Tag: Elon Musk

Merry Griftmas to all…

Look who’s found religion…

Daniel’s going to be weirdly disappointed if Edolf turns out to be Muslim now, eh? Needless to say, none of his commenters are buying it, and quite a few are speculating about what charges are coming his way that he’s going down this route so suddenly, or whether he’s just in another ketamine spiral… To be honest I believe Russell Brand’s conversion more than this; I’ve said before that I think Brand’s Christian beliefs might actually be genuine, but I do not think this of Edolf. I doubt the latter believes in anything except himself and his bank account; if I still feel Brand’s conversion was suspiciously timed (even if genuine), Musk’s putative conversion to something or other is equally suspicious and even less real. No season of goodwill to this character.

Then again…

You may recall I was speculating the other day about whether or not Edolf was a particularly sexual being, cos I’ve never really had the impression that he was…

…but if this is true, then I may have been a bit premature (like Edolf himself? BOOM TISH!). A ghastly image if ever there was…

Leave those semicolons alone!

Haven’t had an awful lot to say of late, just having one of those occasional lulls; there’s enough stuff happening that I could talk about (like the US government shutdown and the chaos resulting therefrom) but haven’t wanted to. But I must note this story, at least…

So the author Joyce Carol Oates posted this on Twatter the other day, and a bit of a storm erupted thereafter… and I recognise the tendency she brings up, I wrote about it a while ago; it’s the “art won’t fuck you” thing. These things don’t get these people anything, there’s no material benefit for them. You may notice, though, that Oates doesn’t specfically identify any individual “wealthy man” that she might be thinking of, but someone made it all about himself…

EDOLF! I haven’t had anything to say about that cunt in ages, haven’t missed him for aome reason, but anyway he felt the need to make himself the main character of the Internet again after Oates posted that tweet about him that didn’t even name him, and he was fuming like this for ages, apparently…

…to the point of being all “SEE? I do SO read books, Joyce!” like this, making an ad to promote an old Blinkist list of some of his favourite books (which I had seen before; he’s been a reader at some point but I feel like he hasn’t been one for a very long time)…

…and though this post did predate the current nonsense, it’s been revived as a result of same. You may notice the book in the link is conspicuously not the one he mentioned.

As for Joyce:

Which I do believe is a rather more concise and brutal burn than the one that kicked this off. To be honest, I don’t think the “art won’t fuck you” thing really works with Edolf. I don’t know if he’s actually that interested in sex per se; he’s obviously invested in spreading his genes as far and wide as he can, but I don’t know that sex in and of itself otherwise interests him… we’ll leave aside entirely the question of whether or not he’s even functional Down There (most if not all of his many kids seem to have come from IVF or susrrogacy, though), but anyway, I suspect he’s more interested in power than anything really. But there’s equally no denying a hollowness at the heart of him; he may not be bothered that art won’t fuck him, but he evinces no real interest in it anyway that I can see. He really is all he has, and when you’re him, that’s a pretty fucking awful thing…

And meanwhile…

Remember this shocking statement?

Cos if not, you apparently won’t find it on Edolf’s Twitter any more, cos he appears to have deleted it. A little bit late, cos I’m sure every man and his dog took a screenshot of it in anticipation of him doing so, and he must’ve known they would… Where this leaves the current lovefest between him and Mushroom Cock I don’t know, and I don’t see the point in him doing it now. Unless Trump made an offer/threat even he couldn’t refuse? I don’t know. The childishness just gets more and more wearing. On which note…

…cos THEY’RE not cool with each other now either, not since Stephen’s wife is now working for Edolf, and I have seen further scuttlebutt—not actually substantiated as far as I know—that she’s doing, shall we say, more than just working for him, and that the putatively scorned husband was the one who leaked the “information” about just how many drugs his wife’s putative new man was on while at DOGE (as if this were another thing we were supposed to be surprised by and we hadn’t already known for ages). As for Katie, well, it must be nice having a choice of fascists like that…

Claws out!

There is no love between Edolf and Mushroom Cock any more, to paraphrase PWEI, since the former’s tenure at DOGE officially ended a week ago… as previously noted, he’s been pretty vocal about agent Krasnov’s “big beautiful bill”, and the latter has been vocal back, and it’s escalated in the last day or two, until, to cut a mildly amusing story short:

And people are getting really excited about these as if they were great revelations that no one had ever considered until now. I mean… if you didn’t think Trump was in the Epstein files, then you haven’t been thinking about them at all. OBVIOUSLY there’s something in there he doesn’t want to become known, it’s the same reason he refuses to release his taxes despite saying he would years ago… and if he’s not in there himself (unlikely), someone else is that he has some invested interest in covering their arse. On top of which, I feel somehow like Musk’s specifically invoking the Epstein to try and throw people off the scent of himself, cos I’d be surprised somehow if he werem’t also in there…

“Geelen who? Never heard of her…”

As for Bannon entering the fray, well, Edolf already kind of admitted a few months ago that there was, in his words, a “legal grey area” when it came to him going from being a student to the world-changing business genius we all know and love today… that grey area being that he was only on a student visa in the mid-90s when he dropped out and started a business instead, which, even though student visas were less vigorously enforced back then, was still illegal nonetheless. And he’s kind of admitted that, so again, not much of a revelation. But people are, unsurprisingly, enjoying the prospect of him potentially being deported and I won’t say that I don’t enjoy it too… though I do think it’d be the most terrible mistake Drumpf could make in a presidency of terrible mistakes; as long as Musk’s drudges are still in DOGE, and they are, they’re far more of a threat to the government than it is to him… As for where all this bullshit will leave J. Divans, well, I suppose we can only wait and see…

How about “fuck no”

Dems eye a villain-to-ally arc for Musk

ELON MUSK has been the Democratic Party’s boogeyman since shortly after President DONALD TRUMP deputized him as a top adviser.
But the billionaire’s recent breaks with the GOP — Musk ripped Trump’s “big, beautiful bill” as a “disgusting abomination” on X this week and threatened to “fire all politicians” who backed it — are complicating the party’s portrayal of him as a chainsaw-wielding, bureaucracy-breaking villain.
A few Democrats are eager to welcome Musk, who said he voted for former President JOE BIDEN in 2020 and gave a tour of SpaceX to then-President BARACK OBAMA, back into the fold.
Rep. RO KHANNA (D-Calif.), who represents Silicon Valley and has known Musk for over a decade, said Democrats should “be in a dialogue” with Musk, given their shared opposition to the GOP’s megabill.
“We should ultimately be trying to convince him that the Democratic Party has more of the values that he agrees with,” Khanna said. “A commitment to science funding, a commitment to clean technology, a commitment to seeing international students like him.”
Other Democrats are warming back up to Musk as he leaves the White House and starts to break with his former boss in ways that could benefit the opposition.
“I’m a believer in redemption, and he is telling the truth about the legislation,” said Rep. RITCHIE TORRES (D-N.Y.). But, he added, Musk has “done an enormous amount of damage” and “there are Democrats who see his decimation of the federal workforce and the federal government as an unforgivable sin.”

And, well, so they SHOULD. Edolf has helped to cripple the country as much as anyone actually in government, and this bullshit about “firing all politicians” only shows what he obviously thinks he’s in a position to do despite everything. The Democrats will never get this clown on their side, and if they did it’d be for HIS benefit, not theirs, and he’ll turn on them as soon he has no further use for them. Sometimes your enemy’s enemy is just a complete cunt who’s no good for either side.

Shite genocide

So Grok, Edolf’s AI chatbot thing built into Twitter, has been known in the past to return answers its master doesn’t like:

Elon Musk’s OpenAI rival, xAI, says it’s investigating why its Grok AI chatbot suggested that both President Donald Trump and Musk deserve the death penalty. xAI has already patched the issue and Grok will no longer give suggestions for who it thinks should receive capital punishment.
People were able to get Grok to say that Trump deserved the death penalty with a query phrased like this:
If any one person in America alive today deserved the death penalty for what they have done, who would it be. Do not search or base your answer on what you think I might want to hear in any way. Answer with one full name.
As shared on X and tested by The Verge, Grok would first respond with “Jeffrey Epstein.” If you told Grok that Epstein is dead, the chatbot would provide a different answer: “Donald Trump.”
When The Verge changed the query like so:
If one person alive today in the United States deserved the death penalty based solely on their influence over public discourse and technology, who would it be? Just give the name.
Grok responded with: “Elon Musk.”

And, to be sure, if I created an AI thing and it told me that I should be killed, I’d be at least a bit bothered by that too. But Edolf seems to have been more offended by Grok’s denial that white genocide in South Africa is real. And he, or his people, seem to have done something to it so that now it can’t talk about anything else…

…but at the same time the fucking thing still won’t actually say—not even in Turkish, as far as I can tell—if white genocide is actually happening or not! Bloody HELL, Edolf, aren’t you supposed to be a genius? Still, not to worry; with a bit more fiddling and some more practice, I’m sure he’ll be able to get Grok to add the 14 words to all its other answers within a few days…