The BASTARD

You know, I’ve heard some bad things about this Hitler character, but this REALLY convinces me that he was evil… This is a real book, by the way, published in 2004; one review I found of it suggests it’s actually less an attack on Hitler than it is an attack on non-vegetarians/vegans in general (Mr Berry appears to have been one of those vegans).

But then THIS news broke the other day:

…And I was shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, by this revelation, primarily because I thought it had always been suspected that Hitler offed Geli Raubal. At the very least the idea was offered as scuttlebutt almost as soon as it happened. I refuse to sign in to the Telegraph so I don’t know what the article actually says beyond the headline, but I hope the historian isn’t positing this as some sort of new idea when it’s piss all of the sort… and in any case I doubt it’ll actually make anyone think less of Adolf than they already did…