Catbert plays the world’s tiniest violin

Oh Scott, you really ARE declining fast if you think Mushroom Cock either knows or cares who you are or that he will do anything for you. What’s in it for him to do that? And who the fuck are YOU that you think you deserve direct help from Krasnov (assuming he could give it anyway)? I’m sure you’re hardly the only person Kaiser are screwing over at the moment, you don’t have any more right to live than those people…

Author: James R.

The idiot who owns and runs this site. He does not actually look like Jon Pertwee.