Good news?

Coast Guard Backtracks on Swastika Policy Change After ‘Fake’ WaPo Report

“Information has impact,” the Washington Post has insisted. And on Thursday, the paper showed how quickly its reporting could lead to results. At the same time, it got labeled as a purveyor of fake news because of the change it led to.
“U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols,” the Post reported, citing publicly available updated guidelines set to take effect Dec. 15 that revised the description of the Nazi insignia and representation of lynchings to “potentially divisive.” […]
Tara Copp, one of the two reporters of the Post story, said on X that the Coast Guard initially did not respond to requests for comment, but after publication, a Coast Guard spokesperson said that the Armed Forces branch disagreed with the story and that it would look into the policy and “will be reviewing the language” that apparently downgrades the classification of these symbols. Lunday also reportedly sent an email to the force afterwards that emphasized the symbols remained “prohibited.”
“The claims that the U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses or other extremist imagery as prohibited symbols are categorically false,” Lunday said in a statement posted on X. “These symbols have been and remain prohibited in the Coast Guard per policy.”

But they weren’t claiming that, though. They were claiming the Coast Guard wouldn’t call them hate symbols, not that they wouldn’t necessarily prohibit them…

…and they’re right about that, the Coast Guard’s booklet on harrassing behaviour distinctly calls them “potentially divisive”. I know, because I got a PDF of that booklet via TruthOut, whose article on the story links to it, and took that screenshot of it myself. Anyway, the Time article notes that the Coast Guard have rather hastily issued a new policy confirming they actually do consider those things hate symbols and tut-tutting the Washington Post for its dastardly lying… but was it, or were the CG scared into backflipping? Well, one Democratic senator is unconvinced:

And the guidelines I screenshotted above did refer to the swastika as merely “potentially divisive”, so whatever the new policy may say, that was the language used in the document that was still available as of 7:42pm AEST when I downloaded it from the Coast Guard website. In any case I don’t think TrumpCorp actually care about antisemitism per se and the hysteria about it in recent times has only really been to keep in with Israel; after all, they’re demonstrably unconcerned about any other sort of bigotry cos so many of their policies rely on it…

Why?

This is… not what I was expecting from the much-delayed vote on the Epstein files. Even considering Mushroom Cock’s abrupt 180 turn on them the other day, I still fully expected the Republicans to vote it down, and the fact that only one of them did astonishes me. Probably he was expecting the same as me. I wonder if Trump was, too. But there you go, the Senate has already promised to pass it which means it more or less goes straight to Krasnov, who’s said he’ll sign it.

Why?

What are they doing this for, and why now?

I don’t think anyone should find this exciting or hopeful, nor should we expect the Republicans to actually handle the situation properly:

Yeah. I think a remarkable number of files will be excluded for legal reasons, an even more remarkable number will have “gone missing”, and whatever we do get will be redacted to buggery. Anyone who thinks they haven’t spent all this time tampering with if not actively destroying the evidence is not being serious, and we shouldn’t trust anything that comes out from this. And we definitely shouldn’t expect justice to come from it either…

In weirdly unsurprising news…

Tony Abbott admits he was fighting the urge to thump journalist in 2011 interview

In the densely packed annals of hostile encounters between Australian political figures and the journalists who report on them, it is hard to find a more mesmerising one than “The Stare-Off”.
The Stare-Off took place on February 8, 2011, between then-opposition leader Tony Abbott and Seven News reporter Mark Riley.
Questioned by Riley in a Parliament House courtyard about deploying the phrase “shit happens” on a recent Afghanistan visit when discussing the death of an Australian soldier, Abbott did not — for the most part — reply verbally.
Instead, for 24 seemingly endless seconds, he stared levelly at his questioner, his only response an agonised and slightly woodpeckerish series of taut nods as Riley prompted him for an answer.
Tony Abbott stares into the distance.
The encounter — which went viral in the early days of virality — has since racked up more than half a million views on YouTube.
And nearly a decade and a half later, Abbott has confirmed what many transfixed viewers at the time suspected: the former Oxford boxing blue was struggling with his urge to thump Riley.

Obviously I was curious when I saw the headline, and I was neither disappointed nor surprised. With hindsight it’s only surprising that he didn’t do it; there’s an old story in the SMH by Michael Duffy which emphasises that basic aggression that was bred into him by his dad (cos the latter was kind of pissy about not seeing action in WW2, apparently) …and how it’s kind of manifested in everything he did thereafter…

Abbott recalls: “I said to General Cantwell, ‘So you’re saying that there was no lack of firepower, this was a simple case of shit happens’. And he said, ‘You’re right, Tony, it was a case of shit happens.'”
According to the original video, Cantwell does not say the words recalled by Abbott, but he does nod.
Abbott’s view is that Riley tried to “take out of context that expression, ‘shit happens’, and present me as somehow making light of the death of Lance Corporal Jared MacKinney”.
“Honestly, it was a contemptible thing to do. I’m not saying that Mark Riley is a, you know, terrible person, but I thought that was an unprofessional thing to do.”

As opposed to beating the crap out of him, presumably? No offence to Mark Riley, but I kind of wish Abbott had thumped him, cos it probably would’ve been the end of the cunt and we might’ve never had to put up with him again…

Oh, and…

…Did the world end for anyone yesterday? Cos you may recall it was supposed to… Indeed, there was supposed to be a months-long solar storm, ongoing since the start of June, and the world was supposed to explode or something. I don’t know, the prophecy didn’t seem entirely coherent to me at the time… Anyway, here we still are, it’s not quite midnight yet in… *checks* Hawai’i, so it’s still the 15th in Honolulu, meaning the world might still end in the next half hour or so and this post will look foolish indeed to anyone still alive to read it. Don’t think it will, though. I wonder if her majesty (vegan)’s message did inspire anyone to go vegan to save them from the apocalypse? If so, then those poor bastards improved their health and moral standing for nothing…

An anniversary I missed

Indeed, an anniversary pretty much everyone I follow online seems to have missed. Have I just not been paying attention? Anyway, let’s rectify that lack of recognition. Apart from the historical importance of it being their first show, it was also noteworthy for causing a fracture in the headline act, a mob called Bazooka Joe, who hated the Pistols with their bassist being the only one who enjoyed them, and the latter went off to form his own band, which turned into Adam and the Ants about 18 months later. Da diddly qua qua indeed.

Then again…

You may recall I was speculating the other day about whether or not Edolf was a particularly sexual being, cos I’ve never really had the impression that he was…

…but if this is true, then I may have been a bit premature (like Edolf himself? BOOM TISH!). A ghastly image if ever there was…

Cinquante et un

Yeah, your humble scribe is now 51. I am now undeniably in my 50s (I say “undeniably” because the world is full tedious cunts who are tiresomely pedantic about a zero year being the end of the old decade, not the start of the next one, and I hate them; if you are one of them, please go and fuck yourself). Middle age continues. I won’t go over the usual birthday existentialism (“how have I made it this far and why am I still here?”, etc), though I will say I think I’m feeling it more than usual. But this year has been like that, hasn’t it? I’m hardly the only one for whom the state of the world at large isn’t enhancing their wellbeing…

Ooga-booga

…Anyway, that’s me in the early hours of today. Hair unwashed and uneven, and increasing receding from my forehead though still keeping most of its colour, while the beard gets greyer (and it looks even more so in the bathroom mirror), and the black t-shirt has seen better days much like the individual wearing it. Still, could be worse for 51, all things being equal…

Leave those semicolons alone!

Haven’t had an awful lot to say of late, just having one of those occasional lulls; there’s enough stuff happening that I could talk about (like the US government shutdown and the chaos resulting therefrom) but haven’t wanted to. But I must note this story, at least…

So the author Joyce Carol Oates posted this on Twatter the other day, and a bit of a storm erupted thereafter… and I recognise the tendency she brings up, I wrote about it a while ago; it’s the “art won’t fuck you” thing. These things don’t get these people anything, there’s no material benefit for them. You may notice, though, that Oates doesn’t specfically identify any individual “wealthy man” that she might be thinking of, but someone made it all about himself…

EDOLF! I haven’t had anything to say about that cunt in ages, haven’t missed him for aome reason, but anyway he felt the need to make himself the main character of the Internet again after Oates posted that tweet about him that didn’t even name him, and he was fuming like this for ages, apparently…

…to the point of being all “SEE? I do SO read books, Joyce!” like this, making an ad to promote an old Blinkist list of some of his favourite books (which I had seen before; he’s been a reader at some point but I feel like he hasn’t been one for a very long time)…

…and though this post did predate the current nonsense, it’s been revived as a result of same. You may notice the book in the link is conspicuously not the one he mentioned.

As for Joyce:

Which I do believe is a rather more concise and brutal burn than the one that kicked this off. To be honest, I don’t think the “art won’t fuck you” thing really works with Edolf. I don’t know if he’s actually that interested in sex per se; he’s obviously invested in spreading his genes as far and wide as he can, but I don’t know that sex in and of itself otherwise interests him… we’ll leave aside entirely the question of whether or not he’s even functional Down There (most if not all of his many kids seem to have come from IVF or susrrogacy, though), but anyway, I suspect he’s more interested in power than anything really. But there’s equally no denying a hollowness at the heart of him; he may not be bothered that art won’t fuck him, but he evinces no real interest in it anyway that I can see. He really is all he has, and when you’re him, that’s a pretty fucking awful thing…

Sounds more like your problem, “Doctor”…

I thought this had to be a somewhat abstract joke when I saw it earlier today, so I did a quick search for this Ricardo Duchesne fellow. And… oh, he’s evidently not kidding. Such interesting people this character hangs out with. And he’s the migrant child of TWO mixed-race parents. Such Aryan, very master race, wow, as the kids used to say. Also… let’s face it, and I say this as a white person and regular consumer of meat-based products, we do pretty poorly compared to Asian cultures where our bovine friends are considered sacred, which is far more than can be said of the glorious West. I feel oddly sure that the “other races” he’s mostly thinking of are the JOOOOOOOOOOS! and the MUUUUUSLIIIIIMS!, for whom beef is obviously acceptable as long as you kill it after making the appropriate religious gesture, but frankly the good Christian West doesn’t even do that, the best we do is stun the animal first before slicing it up… does anyone in the abattoir make the sign of the cross before doing the deed? I suspect not many…