Smile, though your arse is being owned

“Czar, this is a Wendy’s”

Yeah, this weirdo is for real, unfortunately:

At any rate the posts are for real, I’m not actually 100% sure about “Danya” himself given he liked that response to him. Maybe it’s AI? Maybe it’s irony? Maybe it’s just stupidity? I don’t know, but I am reminded of the time Alain de Botton liked a post I’d made on Twitter (remember when that was still usable?) that was quite critical of him, so… Anyway, I’m not going to do what the other responders on that post are doing (variants on “why are you hanging out with children instead of adult women?”), I’d rather note how his statement kind of contradicts his apparent aim. I mean, if he’s giving dating advice but he thinks actually meeting the girl kind of ruins it… doesn’t that kind of miss the point? I don’t know.

Anyway, as far as the first post goes… well, I was smiled at just last week when I was at Eastgardens to pick up my prescriptions. No idea who she was nor why she smiled at me, and I don’t think I was doing anything to inspire her to do so, and she wasn’t serving me at the chemist so it’s not like she had to be polite to me; this was just someone being… you know, nice in public. So yeah, at least one woman has smiled at me lately, and it’s not like I have much to offer in the way of giving women reasons to smile at me, which his czarship no doubt thinks he does… so what the fuck is HE doing wrong, then? Apart from being his natural shitty self, that is? No wonder I fucking hate incels (which I’m sure this guy is if he’s not just a bot) even though I could technically be considered one myself…

Author: James R.

The idiot who owns and runs this site. He does not actually look like Jon Pertwee.