Oh no! Anyway…

Yeah, Britain’s least sweaty man is finally being dealt with by The Law, who I can only assume timed this bust to fuck up his birthday royally (if you’ll pardon the expression). By the look of it, though, they don’t seem to be going after him for the putative sex stuff but some rather more prosaic stuff involving government business, when Randy Andy was working as a trade envoy and supposedly passing on confidential info to Epstein… And it should be said that his Dukedom’s association with Epstein was considered problematic even 15 years ago, along with a few other dubious friendships he’d been cultivating, and he wound up being forced to step down in 2011. I wonder if there were suspicions then that Andrew might be doing things he shouldn’t be doing in that capacity. I don’t know. At any rate, the story’s still only just breaking so we have very few details as such, but I have a feeling this could turn into something quite interesting; after all, you don’t often get stories about royalty (lapsed or not) getting arrested like this…

Author: James R.

The idiot who owns and runs this site. He does not actually look like Jon Pertwee.