No nudity this time, but there is a photo of Yes in which Chris Squire is actually reasonably dressed for 1974 (Patrick Moraz may be another matter, though)…
Month: October 2025
No kings, no things

A handcuffed inflatable penis being worn by a woman, no less! This was part of the America-wide “No Kings” protest-fest, apparently this scene took place in Alabama, where it took three big burly men to subdue one middle-aged woman in a penis costume… incidentally, I initially wrote that as “seduce” befoe realising that was completely the wrong word… But what a defining image of the Mushroom Cock regime this should be.
The Boogie Man Will Get You (1942)
Finishing off the Karloff at Columbia set, therefore, with the satyr play after the serious business, to use a thoroughly overblown analogy… having made a string of straight SF/horrors, Karloff’s next film nearly two years later (during which time he was treading the boards in the original Arsenic and Old Lace) was a kind of parody of those films; with it being wartime by now, Karloff’s working on a race of supermen with which to fight the Nazis, and doing it from the basement of an 18th century tavern in the process of being sold and restored. Peter Lorre is the town sheriff (and everything else) investigating Karloff’s activities, but soon decides to get involved himself. But is murder afoot? Well, the ghost of a fictional character seems to be… This is thoroughly delightful stuff, possibly the most purely fun thing in this whole set, and probably a lot better than it had any right to be. The real star of the show, of course, is Lorre’s crime-detecting kitten, though obviously both Karloff and Lorre are having the time of their lives; notably, this film has probably the best nice young romantic couple of the series (the others mostly having been comparatively minor), being (Miss) Jeff Donnell and Larry Parks (speaking yet again of blacklist victims), the former as the new owner of the old inn and the latter as her ex-husband who gets suckered into assisting with her perhaps mad scheme to make the old tavern new and viable again. And former boxer Max Rosenbloom plays the sort of charming thickhead I gather he specialised in playing after boxing ended for him, as the powder puff salesman who gets involved with Karloff and Lorre for the apparent hell of it. The reminders that the US had finally deigned to join in a certain war are laid on a bit thick, and you can definitely accuse the plotting of being a bit loose, but there’s just something winning about the whole thing. Enjoyed this greatly.
The Devil Commands (1941)
This one immediately feels different to the three others we’ve seen so far; for one thing, it’s directed not by Nick Grinde but by Edward Dmytryk, for whom this was an early directorial effort before the Hollywood Ten unpleasantness and his subsequent ratting to HUAC… Also there’s a scene-setting narration that you don’t get in the others, and this one’s adapted from a novel by William Sloane, The Edge of Running Water; this is a book for which I actually have some fondness, and it has, perhaps inevitably, been somewhat bastardised for Hollywood B-movie purposes. And the other difference is that Karloff may not be entirely in charge of the mad science going on here… Dr. Blair is working on gear that will not only record people’s brainwaves, but it turns out it might just be able to communicate with the dead. He attracts the interest and cooperation of a fake spiritualist, played by Anne Revere (talking of the blacklist), who’s kind of the titular devil cos she gets even more interested in the power possibilities of this equipment and really drives Blair to work on it. The problem is, well, talking to the dead somehow requires actually dead people to drive the equipment, and that eventually draws outside attention… I don’t think this is quite as good as Everson says in his book (nor quite as visually threadbare as his pissing and moaning about Dmytryk overusing darkness and shadows might make you think), but it certainly is a good one; great basic idea, amazing pseudoscience (the scene where the housekeeper breaks into the lab and inadvertently sets the equipment off is a damned good one), Karloff is obviously fine and Revere is probably the best secondary performer in this whole series. Plus I think it’s quite bold to actually leave the end a little obscure, rather than explicitly rationalise what happens to Blair at the end; I think trying to actually show whatever he summons forth and what it perhaps does to him would’ve been unwise (and probably beyond Harry Cohn’s famous budgetary tight-fistedness), and suggesting something bleak for the viewer to imagine was a better idea.
RIP Space Ace

Ace Frehley’s comet has gone back to the stars. Really, it’s kind of surprising in some respects that he lasted this long, given his propensity for substance abuse when he was in Kiss, but all credit to him for finally getting off the shit and managing fine without those other two guys. People are sorry to see Ace go. I don’t think they’ll miss Paul or Gene the same way (especially not the latter).
Before I Hang (1940)
Continuing with the Karloff at Columbia series, Karloff’s been working on a “cure” for old age, but in the course of doing so he’s managed to kill someone (much like in the first film). This time, however, he manages to dodge the death sentence, and he perfects his age-reversing serum… but, in a Hands of Orlac-esque twist (or “blood of Orlac” at any rate?), the serum uses the blood of an executed murderer, which provides an obvious complication. This one’s my least favourite so far of Karloff’s “mad doctor” films (the doctor being not especially mad in this one); apparently the original title was The Wizard of Death which I think I like more cos it makes more sense, really. Think the main problem is that I just didn’t buy the film’s basic situation, i.e. that the doctor gets to actually continue his work in jail, first while on death row and then after he commuted to life before being pardoned (this latter part struck me as a particularly unlikely detail). Director Nick Grinde dresses it up again in some nice, effective shadows, but generally I felt it lacking a bit of overall energy. Still, obviously good to have Karloff leading things, and nice also to have Edward Van Sloan on board too.
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Featuring nudity! Including what may be the first bit of male nudity in this series, cos I don’t think “Jesus” is wearing anything in that one…
In other news, frogs still gay
I was always furious that The Onion‘s glorious purchase of Infowars a year ago wound up getting overturned, so I’ll take this as a consolation prize:
US supreme court rejects Alex Jones appeal over $1.4bn defamation penalty
The US supreme court has refused an appeal from Alex Jones and left in place his $1.4bn defamation penalty that was awarded to the families of victims from the 2012 Sandy Hook elementary school shooting.
The Infowars founder and conspiracy theorist had sought to overturn the judgment, which he was ordered to pay after he made false claims about the massacre.
Jones had previously claimed the shooting in Newtown, Connecticut, where 20 children and six adults were killed, was a hoax staged by crisis actors to promote stricter gun control. The Sandy Hook victims’ survivors reported that Jones’s lies spurred threats and harassment from his followers, making it impossible for them to heal from the mass murder.
The supreme court did not provide a reason for its decision, according to its orders list released on Tuesday.
As part of his appeal filed in September, Jones argued that a judge was wrong to find him liable for defamation and infliction of emotional distress without holding a trial. Jones maintained that the $1.4bn judgment “is an amount that can never be paid”, adding that “the result is a financial death penalty by fiat imposed on a media defendant whose broadcast reaches millions”.
Therein lies Alex’s problem, of course; his broadcast does reach millions, consequently so do the lies he spreads through it. It’s not like some guy with a blog no one reads. Sandy Hook was an obscenity that you only made worse and you got what you deserved; what we need now is a court that’ll actually do something to punish him for dicking around and refusing to even start paying up…
Gonna keep on dancing at… some other place?
A Sydney nightclub whose name was inspired by a lesbian artist despite “predominantly” targeting gay men has been forced to change its name after attracting a swift and “passionate” backlash.
Pink Pony was set to open on Oxford Street in Sydney’s LGBTQ+ heartland in early December. Kevin Du-Val, the owner of Palms on Oxford nightclub, and its manager, Michael Lewis, announced via social media their new venture was “unashamedly inspired by its namesake song that resonates so profoundly within our community”.
Pink Pony Club is a song by lesbian singer-songwriter, Chappell Roan, who said she co-wrote the piece after visiting The Abbey gay bar in West Hollywood, which welcomes all genders and sexual orientations.
But news of the Sydney club was met with criticism when it emerged its “preferred clientele” was young gay men.
“In line with our experience and our passion PINK PONY is being created specifically for 18-35 (state of mind) Gay men who love to dance and get sweaty to high powered dance music in a safe space that is theirs to enjoy,” the club’s operators said via social media.
Lewis told Gay Sydney News on Sunday – which reported that Du-Val is aged 80 – that “girls will be welcome, but it would certainly be our desire that it is predominantly gay boys, and when I say predominantly, I’m sort of talking 90% plus”.
“Obviously we’ve got legal hurdles … in terms of how much we can vet the crowd while still complying with the law,” he said.
I can’t place why that last bit feels so much like the quiet part being said out loud and they’d really rather not comply with the law if they could get away with it. But they’re going with a different name now, as if that’ll make any difference:
Lewis confirmed the venue’s name was to be changed.
“We acknowledge and respect the very passionate feedback from the wider community and it is clear that it’s best to move forward with a different name for the new venue,” he told Guardian Australia.
That development, too, was criticised, with one Instagram user summing up the mood: “lol imagine renaming ur club instead of being more inclusive.”
Yeah. I mean, I can understand the queer community wanting queer clubs with as few as possible non-queer people in attendance; everyone wants a safe space where they can be, you know, themselves and not get harrassed, and Lewis says in that other article that he gets a lot of feedback from gay dudes about Oxford Street being less “gay” than it used to be, it’s pitched more at straight folks so the queer crowd don’t come out (as it were) so much, and I understand clubs etc having a target crowd and all that… but I think it might have been a bit foolish to have invoked “legal hurdles” like that, it’s like saying you’ll accept people other than 18-35 gay boys but only grudgingly and you won’t make them feel welcome. I have a feeling the erstwhile PPC won’t last long under its new name either…
They still die the old way
Some years ago, can’t remember quite when, I read a news report about Ian Watkins getting murdered in prison. I remember being furious to discover the report was false, having come from a website that did fake death reports of this sort.
Late last night, I again read a news report about Ian Watkins getting murdered in prison. But this time it was true:
Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins has died after being attacked in jail, prison sources have confirmed.
West Yorkshire Police said two men aged 25 and 43 had been arrested on suspicion of murder.
The disgraced rock star from Pontypridd was serving a 29-year sentence at HMP Wakefield for child sex offences.
Watkins, 48, was jailed in December 2013 for a string of child sex offences, including the attempted rape of a baby.
Police said they were called to the prison on Saturday morning to reports of a serious assault on a prisoner, who was pronounced dead at the scene.
A Prison Service spokesperson said it was aware of an incident at the prison.
“We are unable to comment further while the police investigate.”
I feel like the only thing needing investigation here is how it took so long for this to happen; someone did have a go at him a couple of years ago, but he survived that. Otherwise, though, Watkins got away apparently unharmed for all that time and I’ve never understood how… Anyway, nothing of value etc.
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