Tag: Andrew Tate

There was, however, one thing even better than Jake Paul getting his jaw handed to him in the world of boxing this week, and that came a few hours later…

…when this cunt got thumped in the ring by a guy who barely even counts as a boxer. So much for Andrew Taint’s great boxing debut; I know he was a kickboxer for some years, but I gather that’s still a different discipline from the little I know… and I gather, too, he didn’t exactly fight giants of the sport when he was involved in it, but, to be fair, he did do it professionally. I don’t believe Chase Demoor does, and I gather he’s best known as an influencer from some reality TV show. He is a “heavyweight champion”, but only in the rather small competition in which he fights, Misfits Boxing, which was founded a few years ago by Youtube character KSI, who, amusingly, also kicked off Jake Paul’s boxing “career”… and also Tate apparently has some stake in it as well but there seems to be some debate as to quite what that is.

Anyway, nearly ten years after retiring from kickboxing and five years since he last fought at all, Taint seemed to think he should make a sporting comeback, and seemed to think Demoor would be an easy hit… alas, though he apparently did start well, the whole thing became a mismatch like the Paul/Joshua fight, and the older guy who frankly hasn’t lived a lifestyle conducive to maintaining sporting prowess over years of inactivity lost comprehensively to the guy who apparently isn’t even that good but still not as shit as the other guy was… and Demoor humbled Tate enough that even he had to acknowledge how shit he was. The latter’s goons on Twitter and wherever else are still trying to spin it as some sort of “hey, at least he tried” moral victory, but I think he’s actually been genuinely rattled by this; he had to rely on himself for once and he found himself wanting. No word yet on what Greta Thunberg thinks about the debacle, but I feel celebratory pizza might be involved…

Oh dear. There’s been quite some mirth on Twatter about this… unflattering image of Andrew Taint. I mean, goddamn, if you reduce me to my underwear I’m not exactly the biggest picture of manhood either, but I’m also not making a career out of how much of a Manly Man I am in the way Andy is, that’s his entire schtick… and, if this picture is accurate, it looks like he’s been, shall we say, compensating all along. However, some people seem to think there’s even less than meets the eye:

Good fucking grief.

Conspiracy theorists have set their sights on far-right influencer Andrew Tate, accusing him of being transgender.
In a post to Facebook on Tuesday, a user named Rob Anderson shared a close-up photo of Tate wearing what appears to be men’s swimwear before suggesting that no male genitalia were present.
In further remarks, Anderson suggested that anyone who receives any notoriety or attention, like Tate, must be part of a global conspiracy to control the public. […]
When asked by another commenter why Tate was secretly transgender, Anderson claimed that it was all part of an effort to mock God.
“short answer to blaspheme the Father we are made in his image so they reverse and pervert it bc we are made in his image,” he said.
Numerous others argued that Tate’s “V-shaped clavicles” were also proof that he was born female.
Some even went as far as to claim that Tate looked similar to Anton LaVey, the founder of the Church of Satan and the religion of Satanism, and therefore must be related.

I suppose my passing resemblance to Heinrich Himmler (if I shave all my hair off and cut my beard back and you look at me from a certain angle) makes me a Nazi by that logic. Fucking transvestigators, man. Some of the most deeply mentally ill people out there right now. And, bizarrely enough, this is also the second time I’ve run up against this Rob Anderson fuckwit in the last few days, but I’ll have more to say on that front in another post. For now, though, I kind of feel like casting aspersions on the size of Tate’s todger rather than declaring he never had one in the first place is more likely to hurt him…

To the best of my knowledge, Andrew Tate is under (but pushing) 40 and has fewer than 5 children (like… none). Which makes this an awfully odd thing for him to have posted on Twatter:

I mean, Taint posts lots of odd stuff but even by his standards this is… look, all those “fellas, is it gay to [do not particularly gay thing]” jokes have just been rendered pointless; Taint just said with a perfectly straight face that men having sex with women just for the fun of it is gay. What, then, is he saying about himself here, cos as far as I’m aware he has no “genetic legacy” of his own? Is he implying he’s gay? At best it looks like he’s saying he’s asexual or has no real interest in sex per se, which is obviously perfectly fine, although it does make me question the sincerity of some of his song lyrics (yeah, he had a “music career” at one point too); otherwise you could certainly read this as him saying he’s gay, which is also obviously perfectly fine but would seem… ironic, shall we say, given what a fan of the LGBTQ&c he isn’t. This also wouldn’t be new speculation either, since a few people have pondered that question already. Whatever the case, those of us with sense have always known that Taint always sounds like a right dickhead, even though he clearly has no idea himself; this time, his lack of self-awareness has outdone itself…

Twitter was melting down last night, or at least certain parts of it were, at the news that Andrew Tate had been arrested in Romania again… and we now know it was one of his own supporters that inadvertently dobbed him in. This is fucking HILARIOUS.

According to a legal representative for McCue Law, the firm representing four British women accusing Tate of rape and sexual assault, U.K. judicial authorities issued a warrant for their arrests and extradition on sexual abuse charges after “we were informed by one of our contacts that an associate of Tate (Adin Ross) had discussed Tate’s intention to flee during a video on the gaming and livestreaming platform Kick.”
In the clip viewed by Rolling Stone, Ross appears to be reading direct messages from Tate. “Andrew had hit me up. He said, ‘Hey, I’m gonna be leaving Romania soon and probably never coming back. If you want to come over and do a week of long streams and content before I leave, I think it’ll be big. And it’s never’ — I’m sorry, he said, ‘It’s basically now or never,’” he read.
Ross goes on to ask fans on his stream whether they would be interested in seeing content featuring him and Tate, saying, “Again, guys, it might be the last time we ever do this. So it’s kinda like, we gotta take advantage of it now. Because hey, it’s basically, it’s basically like that.”

Adin Ross is a piece of shit whose primary claim to “fame” is being banned from streaming on Twitch so many times they finally permanently blocked him, and being a simp for Taint. Honestly, I accuse myself of having no ambition sometimes, but at least I’ve never aspired to be that. I’d actually rather be me (and being me is not a barrel of laughs, I must say) than this substandard Taint wannabe… To make the whole thing funnier, Ross has basically admitted “whoops, yeah, I kind of did that, didn’t I”:

…Which is only slightly less stupid than exposing Tate’s plan to flee Romania, which in turn wasn’t as stupid as Tate admitting it in the first place. Let’s face it, Ross was a fucking idiot but his idol didn’t exactly display the greatest sense either…