Is that the worst you can do?

What if you’re into anal, though? That’s probably not that much of a threat in that case (depending on what they’re planning to fuck you with, I suppose). And what if you rent more than two movies? What are you going to do THEN, Family Video? What will Wash King Laundromat do if I don’t wash enough (or too many) clothes for their liking? They’re not overtly threatening anything, but who can tell what surprises they might spring…

Author: James R.

The idiot who owns and runs this site. He does not actually look like Jon Pertwee. View all posts by James R.

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