Tag: Andrew Tate

Tate in a blender

Further to that Andrew Tate thing from the other day:

Ouch. I only dimly remember Eve 6 being a thing back in the 90s, part of the post-grunge morass of bands I couldn’t tell apart, and I’m damned if I can remember what any of their music sounds like (I haven’t looked them up on Youtube or anything), and I gather this joke was even funnier to people who recognised it as actually paraphrasing a Third Eye Blind song… but I have discovered that their bassist, Max Collins, has carved out a bit of a side career doing this sort of thing on the band’s Twitter account. Seems to have a fairly solid sense of irony about himself:

Pretty solid lefty too, by the look of things:

I rather like the cut of his jib. I don’t actually want to follow new people on Twitter any more, but I may need to make an exception here…

Losing the plot along with your hair

Andrew Tate is conceivably one of the worst people currently living, and I for one find nothing tragic about his downfall except insofar as he was as successful as he was until then and he’s accrued quite a cult in the process. (I mean, this is the guy who said quite openly that one of the main reasons for his move to Romania was because of the corruption there… shame it doesn’t appear to be working for him any more, eh.) I see no reason to waste any sadness on him, even if the recent claim he has lung cancer is indeed true; I mean, I don’t actively wish cancer upon him or anything like that, but my sympathy remains limited even so.

Anyway, despite being in jail Taint still appears to have no problem getting Internet access, cos stuff keeps popping up on his Twitter account; I presume he has a cultist on the outside posting on his behalf, but I also remember the claim being made that he wasn’t permitted visitors so I don’t know how he’s getting the word out… Either way, whoever’s doing it, him or his “street team” should probably reconsider doing it; he was already roundly mocked a few days ago for a ludicrous tweet about being visited by a ghost in his jail cell and sending it to Hell, and, well, he went above and beyond that today:

My brother in Allah, THIS is your head of hair right now:

That’s Taint in the middle, snapped a few days ago while him and his brother Tristan (on the right) were on their way to court again where their latest request for the Romanian legal system to do what they want rather than, you know, carry out the law was denied. Whatever else you can say about his hair, that is not even remotely a full head of it. That’s a thinning thatch at best, and it’s no wonder he normally opts for the full shave instead (although I think the beard works for him and makes him look less like the shitty Anton LaVey clone he normally resembles). People on Twitter are justly mocking him for this as much they did the ghost silliness.

Incidentally, this is a podcast clip from something called “Jet Talk With Tate” that Taint apparently posted last June:

So if “females” don’t care about men’s hair, why does he care so much about his? Especially since, according to Romanian news, he was demanding a hairdresser in prison? Andrew Taint a hypocrite as well as a malignant narcissist? Surely not…

When did you even start?

One thing I hate about Youtube is these fucking bot-produced “motivation” channels that it keeps recommending to me. I had to kind of laugh at this one, called WAKE UP, capitals used advisedly, cos it recommended me a video about Jordan B. Peterson (as an awful lot of these channels do, which is a large part of why I hate them) called “Stop Being the Nice Guy”. Which is, clearly, something I don’t think Jurr Durr ever started being in the first place…

Anyway, went to see what other nuggets of “wisdom” this channel had and, well, I found the above three “Stop Being the Nice Guy” videos in a row, two by Peterson and there’s a THIRD by him further down the page. The third one in the row above is, of course, by Andrew Tate, whose cult is even more obnoxious that Peterson’s and who seems to be the other main source of videos for the channel. Like Peterson, I don’t think that being a “nice guy” (even in the Elliot Rodger “I’m the perfect gentleman!” way) is something Emory has ever suffered from… This appears to be the channel’s earliest video and it comes from him:

“Time to up wake”? And this is a more recent one:

Yeah. That seems more like him. Parenthetically, there was yet another “Stop Being the Nice Guy” video featuring Tate immediately after this one. But I suppose “WAKE UP” works better as a Youtube channel name than “BE A CUNT”, even though the latter appears to be the message it really wants to convey…