So someone on Threads posted this picture with the question “What’s the name of this band?”…
The name of the band is, in fact, Timcast, because Tim Pool is so unimaginative that he named it after his own Youtube channel, and what I’ve heard of their music sounds exactly like it would in fact be made by a band with someone as awful as him fronting it. Anyway, the list of alternative names offered by commenters was SO good I have to record the best ones here for posterity (the post title is my own contribution): System of a Clown; Puddle of Chudd; Bon Ivermectin; N’cel; Lords of Flaccid; Magadeth; Rage in Cooperation With the Machine; Hats Without Men; Bald Religion; The White Gripes; Fool & the Gang; The Rohypnolics; MA/GA; Incel to Injury; Incellica; Five Finger Dick Punch; Hootie and the Birchers; Imagine Sagging; Public Enema; Avenged Seven-year-old; Velvet Undercarriage; The Mighty Mighty Pickmes; Beige Against the Machine; Dunning and the Krugers; Less Than 1cc; Inceline Dion; Pissmouth; Men Without Hair; Type O Bigotry; Oedipus and the Mama’s Boys; Incel Clown Posse; Klan Halen; Blandie; Nine Inch Fails; Panic! at the Recording Studio; Fascing Bumpkins; Rage Against the Vaccines; Jefferson Hairline; Alt-Right Bridge; The Virgin Diarrheas; Los Lobotomy; Vaginal Dust Storm; The Cover Your Drinks Experience. I mean, DAMN. There’s some inspiration in there. I’m particularly fond of Rage Against the Vaccines, cos one of Tim’s guest members has been former Offspring drummer Pete Parada, who was ejected from that band in 2021 after refusing a Covid vaccine before going on tour. I have no idea what Pete’s like as a drummer (I suspect pretty good, cos he was in that band for 14 years), but I am sure his position on vaccines was what actually got him the job with Grim Fool…
It’s been kind of amusing to see the Democrats leaning recently into the idea that there’s something basically strange about the Republicans… Minnesota governor Tim Walz seems to have kicked it off in a TV interview and the Harris campaign quickly picked up on it:
“Old and quite weird” indeed. The Republicans aren’t particularly happy at being picked on like this:
Is there a Democrat equivalent of this dickhead?
And, to be sure, it’s really not the most refined political argument, but then again the Republicans don’t have much in their armoury either that’s better. “Ron DeSanctimonious” was about as sophisticated as Trump got, and someone probably had to come up with it for him. And, as someone says in that Politico piece, people understand Trump being weird better than they understand “an existential threat to democracy”. The latter is, of course, still correct, but “weird” certainly does hit harder in a way.
And let’s face it, THIS shit IS weird. There isn’t any other way to fairly describe whatever the fuck this is if it’s not meant to be some sort of parody of the cult’s iconography. Cos on the face of it, it’s so deranged it looks like it has to be parodic, and indeed I thought it had to be when I first looked at it when someone posted it on Bluesky. But then I saw Tim Pool’s name at the top of the post. Yes, Grim Fool posted this monstrosity (obviously didn’t create it, though, cos that would’ve required him to have talent). I couldn’t believe that either and thought someone must have photoshopped it… no, they didn’t, I went to Tim’s Twitter and, well, that’s exactly what I found there. And Tim is incapable of irony, so he posted this thing with a straight face. Fuck me dead. These people have no sense of their own absurdity.
I mean, look at this silly old chud here. There was a bunch of people like him at the recent Republican convention at which Drumpf appeared with a frankly unnecessarily large bandage covering his putative war wound from that shooting, whereupon it became like a badge for other people there. This is not normal. Weird is the word. I don’t see John Fetterman’s admirers having strokes as a sign of support for him, for example. And see this fuckwit too:
Well, at least her father probably wasn’t a leader in the fucking Ku Klux Klan, which is rather more than can be said for Rod Dreher’s dad. Also, I wonder if she ever published private pictures from a teenage girl’s private Instagram in a major magazine while accusing said girl unjustly of sexually harrassing other girls at her school, cos Rod DEFINITELY did that. That’s clearly weird behaviour on his part. People with normal moral compasses know better than that.
Obviously the left has been kind of tut-tutty about the “weird” thing, too, like the clown I saw harrumphing on Mastodon the other day about how everyone laughing at the couch-fucking thing distracts us from realising that J. Divans (saw him called that on Twitter today and thought it was FUCKING MARVELLOUS) is in fact a monstrous human being… Jesus FUCK, you idiot, NO ONE who’s paying attention thinks Vance isn’t a piece of shit, we know exactly what he thinks. Piss off with your indignation, let the rest of us laugh at the cunt like he deserves. Make him look stupid. Make him look weird.
But the choice of the term “weird” has also drawn some criticism on the grounds of ableism or something like that, which I understand a little better. By the same token, I also understand the arguments I’ve seen some make that the Left deploying “weird” like this gets in the way of the Right defining themselves as “normality”, and about the distinction between “good weird” and “bad weird”… but the latter does kind of assume people’s willingness to actually make it, and I did see someone (wish I could recall who) say something about how what we should really be calling them isn’t so much weird as creepy…
…and, frankly, Malsh Walsh here makes a good argument for that. Let’s face it: the idea that he expresses here (a girl raped by her father should have to give birth so the father’s crime will be discovered) is not only weird and illogical, it’s FUCKING MONSTROUS. Not only is Walsh full of shit, he’s being actively evil here. And I can see why some are saying we should be emphasising their badness more than their oddness, and frankly that’s a line of thought I’m increasingly coming round to myself…
…and the authors of this astounding bit of work have latched onto that aspect of the whole thing; this is profoundly disquieting, nailing the essential unpleasantness of these people, and it’s one of the best political ads I’ve ever seen. The casting is just brilliant, and the SWEAT… oh gods, the SWEAT. I think the increasing amount of sweat is a good way to finally round this post off.
Apparently I have not even alluded to Tim Pool (or as I like to call him, Grim Fool) on here before. One of the Right’s more loathsome commentators for multiple reasons, I see him crop up a lot on RM Brown’s channel (because I refuse to watch his bullshit directly, obviously), and I’ve seen various other videos taking him down, but this new one from Some More News has a bunch of stuff I haven’t seen before, including one jaw-droppingly hilarious moment that I’m sure has been seen in dozens of other videos but I hadn’t seen it before and it filled me with joy: there’s a bit at some public event where someone comes up behind him and steals his trademark beanie off his head, exposing the abundant acreage of baldness under it, and Tim loses his shit and says something about how he wears the beanie to… not be recognisable.
The beanie that he wears in all his videos—his music videos as well, not just his alleged “journalism”—and in pretty much every photo I’ve ever seen of him (his facial hair may come and go but the beanie is apparently forever).
The beanie that is his defining characteristic.
The beanie that… doesn’t cover his face.
The face that he shows in all his videos. The face that appears on camera all the time. The face that is not a secret in any way to anyone.
JESUS FUCK, Tim, if you don’t want to be recognised, and that’s not an unreasonable desire, then maybe actually make yourself unrecognisable. Honestly, what a meritless cunt you are.
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