Rock out with your Mushroom Cock out

There’s nothing this cunt can’t ruin, is there?

This mighty vision of rock’n’roll Dampnut just made me want to puke so much when I saw it a few days ago that I didn’t even want to talk about it here, something about it was too depressing somehow. Cos it wasn’t and isn’t the joke I initially hoped it was; I went to that website and OH FUCK they weren’t kidding… However, it now appears Gibson aren’t kidding either, cos they’ve notice certain similarities between this… thing and their Les Paul model:

Author: James R.

The idiot who owns and runs this site. He does not actually look like Jon Pertwee.