Terribly sorry for being so late in announcing the latest apocalypse about to end everything, I know it doesn’t give you much time to get ready, but I only just saw this nonsense now in the PIAT Facebook group… I gather this is Ching Hai (vegan), and there’s been some debate on Reddit about whether or not she’s a cult leader… and despite never having heard of them until now, I’m going to say “yes she fucking is”; let’s face it, most normal organisations don’t refer to their CEO as their “Most Compassionate Supreme Master”. Can you imagine Macca’s calling Ray Kroc that? And as a general rule I don’t think most businesses of that sort issue proclamations about the world coming to an end… that sort of shit’s bad for the bottom line. I think it’s probably safe to call Ching Hai (vegan) some sort of cult leader, then… and yes, they DO keep specifying that she’s vegan (kind of like the “peace be upon him” in Islam?) on her official website, per which “the Worshipped Son of God Jesus Christ” was a mere vegetarian; I presume that business with the loaves and fishes disqualifies him from full enlightenment or something.
I’m just not sure quite how being vegan will actually improve your chances of surviving a months-long solar storm, which I feel would be statistically likely to include a number of vegans among its putative death toll… nature doesn’t really discriminate like that, I don’t think. Also, she says in another video on her site that God told her the Earth would explode during the dates specified, which is a somewhat different affair… it’d be a weirdly slow explosion for one thing, but also I presume there would be no Earth left at the end of it, which would kind of wipe out all the vegans, wouldn’t it? However, I do notice the day the chaos apparently ends will be my birthday! So, assuming I’m not one of the 67% that gets killed in it before then, I wonder how many corpses I’ll wind up getting to mark the occasion…
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