Actually, no, THIS is the ripoff for the ages

Good fucking grief.

Meta has a new plan to navigate the European Union’s tough new ad privacy rules – charge users $14 a month.
The tech giant is considering getting customers in Europe to pay monthly subscription fees to use Instagram and Facebook if they don’t agree to let Meta use their data to serve them ads, according to a report in The Wall Street Journal.
Users who pay the subscription fee will be able to use Meta’s products without ads.
The monthly fee would start at around €10 ($10.50) for a desktop Facebook or Instagram account, but would rise to around $14 for accounts on mobile devices thanks to the commissions charged by Apple and Google’s app stores.
The new subscription tiers, which could roll out in the next few months, are an attempt to comply with the EU’s crackdown on personalized advertising, according to The Journal.

Yeah, it’s an attempt to comply with the EU’s laws rather than a cynical attempt to screw people out of an excessive amount of money for a service that isn’t worth that much. Fourteen bucks a month? We really are trying to make Oolong’s $1-a-year-for-now deal look lightweight, aren’t we, Mark… then again at least he’s not talking about cutting off the service to Europe entirely, unlike Oolong:

In recent weeks Elon Musk has suggested Twitter could stop being accessible in Europe in order to avoid new regulation enacted by the European Commission.
Musk is increasingly frustrated with having to comply with the Digital Services Act, according to a person familiar with the company. The Tesla billionaire, who acquired Twitter, now called X, a year ago for $44 billion, has discussed simply removing the app’s availability in the region, or blocking users in the European Union from accessing it, the person said. This would be similar to the way Meta is currently blocking people in Europe from using its new app Threads.
The DSA took effect in August and requires large online platforms like X to have effective and transparent systems in place for the moderation and removal of false, misleading, and harmful information. With a wave of misinformation regarding the Israel-Hamas war quickly going viral on X, the platform is likely already in violation of the DSA.
EU Commissioner Thierry Breton said last week the Commission is officially “investigating X’s compliance” with the new law and formally requested detailed information from the platform on its actions to mitigate and remove harmful or toxic information.
Cash-strapped X could face a fine if it’s found in violation of the DSA. The Commission can impose “periodic penalty payments,” or fines, up to 6% of a company’s global revenue.

So for having the temerity to tell him to stop his platform being shitty and harmful, Husk apparently thinks he cam “punish” Europe or something by cutting off Twitter there. I mean, sure, THAT’LL work, when you’ve already blown the value of your service by 80% why not just cut off hundreds of millions of potential users, the advertisers will LOVE that… I can see him doing that in Australia too, though, now the government here is also on his back about the amount of CSA material he’s also doing nothing about. The problem is, I can’t see them actually succeeding at getting that from him, even though it’s a pissy sum (about $600,000), because as a billionaire he is clearly above all man-made laws, and for all the talk that he could be fined a further $800,000 per day if he doesn’t pay up… well if he’s not going to pay the original fine, I can’t see him paying the even bigger extra. But I can imagine him just turning the service off altogether here just for considering making him do something to protect kids. And what a loss it’d be if it happened, eh…

It descends into insanity

Via Taylor Lorenz on Masto. Threads is the literal work of Satan, apparently. The Satanic Panic never fully goes away in the US, does it? Although in this case it’s just been reduced to a particularly shitty tool in a shitty corporate battle between two shitty billionaires, one of whom has evidently inspired some of his his shitty cultists to… whatever the fuck this nonsense is. There is, of course, no dog-whistling involved in using this Satan bullshit to attack Oolong’s business rival when the latter just so happens to be, you know, one of THOSE people. Maybe not a practising or believing one, but one of THEM anyway. Nothing remotely antisemitic going on here at all.

It gets even stupider

Oolong vs Zuck looks like it might actually happen… not in the cage but in court.

Yeah, he’s not happy that Zuck is, allegedly, stealing “trade secrets” by hiring a bunch of people who used to work at Twitter before its current owner fired them. I suspect he’s more unhappy that Threads is now, according to Zuck, already up to thirty million users and this is how he chooses to lash out at that… well, given his propensity to not pay his bills, I hope anyone who might take this silly case on has enough sense to demand payment up front.

As for me, I just decided to reply directly to the prick for once. Personally I think my idea is rather good, which is why I half expect my account to be suspended, if not whacked altogether, for saying it…

Tangled webs, etc

So in the midst of the Twitter meltdown, eventual presumed rise of Bluesky, and whatever’s happening on Mastodon, Mark Zuckerberg has finally rolled out his long-threatened rival to all of the above, called Threads…

…which I gather is not actually named after the infamous nuclear war-themed BBC TV movie from 1984, but that hasn’t stopped an awful lot of people making that connection.

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It gets stupider

OBVIOUSLY.

Yeah, the story of Oolong vs Zuck in a cage fight wasn’t sufficiently idiotic, apparently, cos now mother Musk has stepped in and demanded Zuck leave her little boy alone. I can’t wait for the followup story interviewing Beast about his feelings on the matter:

“I don’t know, man, I’m just a sheepdog, and these two-legged sheep just confuse the crap out of me… This ‘money’ thing I’ve heard about just seems to make them into complete fuckwits for some reason…”

Fuck absolutely EVERYTHING

“Yeah, I’m taking you out with my big forehead, you Lovecraft-looking son of a bitch.”

Yes. This is the world I find myself living in today. I want to set it on fire even more than usual. I wish I could say this is the stupidest the world will ever get, but I fear that if I did the world would just reply “challenge accepted”, ask me to hold its beer, and prove me horrifically wrong…