After the “news” about Andrew Taint’s jail neighbour being a cannibal came out, it was only a matter of time…
…And let’s face it, much as I deplore AI “art”, there are times—usually when it’s being used for comedy purposes—when you kind of have to respect whoever came up with the idea. Very few times, to be sure (here’s another instance), but when it does happen, well, I raise my Chianti to this one.
Apparently posting on Twitter isn’t contact with the outside world or something. “I’m being silenced!” the man said on the Internet to 637,000 people… How does this cunt even have Twitter access anyway if he is in special handling? Supposedly that’s for people that are So Fucking Hardcore that normal maximum security isn’t enough, so Taint shouldn’t even be able to post this nonsense. Surely he’s not just bullshitting us, is he? He would never do that… mind you, I kind of hope the last detail is true and that they become acquainted. Briefly, of course.
Social media influencers Andrew and Tristan Tate arrested in Miami
Influencer brothers Andrew and Tristan Tate have been arrested by federal authorities in the United States after British authorities announced they were bringing further charges against them.
The brothers were taken into custody in Miami by the US Marshals Service on a sealed warrant, agency spokesperson Brady McCarron told The Associated Press.
Video shared by TMZ appears to show the brothers being walked in handcuffs to vehicles by authorities outside an event venue in Miami, where Andrew Tate, 39, was reportedly due to co-host a bare-knuckle boxing event.
British prosecutors said they were seeking extradition of the Tate brothers from the US on rape and sex trafficking charges.
“We have decided to prosecute Andrew and Tristan Tate for further offences including rape, arranging or facilitating trafficking for sexual exploitation and offences relating to indecent images of a child,” said Malcolm McHaffie, head of the Special Crime Division at the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS).
“These charging decisions followed receipt of a further file of evidence from Bedfordshire Police and bring the total number of alleged victims in this case to seven.” […]
A lawyer representing the brothers called their arrest “a political hit” and linked it to a defamation case brought by the Tate brothers in the US.
“The world knows Andrew and Tristan Tate are innocent. Their enemies know it best of all,” Joseph McBride said in a statement.
“We are confident that once a competent judge sees the facts, and once the Department of Justice confronts this egregious abuse of its own authority, Andrew and Tristan Tate will walk free. America does not do Britain’s political dirty work.”
Actually the surprising thing here is that they’ve actually been arrested in the US, a country which has, quite frankly, let the Taints come and go freely in the past even when the UK were after him. I’m genuinely kind of amazed that US Marshals actually did nab them this time. Maybe a child apparently being involved tipped the scale or something, I don’t know. And obviously I don’t know if these charges are, you know, accurate or not, but… am I surprised by the idea that Emory Jr would descend that far? Not as much as I wish.
Some people, though, have apparently been less interested in Andrew’s putative noncery than in what he was wearing when he was nabbed:
From the TMZ photo gallery. Obviously it’s hardly the most important aspect of the story, but I can see why some people have found it an interesting ensemble…
There was, however, one thing even better than Jake Paul getting his jaw handed to him in the world of boxing this week, and that came a few hours later…
…when this cunt got thumped in the ring by a guy who barely even counts as a boxer. So much for Andrew Taint’s great boxing debut; I know he was a kickboxer for some years, but I gather that’s still a different discipline from the little I know… and I gather, too, he didn’t exactly fight giants of the sport when he was involved in it, but, to be fair, he did do it professionally. I don’t believe Chase Demoor does, and I gather he’s best known as an influencer from some reality TV show. He is a “heavyweight champion”, but only in the rather small competition in which he fights, Misfits Boxing, which was founded a few years ago by Youtube character KSI, who, amusingly, also kicked off Jake Paul’s boxing “career”… and also Tate apparently has some stake in it as well but there seems to be some debate as to quite what that is.
Anyway, nearly ten years after retiring from kickboxing and five years since he last fought at all, Taint seemed to think he should make a sporting comeback, and seemed to think Demoor would be an easy hit… alas, though he apparently did start well, the whole thing became a mismatch like the Paul/Joshua fight, and the older guy who frankly hasn’t lived a lifestyle conducive to maintaining sporting prowess over years of inactivity lost comprehensively to the guy who apparently isn’t even that good but still not as shit as the other guy was… and Demoor humbled Tate enough that even he had to acknowledge how shit he was. The latter’s goons on Twitter and wherever else are still trying to spin it as some sort of “hey, at least he tried” moral victory, but I think he’s actually been genuinely rattled by this; he had to rely on himself for once and he found himself wanting. No word yet on what Greta Thunberg thinks about the debacle, but I feel celebratory pizza might be involved…
Oh dear. There’s been quite some mirth on Twatter about this… unflattering image of Andrew Taint. I mean, goddamn, if you reduce me to my underwear I’m not exactly the biggest picture of manhood either, but I’m also not making a career out of how much of a Manly Man I am in the way Andy is, that’s his entire schtick… and, if this picture is accurate, it looks like he’s been, shall we say, compensating all along. However, some people seem to think there’s even less than meets the eye:
Good fucking grief.
Conspiracy theorists have set their sights on far-right influencer Andrew Tate, accusing him of being transgender.
In a post to Facebook on Tuesday, a user named Rob Anderson shared a close-up photo of Tate wearing what appears to be men’s swimwear before suggesting that no male genitalia were present.
In further remarks, Anderson suggested that anyone who receives any notoriety or attention, like Tate, must be part of a global conspiracy to control the public. […]
When asked by another commenter why Tate was secretly transgender, Anderson claimed that it was all part of an effort to mock God.
“short answer to blaspheme the Father we are made in his image so they reverse and pervert it bc we are made in his image,” he said.
Numerous others argued that Tate’s “V-shaped clavicles” were also proof that he was born female.
Some even went as far as to claim that Tate looked similar to Anton LaVey, the founder of the Church of Satan and the religion of Satanism, and therefore must be related.
I suppose my passing resemblance to Heinrich Himmler (if I shave all my hair off and cut my beard back and you look at me from a certain angle) makes me a Nazi by that logic. Fucking transvestigators, man. Some of the most deeply mentally ill people out there right now. And, bizarrely enough, this is also the second time I’ve run up against this Rob Anderson fuckwit in the last few days, but I’ll have more to say on that front in another post. For now, though, I kind of feel like casting aspersions on the size of Tate’s todger rather than declaring he never had one in the first place is more likely to hurt him…
I think it’s fair to describe this as one of Aamon’s weirdest yet. I don’t think he quite makes Hasan Piker as terrifying as he did Sam Seder, but he more than makes up with what he does to Tate.
To the best of my knowledge, Andrew Tate is under (but pushing) 40 and has fewer than 5 children (like… none). Which makes this an awfully odd thing for him to have posted on Twatter:
I mean, Taint posts lots of odd stuff but even by his standards this is… look, all those “fellas, is it gay to [do not particularly gay thing]” jokes have just been rendered pointless; Taint just said with a perfectly straight face that men having sex with women just for the fun of it is gay. What, then, is he saying about himself here, cos as far as I’m aware he has no “genetic legacy” of his own? Is he implying he’s gay? At best it looks like he’s saying he’s asexual or has no real interest in sex per se, which is obviously perfectly fine, although it does make me question the sincerity of some of his song lyrics (yeah, he had a “music career” at one point too); otherwise you could certainly read this as him saying he’s gay, which is also obviously perfectly fine but would seem… ironic, shall we say, given what a fan of the LGBTQ&c he isn’t. This also wouldn’t be new speculation either, since a few people have pondered that question already. Whatever the case, those of us with sense have always known that Taint always sounds like a right dickhead, even though he clearly has no idea himself; this time, his lack of self-awareness has outdone itself…
Twitter was melting down last night, or at least certain parts of it were, at the news that Andrew Tate had been arrested in Romania again… and we now know it was one of his own supporters that inadvertently dobbed him in. This is fucking HILARIOUS.
According to a legal representative for McCue Law, the firm representing four British women accusing Tate of rape and sexual assault, U.K. judicial authorities issued a warrant for their arrests and extradition on sexual abuse charges after “we were informed by one of our contacts that an associate of Tate (Adin Ross) had discussed Tate’s intention to flee during a video on the gaming and livestreaming platform Kick.”
In the clip viewed by Rolling Stone, Ross appears to be reading direct messages from Tate. “Andrew had hit me up. He said, ‘Hey, I’m gonna be leaving Romania soon and probably never coming back. If you want to come over and do a week of long streams and content before I leave, I think it’ll be big. And it’s never’ — I’m sorry, he said, ‘It’s basically now or never,’” he read.
Ross goes on to ask fans on his stream whether they would be interested in seeing content featuring him and Tate, saying, “Again, guys, it might be the last time we ever do this. So it’s kinda like, we gotta take advantage of it now. Because hey, it’s basically, it’s basically like that.”
Adin Ross is a piece of shit whose primary claim to “fame” is being banned from streaming on Twitch so many times they finally permanently blocked him, and being a simp for Taint. Honestly, I accuse myself of having no ambition sometimes, but at least I’ve never aspired to be that. I’d actually rather be me (and being me is not a barrel of laughs, I must say) than this substandard Taint wannabe… To make the whole thing funnier, Ross has basically admitted “whoops, yeah, I kind of did that, didn’t I”:
…Which is only slightly less stupid than exposing Tate’s plan to flee Romania, which in turn wasn’t as stupid as Tate admitting it in the first place. Let’s face it, Ross was a fucking idiot but his idol didn’t exactly display the greatest sense either…
All I have to say about the current bullshit in Israel is that I am opposed to civilians, especially children, being used as military targets. By anyone.
Others have offered more finely detailed and nuanced takes on that abysmal situation:
And Ben Shapiro offered an equally subtle comment, which earned a… surprising response:
I mean… I would absolutely expect someone to call out the hateful little shit on this matter, but I would not have expected ANDREW TATE to be that person. And yet there he was… he was also pretty snippy towards Peterson as well, although I gather that’s actually part of an existing enmity between them; the two have apparently been mutual non-fans for a while even though they do both share the professional misogyny thing (though I think Jordibles just lost his inexplicable Islamic fanbase while Taint retains his). I just find it a bit perplexing, cos I wouldn’t have picked him as anti-war for some reason, but I’ve been wrong about things before… I just hope he’s not singling out Shapiro cos the latter is the Pope of the Jews and Taint is a good (?) Muslim boy, but somehow I think he’s actually not doing that… and I do think the point he makes about the likes of Shapiro and Jurr Durr being hawkish from the comfort of a safe distance is not exactly wrong as such. I’m just confused by the whole thing. It’s that meme in real life.
In news that should surprise no one, Andrew Tate and his beard… er, brother got charged with human trafficking and rape yesterday. I mean, it shouldn’t surprise anyone, but looking at the Twitter coverage last night, I found at least a few who professed to be amazed by the development. I know the Internet is overflowing with stupidity but that was kind of mind-blowing…
We Hunted the Mammoth have an interesting collection of people standing up for the brothers (though apparently the two other guys who’ve been charged with them can get fucked, cos no one seems to be talking about them), including such thoroughly upstanding characters as white supremacist, recipient of funding from Jeffrey Epstein and sex pest J.-F. Gariépy, cos when you’re facing trial for doing bad sexual things THAT’s the sort of person you want on your side…
…But the WHtM posted also includes some decidedly less supportive comments, of which I thought the above was chef’s kiss stuff. It is, of course, impossible for anyone with any sense to feel sympathy for this stupid cunt; after all, he made such a point of saying when he moved to Romania that he did so because “corruption is accessible for everybody” and he would be less likely to be charged with sexual offences there. And, well, look where that boasting’s got him…
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