Christ 2: This Time It’s Biblical (?)

So this fucking thing is real after all? And it’s in TWO parts? I know there’s been a rather tedious tendency in cinema over the couple of decades to split film adaptations of certainly particularly long books into two parts ever since the Harry Potter series first pulled that stunt, but where the fuck is the material for TWO films going to come from on this subject? Jesus Christ (as it were), even the Bible has piss all to say about the resurrection, and about as much to explain what he was doing on his long weekend off… TWO films. The last time I wrote about this nonsense I described it as Gibson’s white whale, and I somehow don’t feel like this news really changes that, it feels more like he’s named these two dates—TWO! for fuck’s sake—to force himself to be accountable or something, “honestly I will have these TWO! films ready to go by those dates, I promise”… Mind you, now that he has named the dates, God has the perfect opportunity to pull the ultimate trick and bring about the apocalypse before Good Friday 2027…