Oy vey

I hate this shit. Not only because it’s bullshit, not only because it’s specifically antisemitic bullshit (our author being an avowed Palestinian Muslim), but it’s LAZY. “The new Pope is a Jew.” That takes NOTHING. That nonsense I posted the other day about him being the Antichrist actually required some imagination and effort on the part of the lunatic that came up with it (someone in the Puzzle in a Thunderstorm group, where I found that, claims to have tried it and said that idiot gematria actually did work, too). But then something even better came up:

Yeah, not only is Pope Bob the Antichrist, he’s trans as well! Apparently “Skull & Gait” is one of these transvestigator idiots who are determined to prove everyone of any note is actually transgender and a puppet of the NWO or the Illuminati or something like that. It’s every bit as psychotic, if not even more so, than the Antichrist religious silliness. And it took effort, again. This dickhead had to come up with spurious diagrams! “The new Pope is a Jew” requires no such effort. Just a lazy bit of racism that I presume is based on Bob’s nose being a certain shape. And I hate it for that, among the other reasons mentioned above. Any dickhead can call the Pope a Jew, but it takes special dickheads to come up with that other crap…

Pope Bob, continued

Well, the verdict is in from the people whose opinions really matter…

MAGA is not happy about the Vatican’s decision (these were, indeed, all posted by someone on Bluesky before I went to bed last night), nor indeed terribly informed about it; the new Leo has spent much of his life doing church stuff in Peru, where the official language is Spanish so OF FUCKING COURSE he’s going to post en español. I found that out with a quick squiz of his Wiki page last night when the news broke. It’s basic fucking research of the kind that takes seconds to find out just why he might be speaking Spanish. And if this guy’s bothered by that, wait until he finds out Bob made his first speech as Pope in Italian…

Habemus Bob

Just seeing the Papal conclave is already over and the church now has its first North American Pope, one Robert Prevost, or Leo XIV… that was faster than I thought it might be. Slightly concerned that I can’t currently find much information on the guy, though, his Wiki entry doesn’t actually list any of his particular positions on things at the moment, so I don’t know yet if he’s likely to be a good bad or indifferent thing… I suppose we’ll find that out in due course, though. He apparently has copped some flak for not dealing properly with sexual abuse reports, but that’s kind of par for the course, I’d be more surprised if someone high up in the Catholic church was doing something useful there… but he has also been snippy at the current US regime too:

“Ordo amoris” is a point on which J. Divans and Bob’s predecessor disagreed:

Vance, a Catholic, had in a late January interview invoked an “old school … Christian concept” he later identified as the “ordo amoris,” which he said teaches that one’s “compassion belongs first” to one’s family and fellow citizens, “and then after that” to the rest of the world.
“[Y]ou love your family, and then you love your neighbor, and then you love your community, and then you love your fellow citizens in your own country, and then after that you can focus and prioritize the rest of the world,” Vance said.
Writing to the U.S. bishops on the topic of migration, the pope wrote Feb. 10 that “an authentic rule of law is verified precisely in the dignified treatment that all people deserve, especially the poorest and most marginalized,” which he said “does not impede the development of a policy that regulates orderly and legal migration.”
However, “this development cannot come about through the privilege of some and the sacrifice of others,” Pope Francis said.
“Christian love is not a concentric expansion of interests that little by little extend to other persons and groups,” the Pope wrote. […]
Writing at the National Catholic Register, commentator Father Raymond de Souza opined that Pope Francis, far from advocating open borders, rather condemns “a closing of the heart to immigrants, a denigration of their dignity and the political exploitation of their plight.”
“[T]he conflict between the Holy Father and Vance is likely more about language than theology. It is difficult to hear in the Trump-Vance rhetoric love for the immigrant, whether properly ordered or not. Francis insists that even those refused entry, or returned, are to be treated with dignity and fit within the ordo amoris,” Father de Souza wrote.

Mind you, given his recent response to Mushroom Cock’s picture of himself as the Pope, I suspect that the erstwhile Mr Bowman probably doesn’t give much of a shit for what the Pope thinks, whoever he may be…

Someone just lost the Catholic vote…

So Mushroom Cock posted an AI picture of himself to his social media and, well, wow. Lots of people suddenly very angry with him that weren’t until now, even apparently non-Catholics. There seems to be some debate about whether or not he’s just trolling or does he actually think he should be Pope (wouldn’t be surprised to find that he does, obviously), and there’s equal debate about whether or not people should be offended either way or are they just being snowflakes, etc. And I do agree with Mr Hogan here:

Everything about him is an insult to someone or other, really. As a non-believer I’m finding it hard to be overly bothered by this, it just seems kind of par for the course with the dickhead, and if he hadn’t posted it one of his minions would’ve done. But at any rate he’s earning wrath and I’m all for wrath being aimed at him, including the wrath of the New York bishops’ conference… which is headed by one Timothy Dolan, who Trump himself more seriously suggested could actually be the Pope instead of him, and who is enough of a Trumpeter that he actually said Mushroom Cock “takes his Christian faith seriously” (and I’d love to know just what great reward he was paid to say that about someone who everyone paying attention knows believes in nothing except himself and money. And maybe tariffs). I think, however, this is going to strain the friendship… but then again, Dampnut will always have this clown:

Good Catholic, hey.

Here come the crotch-stepper

Last year I posted some old paintings of Jesus after his resurrection. A bit late for this Easter, I think I’ve found a new favourite via Bluesky:

“This initial from the 15th-century Chichele Breviary shows Christ rising from his tomb with the guards asleep around him. He appears triumphant, yet he still bears the wounds from his crucifixion. [MS 69 f. 118v]”

Also sprach the Lambeth Public Library Bluesky account. Christ not only appears triumphant, he also looks like he’s about to stand on the crotch of the dozy bastard on the ground. THAT would’ve been a rude awakening…

Non habemus papam

Well shit, RIP Frank. Not exactly a surprise, I know, and yet… somehow it is, despite that. He seemed to be doing well after getting out of hospital, well enough to do his Easter business just yesterday. Suppose his timing was good if nothing else. Maybe the thought of having to deal with J. Divans was what finished him off.

I am, alas, inclined to agree with Father Nathan here:

Yeah. With the general rightwards shift going on around the world, I can easily imagine the church doing the same. Not that I think it’s ever been a force for progress as such, but I think old Jorge was more forward-looking than most, and there’s going to be plenty of people in the Vatican who’ll be glad to see the back of him so they can let the Vatican slide backwards…

Tariffs for the Vatican!

Pope Ghosts JD Vance at Vatican, Sends Top Cardinal to Lecture VP on Compassion

Vice President JD Vance flew to Rome hoping to meet with Pope Francis. Instead, the Pope skipped the meeting entirely—and sent his top cardinal to deliver a pointed message about compassion and care for the vulnerable.
Vance was greeted not by the pontiff, but by Cardinal Pietro Parolin, the Vatican’s Secretary of State. In a statement, the Vatican said the meeting covered global conflicts, political unrest, and “difficult humanitarian situations,” with a clear focus on “migrants, refugees, and prisoners.”
The conversation sounded more like a lecture than a diplomatic exchange. And the Pope’s absence was hard to ignore.
While Sky News reported that Vance had a brief, private encounter with the Pope at his residence, there were no details, no photos, and no official mention. The real meeting—the one on the schedule—never happened.
The message? Clear enough: the Pope isn’t backing down from his public criticism of the Trump administration’s immigration agenda.

Old Frank was in hospital for a while there but, as the article notes, he’s out now and doing his public duties and met Charles and Camilla recently, so this is a very deliberate snub, meeting the leader of the opposition but not one of his highest-profile converts. Obviously the Catholic church still leaves much to be desired, but still nice to see. I suspect Mushroom Cock would declare the US to now be sedevacantist with regards to the church for this insult, if only he knew how to spell it…

Now Barabbas was hungry

This appears to be three men in loincloths on crosses next to what looks like a shopping centre parking lot with two Macca’s signs, and a fourth man in a loincloth hanging out at some tent to the side. I have absolutely no idea what this is otherwise about; obviously I know it’s a crucifixion scene, I’m not that dense, but… what really is going on? Were the dudes on the crosses doing it in shifts? Is the fourth guy supposed to be Barabbas? Is he taking his lunch break or something? Why is it taking place… there, wherever there is? I mean, I think the idea of staging the crucifixion like this is odd enough, but in that setting it seems more than usually incongruous.