If I fell…

The greatest thing on social media today has to have been the hypothetical skydiving Christian baby:

What, and I can’t stress this enough, THE FUCK

The good people of Bluesky saw this and, well, went to town on it, and I’ve collected my favourites here (keeping it behind a cut cos otherwise it’ll blow out the front page of the blog):

Author: James R.

The idiot who owns and runs this site. He does not actually look like Jon Pertwee.