Don’t bread on me!

Title stolen from someone on Reddit, because it was too good not to.

So the stupidest news story of this week has been that of former DOJ employee Sean Dunn:

Apparently Subway is the Deep State. Who’d have guessed? Not me. Anyway, the only thing sillier than Pam’s response to this situation is that the poor traumatised victims of this monstrous strike against law and order wanted him charged with a felony for doing this:

The encounter happened Sunday night, when Dunn began beefing with CBP officers who were patrolling near a Subway sandwich shop on U Street, prosecutors said in a court filing. The officers appear to have been in the area as part of President Donald Trump’s effort to ramp up law enforcement in the nation’s capital.
Dunn, who was brandishing what appeared to be a wrapped footlong sandwich from the fast food staple, “stood within inches” of one of the officers, and yelled “F— you! You f—–g fascists! Why are you here? I don’t want you in my city,” the filing said.
A now-viral video shows the suspect then throwing the sandwich at the chest of the officer, who appeared to be wearing bullet proof vest.
Dunn then “attempted to flee on foot” but was quickly apprehended, the filing said.
It also said Dunn acknowledged what he’d done to a D.C. police officer while his arrest was being processed. “I did it. I threw a sandwich,” the filing quotes him as saying.

This is ridiculous on multiple levels, but at least the judge who saw him the day after the event let him go cos he realised the felony thing was stupid… which hasn’t stopped prosecutors from trying again, obviously, cos this sort of thing can’t be tolerated and Sean clearly must be Made An Example Of, and he’s got another court appearance over this assault with a breadly weapon (sorry, I stole that one too) next month. In the meantime I daresay TrumpCorp will be targeting that judge, too, cos they don’t like being thwarted in these things, however minor and foolish…