Shocking news: Karl Jenkins is not Meghan Markle!

Yes, we’re all sick of the coronation but the oddest story to come from it has just started spreading: it seems that composer Karl Jenkins (one of whose works was to be played at the big show) caused a bizarre amount of confusion on social media among people who, frankly, couldn’t believe he looked like he does, e.g.:

I mean… not unfair?

The Classic FM article helpfully also includes this photo of him in his days in Soft Machine:

British Jazz-rock fusion was serious business back in the mid-70s

That’s him at left in the back, demonstrating that he has indeed kind of always looked like that. I find this whole thing very strange but also rather delightful, and fortunately it appears that so does Sir Karl… best publicity he’s probably had in years if nothing else.

Author: James R.

The idiot who owns and runs this site. He does not actually look like Jon Pertwee.