Inflatable Sex Doll of the Wastelands (1967)

“Wastlelands”?

Let’s face it: there are some films you watch primarily if not entirely just so you can say “I saw that film with… that title”. This is surely one of those films, I will confess the title was certainly what drew me at first… director Atsushi Yamatoya had been a screenwriter at Nikkatsu before he went independent, and one of his efforts had been Seijun Suzuki’s infamous Branded to Kill just a few months earlier; this fact made sense while watching ISDW (let’s just abbreviate it), cos on some level you can kind of see this one as being like that except more fucked. It’s considered an early pink film, a genre with no real Western equivalent but this particular example could probably be compared to the “roughies” being made in the US at the same time, but sex isn’t really what drives this film (unlike what I’ve always assumed about the pink genre, with which I’m only really theoretically familiar)… plot revolves around a hitman, Sho, who’s been hired by a real estate developer, Naka, to take out a yakuza gang who have kidnapped his mistress; the leader of said gang also killed Sho’s girlfriend years earlier. Beyond that broad outline… I’m not 100% sure, to be honest; Yamatoya is frankly uninterested is making things easy for the viewer, and I often found myself confused by the timeline being presented. The longer it goes on, the harder it gets to tell what’s happening now, what’s a flashback, and what might just be imaginary (it’s clearer by the end, but the last half hour or so is kind of hard going). ISDW is nothing if not wilfully difficult, but it’s also fascinating and compelling enough to keep watching, and I think it’ll reward rewatches in future.

Hollywood Story (1951)

Before he was the king of gimmick horror, William Castle was doing this sort of thing, quickly turned-out mysteries (quite a few Westerns too) made on what I’m guessing were middling budgets… like this film, I’m guessing they were probably generally of no great distinction, but I had a decent time with this nonetheless. Hollywood Story is inspired by a real Hollywood story, the 1922 murder of director William Desmond Taylor; basically a bit of a cash-in on the previous year’s hit Sunset Boulevard, the story has a film producer moving to California and setting up in an old studio (which, in reality, had previously belonged to Charlie Chaplin), where he discovers the story of its previous owner, a famed silent era director murdered in 1929. He decides this story could make a good film, especially if he can work out the unsolved mystery at the heart of it, but it soon appears that not everyone in town is keen on the truth being uncovered. Like I said, not a film of great distinction, which is fine, sometimes a perfectly good film is all you need rather than a masterpiece of the seventh art; and Castle’s film is built on a fairly engaging mystery plot (albeit with an ending I probably should’ve seen coming long before it did) and is carried by a good solid cast, particularly Richard Conte in the lead role. Didn’t entirely buy the romance between him and the daughter of the actress who would also rather the whole thing would just go away, I think their initial antagonism melted a bit too easily, but other than that I don’t think I had any serious issues with it… unlike Bosley Crowther, cited on the film’s Wiki page as criticising it for, among other reasons, making the police in 1929 look “lazy” for not having solved the crime then. Given the original murder of W.D. Taylor remains unsolved 103 years later, that feels a bit weak to me, and I’m guessing Bos’ opinion of the police’s abilities and, let’s face it, desires to solve some crimes (even in this day and age) was overly inflated…

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)

Given that I’ve watched pretty much all the main Universal Monsters films before now, it seemed like the time was finally upon me to finish them off (I know the Gill-man was still to come, but because he only came about a few years later I don’t really consider him and his adventures part of the main series)… much like Universal itself had finally decided to, after a few years of “monster rally” films, they decided to pair Bela Lugosi, Lon Chaney Jr. and Glenn Strange with the ultimate monsters, i.e. their flagging comedy duo Abbott and Costello… By this point, the studio was now Universal-International and the new management was trying to build the studio’s prestige again by killing off their B-films and serials and horror, but they were also near bankruptcy, so despite all that William Goetz agreed to the combination of horror and comedy in case it worked… which, indeed, it did, being quite a hit and reviving A&C’s failing fortunes. I’m not sure how well it worked for me, though… I’m less sniffy about it than Wm. Everson seems to have been, but equally I wasn’t as enthusiastic about it as a lot of critics are; per the film’s Wiki entry, one contemporary critic claimed you really needed to be an A&C fan to enjoy the thing, and perhaps they were right. My own prior acquaintance with them is limited entirely to the A&C cartoon show, and I haven’t seen that since I were a little ‘un in the early 80s; I don’t believe I’ve ever seen any of their actual films until now, and I found something kind of grating about Abbott in particular here… and yet the film is as well made as it probably could’ve been, given how relatively cheap it was (some really good sets in the film) and how neither A&C were happy about having to do the film at all; the monsters are actually played pretty straight (Chaney is the best in show), and though the mix of comedy and horror is kind of ungainly, the actual horror business in the film is pretty well done (Chaney’s transformations are particularly good). Accordingly, even if not everything works, I think I’ll still give the film a thumbs up more than otherwise.

Angst (1983)

I have kept up the Century of Cinema challenge (this film will indeed be number 45), though most of the films I’ve been watching for it are rewatches I previously covered on my old film blog that I didn’t think needed new reviews (I think I’ve only done 32 new ones, though I will get back onto some previously unseen stuff soon). Also, most of these have been films I liked before and still do (hi Mad Foxes, you magnificent piece of hyper-Eurotrash); Angst, on the other hand, I hated on first viewing in 2012. I have, mind you, learned a couple of things about it since then: one, the astounding cinematography is by Zbigniew Rybczynski, which I didn’t know before but certainly helps explain why it looks Like That (seriously, there are points after the killer enters the house where you’re not sure at first if you’re looking at a floor, a wall or a ceiling cos the angles are so mad); and two, there’s actually two versions of the thing, one with a prologue the director shot after the distributors in Austria said it was a bit short, and the other without it which I gather is his preferred version. I no longer remember which one I saw in 2012, but went for the shorter one tonight.

Angst was banned in lots of countries (probably including this one, though I can’t find evidence either way), being a serial killer film based on a real case and kind of purporting to show what it’s “really like” (especially the cleaning up afterwards). I still don’t think it’s actually as violent as a lot of other films even of that era, there’s only three killings and only one of those is really bloody (though it is really bloody, to be sure), and I still think it’s the, ah, other thing the killer does with that one which really pushes it over the edge. And I had completely forgotten the killer’s internal monologue throughout the film, though I don’t think it adds much anyway. My main problem with the film first time round was that I just thought it was utterly blank, and the killer is impossibly dull, and maybe that was the point—i.e. real murderers are much less interesting than fictional ones—but if so the film left bugger all to be interested in. Far too little happens to justify the length even of the shorter cut. So it looks like I do indeed still hate Angst, and a third viewing will not be required at any point.

High Tension (2003)

There’s always a potential issue with films (or stories in general, really) that rely on a significant revelation or plot twist, etc, which is, obviously, can you still watch the film when you know what said twist is. Psycho, for example. What must it have been like for its early readers/viewers who didn’t know about “Mother”? How does that foreknowledge change your viewing, your experience of the film? How does knowing the answer to a mystery affect a film? Cos obviously there must be cases where it doesn’t, otherwise no film would be rewatchable, a good film has to be good even when you know how it all ends… but it can’t work all the time, I suppose, and alas, I think tonight’s viewing was one of the latter cases.

I last saw High Tension whenever it came out here on DVD, so that must’ve been, what, 2004 or 2005, at which time I was aware that it had a plot twist (though not what it was) and that it had been quite contentious amongst fans and critics. Did it work? Did it not? I wasn’t sure then, but I do recall being less bothered by it than a lot of people seemed to have been; now, in 2025, on a second viewing, I’m rather more sure that it doesn’t. Rewatching the film, there are some aspects that I didn’t really pick up on first time round which now stood out a bit more cos I knew what was coming, and I don’t think that really helped it… it’s a reasonably simple slasher-type plot, but the twist involves the identity of the killer, who is not who we’re lead to believe, and with hindsight I really don’t think it works and I found it a lot harder to swallow. So yeah, a kind of disappointing revisit.

The Sword (1980)

To be honest I’m not au fait enough with Hong Kong cinema to really understand what the HK new wave was about, other than that it mainly heralded a new crop of rising filmmakers rather than a big stylistic shift. I do know, however, that Patrick Tam’s The Sword is widely considered one of the chief examples of it, and that I’ve wanted to rewatch it for a very long time… I remember seeing it on SBS in the late ’90s when I was discovering HK cinema for the first time, but that’s pretty much all I remembered about it other than the shot of the villain flying at the camera during the last fight, so I’ve had quite some desire to see it again. I never taped it (that I remember) at the time for some reason even though I did that with almost all the other HK films I saw on SBS back then, and in any case I haven’t had a functioning VCR for 15 years, so Eureka’s recent blu-ray edition was welcome.

Anyway, the titular sword is the Harmonious Sword, which was clearly named ironically or sarcastically; its owner fears he has a cursed object and retires from martial arts, but our anti-hero still wants to test his swordsmanship against the old boy and winds up doing so with the Harmonious Sword… and, unfortunately for both of them, someone else is after the sword as well, which lives up to its reputation for bringing ill fortune. This was Patrick Tam’s first film after a few years in TV, and quite a debut it was; perhaps not quite as heavy on the action as old-school wu xia films—though it certainly delivers with the berserk climax when that comes—and more interested in the question of whether or not being the best swordsman in China is actually something worth going after, especially given the human cost of doing so. A solid piece of work, and good to revisit after all this time.

The Oily Maniac (1976)

Well that was something, wasn’t it? I’ve been accruing a fair bit of Hong Kong cinema in recent months, a lot of it Shaw Brothers stuff, and in today’s mail was the new Shaw-Shock box from Imprint… my only prior engagement with Shaws horror was the similarly special Black Magic, also from director Ho Meng Hua, but I shall soon have a few more under my belt. Despite apparently being set in the mid-60s, Oily Maniac just screams mid-70s in much the same way that film does; our hero is a disabled young man (Danny Lee, later of The Killer among lots more) working for a somewhat dodgy law firm who takes his own action against criminals by using a magic spell that turns him into a thing made of oil. This is pretty unrepentant trash (as the title may indicate) on multiple levels, especially the effects, with the titular maniac manifesting as a ridiculous-looking liquid slick; I kept wondering how the film fared with censors at the time, too, cos I also discovered tonight Hong Kong cinema had no ratings cinema until 1988… were kids able to see this monstrosity with all that sex and violence? I imagine this would be Category III these days without much trouble…

Anyway, the film’s music is great, probably because most if not all of it was lifted bodily from other American & European films of the time; you may recognise one cue from a certain film about a shark from the year before. Oily Maniac was something of a slow starter, but once I got into its slightly perplexing vibe I found myself enjoying it more and in the second half I actually became quite charmed by it. There were some bits I could only respond to with applause. Perfectly absurd, but sometimes you just have to admire this sort of thing…

King Boxer (1972)

Another rewatch for Century of Cinema, and again one that I reviewed years ago so I don’t really feel the need to redo that; I do, however, want to note this Italian poster for it that I got from IMDB:

Holy shit. THIS poster is not here to fuck around. Neither is the film, of course; the action gets underway within a few seconds of the opening titles wrapping up and continues without much undue pause for the next 100-odd minutes. But this Italian poster picks up on one of the nastiest bits of the film—which I gather is still rated R in Australia (I have the Shawscope box from Arrow which is only 15-rated by comparison)—where Han Long, who’s kind of sold out to the rival kung fu school, faces off against the son of the villain (who’s been kind of unimpressive until now) and gets his eyes ripped out by the latter. I mean, the poster is certainly not lying, if you watch this film you will see this (it’s not like these posters in that regard, plus it gets the names right), but it’s such a strident image for the poster artist to have chosen. “I don’t know about these fucking fight scenes, but something a bit horror? I can do that…”

Blood and Black Lace (1964)

I rewatched Signor Bava’s genre-defining Blood and Black Lace tonight, this being the film that’s generally agreed to be the starting point of the giallo film… not going to re-review, cos I did that once already on my old film blog, but I will provide some stills from the Arrow blu-ray I have. I have the comparatively disappointing old VCI DVD of it, and this was a much needed upgrade; this is one of the most visually stunning films of its era in whatever genre, with some goddamn extraordinary colours and lighting work. Click to expand to 1920×1080 (I haven’t shrunk any of these down from the blu).

 

The Horrible Dr. Hichcock (1962)

Ah, few things were better than those old Italian film posters for films like this; fairly sure that some of the posters were better than the films they were promoting… though I hesitate to say that about this film, which I do think is well made, and the recent blu-ray restoration shows it off to good effect. Director Riccardo Freda had basically invented Italian gothic cinema in the late 50s with I vampiri; by this time, the genre was well established but, as Tim Lucas’ commentary notes, Italian audiences only really went to see Italian films that pretended they weren’t homegrown… hence why almost everyone here is given an Anglo pseudonym of varying degrees of ludicrousness (“Frank Smokecocks“? And I thought “Anthony Daisies” was an unfortunate attempt to translate a name literally…). Also, scriptwriter Ernesto Gastaldi was give the instruction to come up with something in the vein of Roger Corman’s Poe films, and I daresay he gave the producers that… with an additional twist, that being the titular doctor’s necrophilia kink. AIP wouldn’t go that far, hence why they refused to distribute it, and also why star Robert Flemyng tried to get out of it; the first script he read didn’t have the necrophilia angle, and it was too late to back out once he got the later version that did have it… Anyway, while Flemyng’s lack of enthusiasm doesn’t exactly help things, Hichcock is nonetheless worth watching for its visuals if nothing else; the narrative is maybe a bit thin and prone to moments of making no sense that Lucio Fulci might’ve considered bold, but the visual telling of events is often extraordinary. I offer some examples that you can click to enlarge:

Nothing if not great to look at throughout; I love how a lot of 60s cinema looks, but Freda and cinematographer Raffaele Masciocchi conjure up some quite marvellous stuff with colour (Tim Lucas wonders if Freda’s old cameraman Mario Bava offered some uncredited assistance), and the visuals are solidly accompanied by Roman Vlad’s music (for some reason, the only crew member credited under his own name). Hichcock might be more style than substance in the end, but the style is impressive enough that I’ll take that…