The Onion wins Alex Jones’ Infowars in bankruptcy auction
No, REALLY.

I’ll admit, I didn’t think 2024 could offer anything that might offset the prospective horror of Mushroom Cock 2.0, but the fucking ONION buying Infowars has certainly gone some way towards doing just that. And the NBC article linked above refers you to a video by little Alex wherein he himself mentions the Onion buying it, so it’s not just an Onion story however much it feels like. I didn’t know how much I wanted/needed this to happen until it did, and right now I am the happiest I’ve been in quite some time.
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