Bollocks to that

Oh dear. There’s been quite some mirth on Twatter about this… unflattering image of Andrew Taint. I mean, goddamn, if you reduce me to my underwear I’m not exactly the biggest picture of manhood either, but I’m also not making a career out of how much of a Manly Man I am in the way Andy is, that’s his entire schtick… and, if this picture is accurate, it looks like he’s been, shall we say, compensating all along. However, some people seem to think there’s even less than meets the eye:

Good fucking grief.

Conspiracy theorists have set their sights on far-right influencer Andrew Tate, accusing him of being transgender.
In a post to Facebook on Tuesday, a user named Rob Anderson shared a close-up photo of Tate wearing what appears to be men’s swimwear before suggesting that no male genitalia were present.
In further remarks, Anderson suggested that anyone who receives any notoriety or attention, like Tate, must be part of a global conspiracy to control the public. […]
When asked by another commenter why Tate was secretly transgender, Anderson claimed that it was all part of an effort to mock God.
“short answer to blaspheme the Father we are made in his image so they reverse and pervert it bc we are made in his image,” he said.
Numerous others argued that Tate’s “V-shaped clavicles” were also proof that he was born female.
Some even went as far as to claim that Tate looked similar to Anton LaVey, the founder of the Church of Satan and the religion of Satanism, and therefore must be related.

I suppose my passing resemblance to Heinrich Himmler (if I shave all my hair off and cut my beard back and you look at me from a certain angle) makes me a Nazi by that logic. Fucking transvestigators, man. Some of the most deeply mentally ill people out there right now. And, bizarrely enough, this is also the second time I’ve run up against this Rob Anderson fuckwit in the last few days, but I’ll have more to say on that front in another post. For now, though, I kind of feel like casting aspersions on the size of Tate’s todger rather than declaring he never had one in the first place is more likely to hurt him…