That makes so much more sense now…

So Alex Jones posted… this earlier:

…Which caused obvious mirth but equally obvious confusion. His later explanation only muddied the waters:

I don’t think anyone misunderstood it, though, more that we didn’t understand it at all. I’m not sure there was anything TO understand, never mind misunderstand, beyond it being an undeniably amusing shitpost. The explanation clarifies nothing, and by doing it as text it kind of misses the comedic grandeur that would’ve come from him shouting it as a camera. And this is Alex Jones we’re dealing with and he has a history of saying nonsensical bullshit, but this was baffling even for him…