Self-own of the century?

To the best of my knowledge, Andrew Tate is under (but pushing) 40 and has fewer than 5 children (like… none). Which makes this an awfully odd thing for him to have posted on Twatter:

I mean, Taint posts lots of odd stuff but even by his standards this is… look, all those “fellas, is it gay to [do not particularly thing]” jokes have just been rendered pointless; Taint just said with a perfectly straight face that men having sex with women just for the fun of it is gay. What, then, is he saying about himself here, cos as far as I’m aware he has no “genetic legacy” of his own? Is he implying he’s gay? At best it looks like he’s saying he’s asexual or has no real interest in sex per se, which is obviously perfectly fine, although it does make me question the sincerity of some of his song lyrics (yeah, he had a “music career” at one point too); otherwise you could certainly read this as him saying he’s gay, which is also obviously perfectly fine but would seem… ironic, shall we say, given what a fan of the LGBTQ&c he isn’t. This also wouldn’t be new speculation either, since a few people have pondered that question already. Whatever the case, those of us with sense have always known that Taint always sounds like a right dickhead, even though he clearly has no idea himself; this time, his lack of self-awareness has outdone itself…

Author: James R.

The idiot who owns and runs this site. He does not actually look like Jon Pertwee.

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