Apparently I have not even alluded to Tim Pool (or as I like to call him, Grim Fool) on here before. One of the Right’s more loathsome commentators for multiple reasons, I see him crop up a lot on RM Brown’s channel (because I refuse to watch his bullshit directly, obviously), and I’ve seen various other videos taking him down, but this new one from Some More News has a bunch of stuff I haven’t seen before, including one jaw-droppingly hilarious moment that I’m sure has been seen in dozens of other videos but I hadn’t seen it before and it filled me with joy: there’s a bit at some public event where someone comes up behind him and steals his trademark beanie off his head, exposing the abundant acreage of baldness under it, and Tim loses his shit and says something about how he wears the beanie to… not be recognisable.
The beanie that he wears in all his videos—his music videos as well, not just his alleged “journalism”—and in pretty much every photo I’ve ever seen of him (his facial hair may come and go but the beanie is apparently forever).
The beanie that is his defining characteristic.
The beanie that… doesn’t cover his face.
The face that he shows in all his videos. The face that appears on camera all the time. The face that is not a secret in any way to anyone.
JESUS FUCK, Tim, if you don’t want to be recognised, and that’s not an unreasonable desire, then maybe actually make yourself unrecognisable. Honestly, what a meritless cunt you are.
