The latest tragic development in Oolong Husk’s increasing degeneration, apart from his endorsement of outright antisemitism, is his new… beer.
Cyberbeer. For fuck’s sake. What do you do, drink it while your Cybertruck is driving itself and crashing through other vehicles? I suppose at least the logo doesn’t appear to have 3 K’s hidden in it… But, being an Oolong product, not only is it preposterously expensive, it’s apparently shit:
Brian appears to be a Tesla fan, which I presume is what motivated the purchase in the first place. Let this be a lesson to him and all of us: just because someone you’re a fan of has merch available doesn’t mean you have to buy all of it…
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