
Fascinating and informative no doubt, but something about this book makes me ponder its racial sensitivity or otherwise…

Fascinating and informative no doubt, but something about this book makes me ponder its racial sensitivity or otherwise…
There was an earthquake the other day centred in New Jersey. There’s going to be a total solar eclipse in the US on Monday (their time). OBVIOUSLY Americans are responding normally to these events.

In real countries, of course, the earthquake happened on 8/4… which gives THIS result from Exodus:

Which is a… slightly different message, though whether a better or worse one I don’t know. Mind you, these are reasonable compared to some interpretations of what could happen on Monday:
Posting on Reddit four months ago, u/wefellinloveinnyc wrote in detail about why they “believe they are planning a massive human sacrifice event” for when the total eclipse occurs.
The post is quite a read, with it saying: “I’m pretty concerned about this Great American Eclipse on April 8th. The line from the solar eclipse of 2017 and the line from the one upcoming on April 8th creates an X, very close to the New Madrid Fault Line.
“If something were to trigger that fault line, something man-made they could make look completely natural, it could mean a serious loss of life disaster for the US. An earthquake on the New Madrid Fault Line could be up to 20 times larger than an earthquake with a SoCal epicenter.”
The user continues: “Taking the line for the Annular Eclipse or “Ring Of Fire” from October of this year and the upcoming Solar eclipse, creates another X over Texas, not far from Tesla’s gigafactory.”
They go on to mention Tesla boss Elon Musk, who changed Twitter’s name to X, and also refer to his baby’s mother Grimes, and something she apparently posted on Instagram before Covid.
Referring to the alleged post, the user wrote: “In that same image, a few rows beneath the covid “prediction” is a solar eclipse. Under it, a flower between two dragons. 2024 is the year of the dragon. The lotus flower begins blooming in China on April 8th. The eclipse is happening on April 8th.”
The conspiracist wrote it was “way too many coincidences for [them] to feel comfortable”, adding that it “would appear some massive sacrifice could possibly be in the works” and they are “quite certain” that “they all have some bunker or safe spot away from the damage”.
This sort of eclipse-induced nutbaggery has also encompassed the return of a rarely-seen (once every 70-odd years) comet called “the devil’s comet“—because religious buffoons are OBVIOUSLY going to be excited by that—and the putative sacrifice of a red heifer in Israel. This is a much stranger story, involving a supposed “prophecy” by Maimonides, according to whom the messiah would oversee the sacrifice of a beast I call Supercow, a Biblically-specified red heifer without any non-red hair and other things; this is related to the third temple, though I remain unsure about whether Supercow has to be killed to build the temple or the temple has to exist already for Supercow to be sacrificed.
At any rate, certain dickheads on the Internet think Supercow is due to be sacrificed around Passover, which comes just after the eclipse and is OBVIOUSLY just what the Middle East needed in the midst of Israel’s current bullshit, but I think we can safely dismiss it as being as ludicrous as all the other eclipse-related stuff. Of course, if any of these people are right, I shall look rather foolish for a moment before the world ends and this blog goes down with it (at least the evidence will be erased)… but not as foolish as these clowns will if they’re wrong and the frogs don’t come on us after all.
Found this while going through one of my downloaded Tumblr archives. In this case, alas, the enemy came from within. Amebix were pioneers of crust punk in the 80s, merging anarcho-punk and heavy metal into a new sort of extreme music; they broke up in the late 80s but reformed briefly about 20 years later, after which the band’s frontman Rob Miller formed a new band, Tau Cross. And that’s where the trouble came.
Amebix were sufficiently “anarcho” that their first appearance on record was on a compilation from Crass’ record label (which later also gave us the vinyl debuts of Chumbawamba and Napalm Death, for what it’s worth), and they were the first non-US band on Alternative Tentacles. Tau Cross, on the other hand, were (are?) a bit more in the vein of latter-day Killing Joke, I think Rob and Jaz have long had similar esoteric interests from what I can see… but, to the best of my knowledge, Killing Joke never gave credit to a Holocaust denier.
Apparently the third TC album was recorded and ready to go when someone noticed Miller had thanked one Gerard Menuhin in the liner notes. If you haven’t of him (as I hadn’t before all this blew up), you may know his dad. The latter was not only one of the greatest violinists of all time, he was also very specifically named by his parents:
Obliged to find an apartment of their own, my parents searched the neighbourhood and chose one within walking distance of the park. Showing them out after they had viewed it, the landlady said: “And you’ll be glad to know I don’t take Jews.” Her mistake made clear to her, the antisemitic landlady was renounced, and another apartment found. But her blunder left its mark. Back on the street my mother made a vow. Her unborn baby would have a label proclaiming his race to the world. He would be called “The Jew”.
There is an obvious and bleak irony in Gerard Menhuin becoming a Holocaust denier when his own dad was not only Jewish but quite literally called “Jew” (Menuhin père seems to have been a bit of a shit to his kids, but that was an overreaction). Ironic or not, though, Gerry is nonetheless on the side of the team that would’ve marched his dad into the showers; I don’t know if he was active like this while the old man was still alive, but if not it didn’t take him long to become so, with his Wiki entry noting his father’s foundation booted him after discovering he’d been talking to neo-Nazi German media like National Zeitung, whose publisher FZ-Verlag (no, I don’t think they were Frank Zappa fans) printed a book by him in 2007. That was a German-only deal, but he got English language books out there in following years through such charming people as The Barnes Review.
In short, a very odd person for Rob Miller to be acknowledging in his album notes, albeit not one most people seem to know about. At any rate, when a German magazine pointed this detail out, his record label and bandmates basically responded with “what the FUCK, Rob?” and respectively terminated his contract and quit the band, whereupon he formed a new version of TC and re-recorded the album. I think this review of the latter offers a fair judgement:
First and foremost, it is not a crime to read material that you find morally reprehensible and as, Kenan Malik wrote, “…possessing a book is not the same as being sympathetic to its contents.” Indeed, reading such material is often the sign of a mind looking to understand how people manipulate data and selectively interpret events and testimony in order to come up with ludicrous statements, such as the Holocaust being a hoax. Learning what the opposite side say is how you refute their talking points. […]
However, publicly thanking such a person like Gerard Menuhin (and thereby, implicitly, giving your seal of approval) is where questions have to be asked. Although Miller has not given any indication that he is a Holocaust denier, he will have to face questions about this for a long time. Indeed, I am deeply uneasy regarding the public thanking of Menuhin, especially because (based on his two statements) Miller doesn’t seem to think it’s a big deal. Then again, Noam Chomsky never apologised for Memoire En Defense, did he?
Agree that Rob Miller shouldn’t be condemned just for reading this Holocaust denial dreck (otherwise I’d have to cancel myself just for reading The Camp of the Saints despite finding it a frankly evil book). The question, of course, is whether or not he was trying to refute Menuhin in doing so, and that’s… debatable at best; let’s look at his actual words (spelling/grammar sic) in that statement he made when all this blew up:
As a singer in a band i have always been serious about the Truth, trying to refine the material and ideas to some kind of overarching theory, i cannot simply skim the material,i have to go into it and prepare to be changed by that journey. that has happened on a number of occasions, through reading Menuhins book,through John Lash and his work,through 9/11 research,through the Europa-the last battle video series that is constantly popping up and being pushed back down on youtube.
Enough said about Menuhin. As far as I can see John Lash may be a bit odd but probably not too sketchy (though “the true successor of Mircea Eliade and the rightful heir of Joseph Campbell“… that doesn’t sound great), “9/11 research” is… yeah, and Europa: the Last Battle is actual unabashed neo-Nazi shit. I wonder how much Rob “changed” on that journey given how willing he seems to have been to do so. Bit ironic that Amebix’s first single was called “Who’s the Enemy”; eventually it turned out to be Rob Miller himself…
Anyway, the Messengers of Deception album (at least the remake of it) is actually rather good, too, which could be galling if you do want to cancel Miller for the Menuhin thing (he has been condemned for it by his own brother—who was also in Amebix—just like Menuhin was by his, so they share that too). I will confess to not having listened closely enough to determine how much if any of the content may have been coloured by his “researches”; the review I linked above, having agreed that Miller looks shady for having acknowledged Menuhin on the previous album, finally reckons “there will be those who will suggest that these lyrics are “dog-whistles” and, while they are entitled to that interpretation, there is nothing here that would suggest anything to do with Holocaust denial”, which may well be the case. Either way, though, I’m not sorry I downloaded the thing without paying for it like I did the first two Tau Cross albums.
Earlier this evening, for no discernible reason, I started having a vision of something truly horrendous.
An audiophile edition of Metal Machine Music.
On full 180g virgin vinyl, of course, with accompanying 24/176 download, and a blu-ray with a Steven Wilson 5.1 remix, to make sure that every fucking screech and noise is clearly audible.
I don’t know what line of thinking brought this on, but JESUS FUCK it was an idea and a half I kind of scared myself with. Cos you just KNOW some dickhead out there would buy it to test their sound system out, cos real audiophiles care about how music sounds on their equipment more than what the music actually is.
Anyway, I’ve now discovered I’m not the first person to have this terrible idea. Lou Reed himself beat me to it.

It’s not quite what I envisaged, but yeah, back in 2009 Lou oversaw a new vinyl plus DVD/blu-ray version of MMM, featuring not a Steven Wilson remix but the original quadraphonic mix from 1975 (with the stereo version being mixed down from that). I am somehow oddly relieved to find I wasn’t the first to have this idea, and also oddly worried that there was ever a quad mix in the first place. In any case, full marks for the “perfect holiday gift for your loved one” tagline, possibly the funniest thing Lou Reed was ever associated with…

It’s not enough for Oolong to be a terminal fool, he has to keep announcing that he is one, evidently. I mean, a lot of books are longer than they need to be (looking at Stephen King’s collected works here, I’m sure most of you could benefit from an editor who’s not afraid of him), but this really isn’t the way to fix that…
Oddly enough, I did a search for “Elon Musk books” just to see if there were any lists of his favourite reading (making the possibly bold assumption that he reads at all, of course), and I actually found a few, including—somewhat to my own surprise—some with actual fiction. SF/fantasy, mostly. Including Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged (because OBVIOUSLY), somewhat ironically given what he says here about how most books could be shorter… Even more ironically, I found one of his recommended lists on a site called Blinkist, which is an app that, well, summarises the salient points of books… you know, technology that already exists, ELON. Keep up to date, man, even I’ve known about Blinkist for years, it’s only been around since 2012…
Also, one of his favourite books was a biography of Howard Hughes, whose life he described as “a cautionary tale”. Be nice if he remembered the lessons he learned from Hughes and apply them to his own life at some point…


Goddamn but Easter really brought out the chuds this year, didn’t it? This is just one of, oh I don’t know, probably thousands of pisses and moans about Easter and Trans Day of Visibility coinciding yesterday. March 31 has been TDOV since 2009, and by virtue of how the moveable feast thing works it coincides with Easter Sunday every 11 years (at least it has until now; for some reason I don’t understand it now won’t happen again until 2086, whereupon it resumes the 11 year cycle), but the dickheads were out in force this time in particular because Dark Brandon gave it official recognition:

Whereupon the shit hit the fan and the shitheads hit Twitter to scream about the work of Satan and that sort of crap. The lunatics and ghouls were kept busy screaming in the last few days, too, what with the horror of that bridge in Baltimore which was apparently the fault of the Democrats and not, you know, the GIANT FUCKING BOAT that hit it:

To say nothing of the sheer number of people calling Israel “satanic” for its behaviour towards Gaza (I mean, what Israel is doing is frankly evil but “satanic” is… unhelpful at best). I suppose being able to call Biden that made a nice change for them. Imagine what these idiots would’ve been like if Obama had given it official recognition when it happened in 2013 when he was President…
Obviously I have no issues with the whole TDOV thing myself, I just wonder if officially recognising it this year when it fell on Easter Sunday was a good idea, what with the cult being worked up enough as it is this year because of the election, it was bound to produce this sort of overreaction. By the same token, of course, this isn’t the first time Biden’s officially acknowledged TDOV, and if he didn’t do it this year just because it coincided with Easter Sunday he’d have copped flak for that too (though I don’t suppose it would’ve been anywhere near as extreme). Damned if you do, etc.
Anyway, wait another five years until Easter Sunday falls on April 1st. If there’s still a USA by that time and the Republicans haven’t managed to destroy it utterly, it’s going to be FUN watching the dickheads attack whoever the president is in 2029 (if they’re a Democrat, anyway) for letting April Fool’s Day and Easter coincide…
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