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That must’ve been a really good phone, or at least it must’ve had some really compromising shit on it that he really couldn’t risk being discovered…

Author: James R.

The idiot who owns and runs this site. He does not actually look like Jon Pertwee. View all posts by James R.

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I'm James and I was born in 1974, so I'm old enough to know better by now. Yet I evidently don't.

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