I wondered how long Mushroom Cock would take to fuck things up royally for the first time in the new year, and, well, I have an answer. This long.
Donald Trump has claimed the US has “captured” Venezuela’s dictator, Nicolás Maduro, and his wife, Cilia Flores, and flown them out of the South American country after a pre-dawn assault on Caracas and the surrounding region.
“It was a brilliant operation, actually,” the US president told the New York Times after eyewitnesses in Venezuela reported a series of explosions. “A lot of good planning and [a] lot of great, great troops and great people.”
Writing on social media, Trump confirmed his troops had launched “a large-scale strike against Venezuela” and said more details would be announced at a press conference at his Mar-a-Lago residence. CBS News reported that US officials said Maduro had been captured by members of the elite army unit Delta Force, which was responsible for the 2019 killing of the Islamic State leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.
I know lots of people have predicted Krasnov would do something to Venezuela at some point, but I don’t think they were expecting it to be this abrupt (though I suppose the abruptness was the point). And what’s he going to actually do with Maduro? I see some commentators comparing it to the taking of Miguel Noriega in 1990, but the crucial distinction there is that Panama actually declared war on the US so that, whatever else may be said about that situation, the US could at least claim they had a good reason to invade them… which is very much not the case here. Sigh. I was hoping Orange Cunt would wait a bit longer to inflict Interesting Times upon us all… wonder what’s turned up in the Epstein files (apparently five million pages of previously unknown stuff has just resurfaced) that he’s trying to distract us from.
