That’s not how it works, Alvin

I am childfree, largely because frankly no one has ever offered to be the mother of my offspring anyway, but also because I don’t want to pass on my ho-hum genetics and, to be honest, because I’m a selfish prick who doesn’t want to be bothered unnecessarily, which children would do to me. I am not prepared to take the risk that I might not pass on said ho-hum genetics, nor that I would suddenly love my putative kids more than my own life or anything like that; it’d be unfair on me, on their mother, and on them.

That said…

…I think I still wouldn’t be THIS bad. I mean, I’m sure this was probably meant as a joke, but with AI techbros (of which Alvin is one) you can never quite tell. Lest we forget this banger. Sam Altmas meant that seriously and I wouldn’t be surprised if Alvin wasn’t entirely joking either…

Author: James R.

The idiot who owns and runs this site. He does not actually look like Jon Pertwee.