34 is the magic number

New Yorker was ready for this well in advance.
Art by John Cuneo

In news that actually does surprise me, Drumpf just got found guilty of all 34 charges he was facing in the Stormy Daniels case. JESUS FUCK. I actually am kind of stunned by this. TRUMP, of all people, actually being held responsible for something? Who even knew it was possible? Joe, my housemate, told me he was tempted to wake me up with the news when he read it this morning, and I almost wished he had; what a way to start the day…

Anyway, the cult of Convicted Felon Donald Trump are reacting as predictably as you might expect, and I have a feeling the election is going to get REALLY ugly… there’s been a few Republican figures who have been hesitant in interviews about whether or not they’ll accept the election results, and I think this will just solidify the “no” position; there will be few if any Republicans that will accept if the election goes Biden’s way. And I kind of understand Steve Shives’ hesitancy to get too excited if an appeal makes it to the Supreme Court, which has been bought and paid for by the Republicans to save them from this sort of thing. Whatever actually happens, they won’t let this pass easily. At the same time, Steve’s right: let’s enjoy the moment nonetheless, cos Convicted Felon Trump’s got a ton of other charges in other trials still to come, and mocking him is never not fun…

Author: James R.

The idiot who owns and runs this site. He does not actually look like Jon Pertwee.