEY CAN’T DO THAT!” as if that actually mattered to him, I don’t think the legality or otherwise of anything he’s ever done has ever been a consideration… less often you get someone else responding “NO THEY CAN’T AND THE LEGAL SYSTEM WILL STOP THEM, STOP SHOUTING!”… and, well, they found a way around that:

Two immigration judges who ruled against the Trump administration in the deportation cases of pro-Palestinian university students have been fired by the Department of Justice.
The New York Times reported over the weekend that the justice department had terminated six judges, including Roopal Patel and Nina Froes, who oversaw deportation proceedings against Rümeysa Öztürk and Mohsen Mahdawi, two students who were arrested last year as part of Trump’s campaign against the Gaza protest movement.
In an interview with the Guardian, Patel said she did not view her dismissal as “directly retaliatory” for any one case. She said it fit within a broader pattern of the administration dismissing judges near the end of their probationary term, particularly those who have experience representing immigrants in court.
“I think there’s a broader agenda of trying to reshape the immigration bench to be more reflective of the political agenda of the administration,” Patel said.
The Biden administration appointed both Patel and Froes to the bench in May 2024, and both had previously worked in immigration defense. A recent NPR analysis found that the Trump administration appears to be targeting immigration judges who previously represented immigrants.

Only surprising that it took so long. I don’t suppose these will be the last.

What’s Hungarian for “stop the steal”?

So one (hopefully) good thing has happened in world politics:

Viktor Orban finally got tossed, comprehensively so, in Hungary; despite having engaged in massive corruption to make sure that pretty much everything favoured him and his party, people power overcame (apparently it was the biggest voter turnout since the fall of communism there). This is an undeniably good thing, cos Orban was running the furthest-right government in Europe at least, which frankly gave comfort to a lot of right-wing political mobs across the world… indeed, a prominent member of one of those mobs, J. Divans, who made a special appearance in Hungary a few days before the election; Orban was already looking like a loser at that point but no, brother Bowman had to go there and make him look like even more of one, accusing the EU of election interference in Hungary as if he weren’t engaging in exactly that himself…

So, Orban’s removal from power (and his acknowledgement of having lost, which seems… suspicious? Did Vance teach him nothing about screaming about how the election was stolen from him?) is obviously a good thing… the only question is whether or not his successor, Peter Magyar, is also a good thing. (And is it not also a bit on the nose that the Hungarian PM is called “Magyar”? Like a British PM with the surname “English” or something…) Cos Magyar is a former Orban ally; he joined Fidesz when it was in opposition during the oughts before Orban became PM again, and only left two years ago when some scandal involving presidential pardons finally made him realise just how corrupt Orban was… somehow the preceding decade hadn’t made him realise that fact. And I find it hard to be overly enthusiatic about someone who calls himself a “conservative liberal”. So I’m not holding my breath for too much progress there; still, I don’t suppose he can be any worse than Orban was, and I suspect he’ll piss off a lot of the Right people…

Oh, and…

…There was also this.

Besieged by questions about his war on Iran and his wife’s statement on Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump tried to shift the national conversation back to his immigration crackdown by posting a graphic, distressing video of a woman in Florida being killed last week by a man he described as an illegal immigrant from Haiti.
The video, taken by a surveillance camera outside a Fort Myers gas station, showed a man identified by authorities as a Haitian immigrant using a hammer to bludgeon to death the woman, who was reportedly a clerk at the gas station. […]
The video that Trump posted on Thursday was originally surfaced by the Fox News correspondent Bill Melugin on Tuesday, the same day Trump was threatening to commit a war crime by bombing Iran’s civilian infrastructure. The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) said in a statement that the suspected attacker in custody was “released” in 2022 by the Biden administration and given temporary protected status, although it is unclear whether that information is accurate. […]
The distressing video of the murder was first posted on social media earlier on Thursday by DHS, which slightly blurred the violent attack. The department has consistently used social media images to inflame anti-immigrant sentiment amid a sweeping crackdown that has also targeted legal immigrants, with a stated goal of deporting more than a quarter of the current US population.
The Fort Myers News-Press reported last week the suspected killer, who is homeless, had attempted to withdraw cash from an ATM in the gas station and, after being unable to do so, demanded that the clerk give him cash. The following day he fatally attacked the clerk, who was an immigrant from Bangladesh, with a hammer, the outlet reported.
When Trump shared the brutal video, with a long caption railing against what the president wrongly called “temporary protective status”, the video of the woman’s last moments was not blurred.
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick, a senior fellow at the American Immigration Council, commented that DHS and then Trump shared the video “for exactly as vile a reason as you can imagine; basically Breitbart’s old ‘black crime’ vertical as official government policy. There hasn’t been an administration this openly racist since Wilson invited the KKK to the White House.”

To be honest I’m surprised the victim didn’t get blamed as well for having been an immigrant.

Oh, there’s so many people who should be dead right now instead of her.

Shocking twist ahead?

Honestly, I don’t want to write about these fucking people, but…

…What?

Indeed, “…what?” seems to be the general reaction to whatever the fuck it was Melania chose to do today, which was to make an apparently unscheduled presser to announce she had nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein; it appears no one (including her husband, who you may recall used to be Epstein’s best friend) knew she was going to do it, and equally no one seems to understand why she did…

…but I don’t think she’s just done this randomly, and the speculation I’m seeing on BS that she might be getting ready to throw Mushroom Cock under the bus may have something to do it. There’s just one thing

The relationship between the first lady and Epstein has already led to legal battles.
In October 2025, for example, HarperCollins UK said it would retract passages from a book that included “unverified” claims that Donald Trump and his wife met through Epstein. Similarly, the Daily Beast retracted and apologised for an article the publication later said “did not meet our standards.”
The first lady also has been embroiled in an ongoing legal dispute with author Michael Wolff over a claim in his book Fire and Fury that she was first introduced to her husband through a modelling agent tied to Epstein.

Now, I’ve seen the story that Epstein introduced her to Trump but had no thoughts about its veracity or not. Whoever originally posted the third screenshot above is evidently down with it, though, and further adds a photo with the two of them. The latter means, well, nothing much, I know, cos there are photos of me in existence with people I barely know if at all, but it does indicate they were in each other’s presence at some point; and her husband’s apparent insistence that she didn’t know Epstein looks like bullshit on the face of it, cos I can’t believe that Epstein and Trump were such good friends and Melania knew nothing about him. And it was apparently Epstein himself who claimed the two of them first had sex on the “Lolita Express”.

And, if Wikipedia is accurate, the claim in the Wolff book is actually perfectly true; Melania was evidently introduced to Trump by her then agent, Paolo Zampolli, who DID have Epstein connections; indeed, his wife had initially come to the US on the aforementioned Epstein plane. And when she divorced him, he turned to ICE to get her deported. No wonder him and Trump seem to get on so well (his Trump connections seem to have worked better for him).

Anyway… remember when the Melania puff piece was being publicised and there was talk of a follow-up limited TV/streaming series? What if this nonsense today was for that? To be honest I don’t know if this putative series is still going to happen, and I wish she could’ve done this in the first film cos it would’ve actually been something interesting… but still, depending on what comes of this, we might at least get something worthwhile from the follow-up…

Next stop: the Vatican?

Now that the Middle East issue has been resolved and nothing bad will ever happen there again, we’re now learning about the REAL problem the US faces: the Pope.

On Monday, The Free Press reported that in the wake of the Pope’s annual address to the Vatican’s diplomatic corps in January, in which he criticized states seeking conflict around the globe, the Department of Defense invited Cardinal Christophe Pierre for a meeting. At the time, Pierre was serving as Pope Leo’s personal envoy to the United States.
The Pentagon requesting a meeting with a Vatican official is “unprecedented,” according to the report.
According to Vatican and U.S. officials who were briefed on the meeting and spoke to the publication, the Pentagon criticized the Pope’s statements in January, interpreting them as hostile attacks on Trump’s policies. […]
In the wake of the meeting, the Pope reportedly refused Trump’s invitation to attend the nation’s 250th anniversary events.
Instead of spending July 4th in the U.S., the Pope will instead visit Lampedusa, a small Mediterranean island that has become an entry point for African migrants attempting to reach Europe.
A Vatican official speaking to The Free Press said the Pope has no plans to visit the U.S. while Trump is in office.
“The Pope may well never visit the United States under this administration,” the official reportedly said.

The most fascinating detail I’ve read about Mushroom Cock’s latest international diplomatic headache is that that one of the goons snapping at the Pope in this meeting apparently invoked the Avignon papacy, or the period when Philip IV of France was feuding with the Roman mob, culminating in him kind of imposing a French Pope on them who relocated the papacy to Avignon, before a later one took it back to Rome and the Avignon mob elected their own Pope. I presume the implied threat was that if Leo didn’t stop being a bitch to Trump, the latter would designate his own (probably supplied by FIFA), which would be ironic on a number of levels, but personally I’m actually impressed that someone in this regime has even heard of the Avignon papacy, let alone what it was. I generally don’t expect much historical awareness (especially about 14th century France) from American governments, but I expect it even less than usual from the current one, so I do have to acknowledge it this time, however grudgingly…