Too late

Scunt is finally leaving politics! Far too late to benefit this country, of course…

The former prime minister Scott Morrison has announced he will quit parliament at the end of February, triggering a byelection in his seat of Cook.
In a statement on social media on Tuesday, Morrison said he had decided “to take on new challenges in the global corporate sector and spend more time with my family”.
“By giving advance notice of my intention to leave parliament at the end of February, this will give my party ample time to select a great new candidate who I know will do what’s best for our community and bring fresh energy and commitment to the job,” he posted on Facebook.
Morrison intends to join a series of global strategic advisory roles and private boards, focused on the US and the Indo-Pacific, in sectors including defence and funding of defence startups.
While these roles are mostly based in Washington, Morrison said on Facebook he intended to remain in Australia. He said he looked forward to “enjoying local life here in the shire and my church community at Horizon with my family and friends”.

I don’t know who to feel more sorry for in this situation, his family or the global corporate sector (certainly not his electorate who kept voting for the cunt). Or will the latter have to suffer him at all? Morrison has God on the brain, after all, and I feel there’s a church organisation somewhere that would be delighted to have him on their books.

Meanwhile, even if it is too late to undo the damage he did to this country in his various capacities, I am heartened that “Engadine Maccas” is trending on Twatter in the wake of the news. So good to see Australians maintaining tradition…