Obviously

I am loath to post Daily Fail content, but…

Pantless driver dies after being ejected through his sunroof while masturbating to porn on a cellphone when the car crashed and rolled over

And should you not believe that was the headline:

A Detroit man was killed when he was ejected through the sunroof of his car while driving along the highway with his pants down and masturbating to porn being shown on his cellphone.
Clifford Ray Jones, 58, was killed instantly when his car rolled over in the early hours of Sunday morning.
As well as not wearing any trousers, Jones is not believed to have been wearing his seat belt which may have contributed to his partial ejection from the car.

I mean, I daresay that wouldn’t have helped him…