Be careful what you wish for

Were I a Twitter employee, the temptation to write a one-liner rather than a one-pager that simply read “I repeatedly overcame the understandable urge to kill you” would be too hard to resist.

Needless to say I wouldn’t be a Twitter employee much longer if I did that.

Worth it, though.

Author: James R.

The idiot who owns and runs this site. He does not actually look like Jon Pertwee.