Amazing, and accurate. Jeff Bezos, the individual who runs Amazon, basically hired the whole city of Venice for his wedding this weekend, which situation is pissing a bunch of people off:
Campaigners in Venice have claimed victory after Jeff Bezos was reportedly forced to change the venue for his wedding celebrations in the city as his guests started arriving on Tuesday for the three-day jamboree.
The main reception for the wedding of Bezos and Lauren Sánchez, a former TV journalist, was due to be held in the Scuola Grande della Misericordia, a majestic 16th-century building in the city centre.
But according to the No Space for Bezos group, the couple relented after activists threatened to fill the canals with inflatable crocodiles to block their celebrity guests from entering.
I just can’t imagine how many of those things they’d need to cause that sort of havoc, and I feel like real crocodiles would be more impressive, but still, as long as this shithead is inconvenienced somehow, I’m there for it.
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