Panic in the schools of Colorado

We’ve been in the “last moments” for nearly 2000 years now, I’m not sure how much difference this’ll make. After School Satan Club is a project by The Satanic Temple, who I’m not a big fan of though I do enjoy certain of their stunts including this, which people like whoever wrote the above are freaking out about for some reason. Personally I can’t help but feel that if God can be defeated by the handful of edgy schoolkids that are likely to take advantage of this thing, he probably deserves to be…